🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Bob exact words in today's video.
"I never beat my children, yes I whipped them".
He also goes on to say his one son use to chase the other around the house threatening him with knives.
It's so sad that the authorities didn't step in and remove those poor boys from the abuse of their father.
Bob's mentally challenged parents should not have been allowed to have children. This defective gene pool is out if control!!!
As far as the rest of the video, Bob is rambling like a fucking idiot. It's like he takes everything that has ever happened to him and throws it in a blender, then tries to explain it.
Has anyone else noticed that, whatever his mental issues are, they seem to be getting much worse???
Rene is at risk. She needs to be removed from the situation. Bob is a violent, mentally disturbed individual, who needs to be a ward of the state.
I see a train wreck coming, but you know, we all love to watch train wrecks!!!
One more thing, Bob has been wearing his blue pajamas for 3 days.
 
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Long Story Short said:
Bob exact words in today's video.
"I never beat my children, yes I whipped them".
He also goes on to say his one son use to chase the other around the house threatening him with knives.
It's so sad that the authorities didn't step in and remove those poor boys from the abuse of their father.
Bob's mentally challenged parents should not have been allowed to have children. This defective gene pool is out if control!!!
As far as the rest of the video, Bob is rambling like a fucking idiot. It's like he takes everything that has ever happened to him and throws it in a blender, then tries to explain it.
Has anyone else noticed that, whatever his mental issues are, they seem to be getting much worse???
Rene is at risk. She needs to be removed from the situation. Bob is a violent, mentally disturbed individual, who needs to be a ward of the state.
I see a train wreck coming, but you know, we all love to watch train wrecks!!!
One more thing, Bob has been wearing his blue pajamas for 3 days.
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Man, you gotta link it at least.

Preaching on Ecclesiastes 9:3-6


Archived! I love the 2006 camera-at-screen view of that blog.

 
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Long Story Short said:
Bob exact words in today's video.
"I never beat my children, yes I whipped them".
He also goes on to say his one son use to chase the other around the house threatening him with knives.
It's so sad that the authorities didn't step in and remove those poor boys from the abuse of their father.
Bob's mentally challenged parents should not have been allowed to have children. This defective gene pool is out if control!!!
As far as the rest of the video, Bob is rambling like a fucking idiot. It's like he takes everything that has ever happened to him and throws it in a blender, then tries to explain it.
Has anyone else noticed that, whatever his mental issues are, they seem to be getting much worse???
Rene is at risk. She needs to be removed from the situation. Bob is a violent, mentally disturbed individual, who needs to be a ward of the state.
I see a train wreck coming, but you know, we all love to watch train wrecks!!!
One more thing, Bob has been wearing his blue pajamas for 3 days.
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He's definitely getting angrier and more unhinged. Hilarious how this layabout welfare-bum whines about how "hard he's worked" for what he has.
 
PurpleSquirrel said:
He's definitely getting angrier and more unhinged. Hilarious how this layabout welfare-bum whines about how "hard he's worked" for what he has.
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He's worked for everything he has -- nothing. A dumpy trailer and a Hi-Point is no life of luxury.
 
Bob has been on welfare since he was 18 and moved out of his parents house. In his book he details how he moved out and promptly went to the welfare office. He has worked for NOTHING in his life.
As far as all the remodeling he claims happened. That was actually him having to repair all the things his bad ass kids tore up.
 
crayolasword said:
Bob has been on welfare since he was 18 and moved out of his parents house. In his book he details how he moved out and promptly went to the welfare office. He has worked for NOTHING in his life.
As far as all the remodeling he claims happened. That was actually him having to repair all the things his bad ass kids tore up.
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The real badass in the McKim household is Dr. Sr. Bob, PhD. He'll rep the Bloods and the Crips both in a week, flash his 9 and dare you step up, then mlip-blap your ladyfriend. :tomgirl:
 
I wonder if Aunt Thelma and Bob's Lesbian wife ever did the nasty together.
Obviously, since Bob isn't a real man, he couldn't satisfy his wife. I'll bet those two were "kissing fish" while Bob was trying to keep First Timothy from stabbing Second Timothy.
 
I’m only 10 minutes into this video but it seems obvious to me why Bob has lashed out at this dead woman and her extended family: Bob thought he might get some kind of inheritance from her, but he’s not, so now there is hell to pay for her surviving family members.

See, Bob keeps droning on about how he and his ex-wife “put a lot of money” into her aunt’s house. They were paying a mere $100 per month in rent, and Bob says flat-out that they could not afford to rent anywhere else — that’s why they moved in with her. So no matter how you slice it, Bob and his ex saved a ton of money living with her. It’s only right if they put a fraction of what they saved on rent into making the home more livable for everyone. And they were STILL paying less than they would have elsewhere.

Based on how Bob had a multi-month tearful breakdown/rage-fest over not getting his family heirloom Tupperware when his parents died, his extremely unhinged behavior speaks volumes. Bob thought he might be in for some kind of payback and went to the graveside service (in his filthy pajamas) to ask when he could expect his payout check. His ex laughed in his face, told him he’s getting bupkes, and Bob has been furiously breaking commandments ever since.
 
I'm sure if the dear lady had any thing left after probably years of intense hospice care for her dementia ($$$$$$), she would leave it to her actual relatives, not her neice by marriage's ex husband.
He has done next but bitch about her since the funeral.
It was unreasonable of her to have a problem when the out of control kids disrupted her routine and frequently woke her up when she did not want to be awake. The kids should have played outside if they couldn't control themselves inside.
But she was upset and woke Bob up late at night while he was practically a guest in her home, and how fucking dare she? He needed his sleep! Forget that she was constantly being woken up by kids that Bob was supposed to be taking care of. She was unreasonable for wanting to sleep until the time she chose to get up. In her own home.
Bob's videos about this actually have the possibility of making me moti.
From all appearances, this woman was like another loving granny to his kids and grandkids, and had more and better involvement in their lives than he did. And all he can do is piss moan and bitch as usual.
No one is seeing the love of God shining through this douchebag.
 
Robert "lusted" after Aunt Thelma but Aunt Thelma won't date no loser, or a con artist, scumbag, stinky, full of shit, low IQ, 400lb boy. That's right, Robert's always been just a boy and Aunt Thelma was an adult woman. He never stood a chance with her. This infuriates Robert but he's too cowardly to speak his mind about it, only after she's a cold and buried corpse. Robert only has children because his lesbian ex-wife wanted her own kids and used Bob as a sperm donor. One of Bob's sons looks to be part African. This leads me to believe that Bob's ex-wife got "blacked" while Bob was getting arrested driving the short bus back in 2001.

Aunt Themla's an independent hardworking woman and that turns Bob on.
 
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I still haven’t managed to watch this whole video but I need to pause and sperg a bit about how little “saint” Bob knows about his own warped version of a certain religion.

Bob starts ranting about how the death penalty is in the bible so yay death penalty! He’s out of his fucking mind AND is stupid AND utterly ignorant. In the Torah, the death penalty was allowed under very specific circumstances that would (purposefully) prevent it from being used. For example, there had to be multiple witnesses to a crime, the accused had to stand trial in front of the entire Sanhedrin, etc. Bob misquotes the primary source because he doesn’t know the fucking languages it was written in, then gives it his extra-retarded interpretation to boot.

God hates liars and Bob has as much chance of escaping hell as he does of getting a goddamn job. And he STILL can’t even pronounce “Ecclesiastes.” :story:
 
My wife watched a small part of Bob's last video and asked the obvious question, " who does he think is listening to his videos?"

I had to explain to her that Bob is a slow functioning adult who doesn't have the ability to figure out that the only ones that listen, are the people who despise him and are entertained by his stupidity.

Bob really doesn't understand that he doesn't run a Soul Clinic, because he's never had a client.
He doesn't know that his CAER security radio patrol is a fucking joke to everyone but him.
He really thinks that he's a doctor because he has the same degree that anyone could purchase for their goldfish.
He really believes that he's an author, even though he can't spell or form a sentence. He makes around $40 a year in book sales. That's because we buy them as joke gifts.
He really thinks that he's an Evangelist although not one person on the planet looks to him for guidance.
He really thinks that he's a husband although he's never been legally married (Rene is simply a paycheck).
He really believes that he has all of these made up diseases, most of which would disappear if he got off his fat ass, exercised and ate correctly.
Bob really thinks that he's worked enough in his life to justify stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars in government programs.
Bob really believes that he met the magic sky fairy one night when he was choking on his own puke.
Bob really believes that everything that negatively affects his pathetic life is the fault of others, instead of his inability to govern his own life.

What's really interesting though, is his inability to conceptualize the future.
He doesn't seem to understand that he's a moment away from a stroke, heart attack, or some other form of life altering tragedy. Almost all due to his lack of motivation and self control.
He doesn't have the ability to figure out his finances. Purchasing a vehicle worth many multiples of his yearly income is a good example.
He has zero clue that Rene's days with him are numbered and for one reason or another he will soon be alone, and his income will be cut in half.

Bob doesn't have a chance in hell of figuring any of this out. He's just too fucking stupid!
If he wasn't such an asshole, it would be quite easy to feel sorry for him.
But he is an asshole! One who is heading for a brick wall at 100 mph.

It seems odd to me that Bob hasn't gone viral. I'm always thinking that something will happen that'll expose him to more people, but he can't even do that right.

I don't know why we are so fortunate to observe him from a distance. It seems like there are probably a few hundred that enjoy watching him stumble through life, and a couple dozen of us who absolutely thrive on his every move.

We are the lucky ones. Please be safe everyone.
Bob, go out in public without a mask. It's all a hoax!
 
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Long Story Short said:

Bob claims at the end of this video that all the hacker's keyboards are going to blow up and we'll all be blind.
If this doesn't happen, then we can all agree, once and for all that Bob is a false prophet!
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"This is what the Lord Almighty says: “Do not listen to what the prophets are prophesying to you; they fill you with false hopes. They speak visions from their own minds, not from the mouth of the Lord." -Jeremiah 23:16


I also dig that he wrote down how to pronounce the word 'derision' in v8, flopped around, said it correctly, and then bungled v9.
 
crayolasword said:
He only puts on the pajama shirts for his videos. The rest of the time he walks around his house without a shirt. I’m sure his shit box house probably smells like a Tijuana prison cell.
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John Andrews wouldn't allow him to spend the night because of the horrific stench that he puts off. Imagine being so fucking lazy that you can't take 2-3 minutes out of your day to shower. Especially when you have nothing to do!!!
 
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