🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Dr. Long Story Short]

I've often said that one Jack T. Chick hate-comic does more to turn intelligent, sensitive people off to Christianity than 100 angry rants about "Xtians" from the fedora/neckbeard set. Bob has obviously had a similar effect in his own milieu.

The main thing that drives people away from Christianity is reading the Bible, which most Christians have never done.
Since Bob obviously can't read, he's not affected.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob has been silent for a couple of days now. Rumor has it in Carrollton that he’s been hauled in for questioning about his welfare fraud. And yes, he was still wearing the same red church pajamas when the feds executed a no-knock raid on his trailer.

 

[crayolasword]

No Bob. We won’t talk ugly about this saint of lady. This wonderful woman threw your ass out on the streets because she got sick of your freeloading ass. She worked every day while you collected welfare and whined about her one past time of bingo.

 

[Blasterisk]

BREAKING NEWS: DR. SR. BOB SENIOR, PHD RENOUNCES ALLEGIANCE TO BLOODS, ROLLS WITH CRIPS IN SHOCKING BETRAYAL

Preaching on James 4:13-15

Says "you know, work, making munee doesn't really get you to Heaven" which is (presumably) why he has eschewed both.

He suggests looking up the funeral of his aunt. Maybe it'd be worth it.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

No Bob. We won’t talk ugly about this saint of lady. This wonderful woman threw your ass out on the streets because she got sick of your freeloading ass. She worked every day while you collected welfare and whined about her one past time of bingo.

Bob brags in the video that he's seeing his kids. The only reason they're putting up with him is the old battle axe died and they were forced to see him. He doesn't feel one bit guilty that this woman worked her entire life partly to pay her taxes to support his fat lazy carcass.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

In a few of John's videos he gave Bob the advice to volunteer at the soup kitchen for God, preach about God's love, and love on his grandkids.

Too bad Bob didn't take his advice.

 

[Toasty]

Bob presumes to know what is between his aunt and God, just because she didn't go to church, or talk about religion.
Not all christians are God botherers like Bob, yammering on all the time. Aunt Thelma sounds like a hard worker with class, every thing Bob isn't.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Yes, some people aren't so in your face about religion.

Aunt Thelma sounded like she was a decent, hard-working woman, but Bob judged her because she wasn't outspoken about her beliefs.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Speaking ill of the dead is one of Bob’s favorite hobbies, along with stealing food from poverty-stricken children. He also loves to use any death as an excuse to talk about how wonderful he imagines he is. Big deal, you gave her some rides and watched her kids (as she did yours). That’s what families and friends do. It’s not special or noteworthy. But Bob thinks it’s part of what makes him a “saint” (his own chosen title).

In other words, Bob will soon be sucking Satan’s cock and frying in hell. Good thing that he — by his own admission — got a lot of practice fucking and sucking other men over his lifetime.

 

[Ride]

Bob is still mad about his dead aunt:

 

[Blasterisk]

Archived. Probably not worth it, but here it is:

 

[crayolasword]

Sounds like Barb McKim called Bob up again and now he’s scared shitless that she’s going to beat his ass. This happens every time Bob goes running his mouth about her family. I guess she doesn’t know that Bob is strapped with a Hi Point now and has his concealed carry permit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Unlike Bob’s imaginary savior, my namesake has returned.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

This poor woman died and Bob spends an entire video ripping her to pieces. Bob isn't man enough to raise his family on his own so she opens her house up to him for basically nothing ($100 a month). Then to show his appreciation, he breaks her hot water heater!!!
Out of the goodness of her heart she allows Bob, his lesbian wife, and the two
out of control children, to invade her beautiful home.
He also bitches that her God was bingo. At least we have proof that bingo is real!!!
He ends his video by telling us that he taught his kids right and wrong by hitting them. No wonder they keep Bob's grandkids as far away from him as possible.
On a positive note, at least Bob changed his pajamas.

 

[Toasty]

The end of that video was golden. Pure Bob at his finest.
Aunt Thelma literally lost her mind to dementia. One of the most horrifying things one can imagine. She died, not only not knowing who her loved ones were, but also not knowing who she was.
And Bob wants us to feel bad for him because he has the beetus.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I have so much to say about those two videos, which I only got a chance to watch last night. But let the record reflect:

Bob wore PAJAMAS to a burial and graveside celebration of life. Not just any pajamas, but the same pajamas he’d been wearing ALL WEEK, during a record-breaking heat wave. His stench must have been unreal. Cleanliness is next to godliness and Bob is a filthy satanist.

 

[crayolasword]

And to think Bob wants to rip on poor Aunt Thelma...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My heart goes out to that boy who looks just like his grandfather. At least the kid’s parents make sure Bob isn’t allowed around his grandchildren unsupervised or very often. Imagine being so toxic that your own children and grandchildren want nothing to do with you. Meanwhile you’re making hours of YouTube videos calling yourself a saint and a prophet and a man of God. No wonder Aunt Thelma, may she rest in peace, wasn’t buying the con job Bob was trying to sell her.

 

[TaterBot]

Bob's bitterness and self-pity repulse and intrigue me at the same time. How he constantly reads the source of truth to others but fails to see how it applies to his own life. He ignores the warnings of allowing bitterness to fester in your mind, and the results are here on full display.
This is one of the reasons Bob is a failure at conveying what Christian life/love should be like.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Thank you, @CatParty, for updating the title of this thread to highlight Bob’s church wardrobe of his (least laundered) pajamas.



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