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🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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Previously Bob had to use sheet metal as his weaponry against neighbors. Do they know he’s moved on to concealed handguns? Imagine having to live next door to an armed, MRDD-afflicted religious fundamentalist.
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I'd love to see the person who they turned down for a CCL.
There is no way this unstable, uneducated, dangerous imbecile should own a handgun.
I've done my part. I contacted the Carrollton police dept and expressed my concern. I encourage everyone to do the same.
You can do it online.
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Robert probably hasn't even fired any sort of gun in his life despite owning a Walmart clearance children's toy pistol for a week. Even if Bob has ever fired a gun, I would assume for good reasons that he can't aim worth a damn and would kill an innocent bystander or a black man in the back of the head "by accident." Robert couldn't possibly know how to clean his gun when he can't even change his dirty pajamas for 3 days. No Bob, bacon grease isn't good for cleaning a gun so don't even think about it. He still hasn't made it clear in his video whether or not Rene also wore pajamas to church on Sunday. I can only assume she was wearing pajamas too. I feel bad for Rene. Her captor forcing her to wear pajamas to church... How humiliating.
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a real Blood doesn't need sights - you think he's posin'? bet you wouldn't go near his trailer, you know that gat ain't a joke
the bacon grease down the bore lets him squeeze out ++P++ loads, it might be a 9 but it hits like a 50, you feel me?
the last thing a crip ever hear is mlip-blep as he smacks his lips above their body, and says "well, I, uh, eh, better call da ammbalamps, get you a recess- resuss.. ..revivitation"
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Bob was certified as an armed security guard in the early 90s - I have no idea if he's practiced since then.
He's brandished the gun a few times in past videos - I think gun spergs identified it as a .380 Hi Point.
this was from back in early 2018 - to quote the post, he's waving it around like a crazy person
He's brandished the gun a few times in past videos - I think gun spergs identified it as a .380 Hi Point.
this was from back in early 2018 - to quote the post, he's waving it around like a crazy person
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What Bob wears to church: dirty pajamas.
What Bob wears for internet photos and videos: shirts with collars, dress slacks.
Proof positive that Bob hates God and loves the internet:
Bob built an online church on YouTube to glorify himself. He dresses to the nines when he wants to impress strangers on the internet. Meanwhile, he rolls up to actual church to “worship” his God in dirty pajamas, having not bathed, shaved, or washed his hair in weeks.
At least when Bob goes to prison for welfare fraud, he’ll be forced to change his jumpsuit every day.
What Bob wears for internet photos and videos: shirts with collars, dress slacks.
Proof positive that Bob hates God and loves the internet:
Bob built an online church on YouTube to glorify himself. He dresses to the nines when he wants to impress strangers on the internet. Meanwhile, he rolls up to actual church to “worship” his God in dirty pajamas, having not bathed, shaved, or washed his hair in weeks.
At least when Bob goes to prison for welfare fraud, he’ll be forced to change his jumpsuit every day.
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BREAKING (please forgive the double post but it’s big news): We’ve always speculated on how many souls Bob persuaded to ditch Christianity or belief in God altogether. We’ll never be able to calculate the total number. But I can now confirm the name of at least one person who fled Christianity due to Bob: our lord and savior JOHN ANDREWS.
My namesake gave me permission to share this message he sent me this morning:
Bob is literally an anti-Christ.
My namesake gave me permission to share this message he sent me this morning:
Bob is literally an anti-Christ.
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That is genuinely saddening.
But it makes me think: if you wouldn't trust Bob as an authority in religious matters, why source him as the reason you gave them up? He either knows what he's talking about, or he's an idiot. I don't think it works both ways.
I also don't think anyone should join the House of McKim Wussship' Center, but that doesn't mean churches ought to disband. The middle ground of reason lies between Bad Religion's "American Jesus" and Sam Harris.
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My namesake was already having a crisis of faith when Bob arrived on the scene. Spirituality is deeply personal and extremely loaded with personal history and meaning. Even once you intellectually know where you stand, can be very difficult to walk away from a practice that’s been part of your family and lifecycle events for entire generations. (Been there and done that myself.) As with so many situations in life, sometimes it’s a little thing that pushes us to take decisive action. In this case it was a big, sweaty thing that wears pajamas to church and never showers.
Not going to PL or argue with anyone’s beliefs. But from where I stand, the world is a better place as long as Bob is alive and moving people to reject the Jim Bakkers and Joshua Feuersteins of the world.
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And that miracle spring water guy. What's that asshole's name? Popoff. I looked it up. On my mom's computer. So she'll get the 8 gazillion targeted adds now. She has a strong dislike of organized religion. Looking forward to her wanting me to fix her computer and me pleading ignorance. Boomers. Tee hee.
So why is RLM concealed carrying in his trailer? Is he afraid that Rene is going to rob him... she does have a prior after all! Speaking of which, there was a recent spate of bank robberies in the Carrollton area - just about the time that RLM was absent from making his videos.... just saying.
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It makes him feel like a tough guy. And it will make his haters think twice about bringing him unsolicited bacon!
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I feel sorry for any poor bacon thief just innocently trying to unload some stolen expired bacon in the trailer park.
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Which of course welfare queen Bob ended up eating, of course. I wonder what the authorities investigating Bob’s welfare fraud will think of the stockpile of food he’s spent years stealing from food pantries. Thank God we were able to get his stimulus check application rejected. I don’t work hard just so welfare frauds like him can steal from me. Get a job, Bob.
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I doubt that Bob will post a video for a few days. If he did, he would be forced to change his shirt and take a shower or face unrelenting ridicule.
That would involve way to much effort.
I can't believe how hard it was for him simply to stand up out of his chair in his latest video.
Every part of his existence is going to continue to spiral out of control. We're so fortunate to have a front row seat.
Keep it up Bob!! You da man!!
That would involve way to much effort.
I can't believe how hard it was for him simply to stand up out of his chair in his latest video.
Every part of his existence is going to continue to spiral out of control. We're so fortunate to have a front row seat.
Keep it up Bob!! You da man!!
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My only fear now is that YouTube will take down his channel for making terroristic threats. And part of me hopes the HHS and IRS investigators go easy on him so that we don’t miss out on content. A custodial sentence would mean years without Bob videos.
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Bob is the type of faggot that if he ever had to draw down on someone it’s guaranteed that he will accidentally drop the clip out of the gun.
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I've often said that one Jack T. Chick hate-comic does more to turn intelligent, sensitive people off to Christianity than 100 angry rants about "Xtians" from the fedora/neckbeard set. Bob has obviously had a similar effect in his own milieu.