🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Just two more days until Bob proves himself once again to ineffective as a man and head of his household (like the Bible instructs him to be) by not being able to get Rene to her vascular procedure.
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You would think Bob would be happy to have so many different denominations. More churches to beg from, then make up excuses, like they musta got a mean email about him, or they are just bad Christians when they refuse to to his bidding and Shell out.
 
Ride said:
Bob gets an email containing the Navy Seal copypasta and takes it seriously:
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Wow, he did exactly what the troll wanted. What a fucking moron! It seems almost too easy to make this idiot do a little dance, and to think he actually believes he's on top of this shit. Please. I don't know if it was this video or the last but he showed his address again on video. It's as if he wants people to send him junk mail so he has something to bitch and moan about. Never change Bob.
 
He loooves his persecution. It makes him feel important. Trolls mess with him in harmless ways, it confirms all his crazy. He's a prophet, he's being persecuted for Jesus, it's the end times, they hate him preaching the bible. Although he doesn't so much preach the bible as he does read some verses, butcher the English language, then bitch for 20 minutes.
I gotta say though I adore that crotch rocket video. He comments first right away that they need to slow down, and seems pleased with himself that he is holding them back with his junker minivan. He expresses his derision for their vehicles, " crotch rockets" lol. When upon reaching a passing zone, the riders take advantage of it to pass, he shouts " I got you on my dash cam!" Like they can hear him. Feeling his authouritah and masculinity challenged, he takes petty revenge by calling the cops on them. Making sure to identify himself with his little padio patrol pretend credentials, and telling the operator that the speeding miscreants were on crotch rockets. There, I used the stupid phrase as many times as he did. I bet he likes it because it reminds him of pocket rockets.
Please God give me all of your autistic ratings. Because I'm realizing how far off the rails this post has gone.
 
I love when we get to see close-ups of Bob's art project of a bible. I like to imagine that Bob one day stumbled into a bible study and saw the leader highlighting a single passage in his bible. Bob, using his retarded mind, then went all monkey see, monkey do and decided to highlight and underline Every. Single. Line. Of. Scripture. Completely missing the actual point of highlighting. Oh well, I suppose if the preacher, security, and radio operator LARPS don't work out he can larp as an artist.
 
Someday if I am well and truly bored, like stuck in a hospital bed bored, I may look and see what Bob *doesn't* highlight.
I'm going to guess it's anything about hard work, self improvement, personal responsibility.
That bit about turning the other cheek? Yeah, that ain't highlighted.
 
crayolasword said:
Yeah. That tombstone doesn’t look too bad amazingly enough. I do notice that his parents didn’t put a spot for him there though. Guess they don’t want to listen to his shit in the afterlife.
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That's funny. They cared more about a stillborn than Bob. Probably because Mark had more brain function.

His latest video from like 20 min ago, he fucks up spelling out loud a different word again. We have another SOTP on our hands.
 
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Bob's on fire this week. In his latest, he's claiming that some :epik: hacked a County employee's email address to send him harassing messages. (I guess he's never heard of domain spoofing or spear phishing?)

 
PurpleSquirrel said:
Bob's on fire this week. In his latest, he's claiming that some :epik: hacked a County employee's email address to send him harassing messages. (I guess he's never heard of domain spoofing or spear phishing?)

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I'll admit that Bob has some dedicated and creative trolls. But like 99% of it could be mitigated if he just quit responding. But he can't, and he won't.
I remain convinced that he actually likes it. It reinforces his persecution narrative and makes him feel like a true prophet of god. Only an important fellow like him gets super leet hackers on his ass.
We used to talk a bit about the lolcow trait of USI. Bob's got it in spades, and his trolls reinforce it. Just think of the dopamine hit he got when he found that throwaway email provider one of them used. What would have been considered an easy step or a waste of time for any normal person had Bob donning his fake police gear and thinking " hoo boy! I gottem now! Detective evangelist Dr Bob Sr rev LLC is on the case!"
When's the last time you got that excited?
 
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