🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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PurpleSquirrel said:
The usual Slob stuff: it starts with Scriptural spergery, then at 5:35, he once again reveals that he doesn't know how computers or the Internet work:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=olZCzS3ZMb4
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Blob the Slob is all dressed up to go to the pharmacy and be secretly mocked by anyone he passes by. He will return home to read the only book he's read for over 50 years and then check on all the troll channels he claims to not care about. Maybe he'll even clean up his girlfriend's diarrhea filled recliner and film it for us like the loving boyfriend he is. What a sad pathetic life, fitting for an exceptional piece of trash.

Here is a channel run by Robert’s true and honest son, Louis. He gives a good summary of what Robert has been up to during the past month or so with commentary. He says he will also be talking about a few other cows in the future. I am looking forward to this. Robert really despises this guy so be sure to give him a like and subscribe to him.
 
Slob's at it again. At about 3:30, he puts down the Bible and starts his usual impotent bitching about trolls and impersonators. Near the end it seems like he's building up to a threat, but he wusses out at the last second:

 
I would like to know why he feels like he need to have all the scanners and his 'scanner bases' he's not a first responder, and he has no qualifications to need all of them, other the just being nosey. He doesn't provide a service nor help the county etc.

Also, in a lot of places in the midwest, it's illegal to be listening to one of these, and listening to them in vehicles, so they can ride around to the scenes. Might need to check local laws in that area.

Kinda creepy between all that, plus his little costumes he wears to mimic actual first responders or helpers. Yet, he would just be in the way because his mind is too slow and dont process things and isn't firing on all cylinders.
 
Sappy said:
Also, in a lot of places in the midwest, it's illegal to be listening to one of these, and listening to them in vehicles, so they can ride around to the scenes. Might need to check local laws in that area.
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That sounds pretty unconstitutional. I'll listen to whatever I please wherever I please. Still, douchebag accident tourists are pretty slimy.
 
I forgot, that years ago, Robert had the church of Satin symbol tattooed on his forehead.
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Relevant to the post just above this one: Bob is now sperging from Revelation -- every idiot and lunatic's favorite Biblical book.
tl;dw Cell phones are the Mark of the Beast!

 
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Here’s the inside of his hoarded trailer. I personally think the ceiling fan that’s missing the blade really ties the room together.
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Personally, my favorite design choice is the ancient CRT television circa 1991 with a VCR sitting on top of it crammed in the corner. There is something so quintessentially "Midwest fundie" about it.
 
PurpleSquirrel said:
Relevant to the post just above this one: Bob is now sperging from Revelation -- every idiot and lunatic's favorite Biblical book.
tl;dw Cell phones are the Mark of the Beast!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O9-vBsfOYY4
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Dont forget that the little credit card swipe attachable tool for phones is also the one world currency that will bring the earth to its knees!
 
Was surprised this wasn't posted yet.

I went through most of the thread and have fixed broken images and video links. Most links have been archived and I've reuploaded most images directly to the site. Couldn't fix everything, but most are working now.

I also went and made a thread for Bob's friend, Richard Whittington.

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Bob hasn’t been making too many videos lately but the latest one is nothing short of a cringe fest. During the past month or two, trolls have been pestering Bob about all of the garbage in his trailer. This prompted him to make a trip to a recycling drop off and then arrange for an interview with a woman at a recycling center. The trouble this man will go through in order to try and prove a troll wrong is outstanding. The interview is mostly him talking about himself which is unsurprising. This kind woman knows that Bob is mentally challenged but takes it like a champ.

The other video is him talking about how he is not a drug addict, which is debatable. There’s a part when he violently shakes a container filled with used syringes because he’s autistic.
 
Looks like the :epik: s have been after Slob again. In his latest video, he complains about the Google reviews of Minor Mobile Home Park, the site of his hovel, which call attention to his antics. (They're visible here)


EDIT: More pointless Scriptural sperging, and complaining about :epik: s running ads in his name on Craigslist.


EDIT: Yet another post from today. Slob discovered the :epik: s' Google reviews -- five bucks says my link above clued him in -- and comments on them, and the "Lucille Loader" pseudonym. Other than that, just the standard Bible-thumping.


A Fourth of July posting from Pastor Slob. Essentially his standard scripture-sperging. But I did notice a bandage/brace thing on his right hand. Wonder what the story on that is?

 
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I haven't watched this thread in awhile or his videos ever, but one thing struck me in the 3 thumbnails of @PurpleSquirrel 's post: his eyes. Compared to the videos in Catparty's OP, Bob looks so much angier now. His eyes used to look more unfocused, watery and childlike. Now he looks angry and vindictive. Obsessively following the trolls is taking a toll on his soul.
 
I notice more how his mouth constantly settles into that perfect upside down U shape frown when he isn't grossly sucking his gums. It's like Beaker the Muppet only with way less meep and way more impotent rage.
 
PurpleSquirrel said:
A Fourth of July posting from Pastor Slob. Essentially his standard scripture-sperging. But I did notice a bandage/brace thing on his right hand. Wonder what the story on that is?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ebRIysDsgGM
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He said his thumb hurt in a recent video. He probably cried about it to one of his doctors and they gave him the brace so he would shut the fuck up.

Toasty said:
I notice more how his mouth constantly settles into that perfect upside down U shape frown when he isn't grossly sucking his gums. It's like Beaker the Muppet only with way less meep and way more impotent rage.
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Rumor around Carrollton is that Robert finally found employment working in a sign factory for the city. At first I didn't believe it, but after driving through an intersection in Carrollton yesterday I'm thinking it might be true!!
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