🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Robert kicking his cat.
Robert talking about being accused of animal abuse where he dances around the subject entirely.
He's calling the authorities to let them know not to believe anyone who reports him for animal abuse.
"Animals love me. They know I'm a kind-hearted person"
This is a good video. He continuously makes himself look like a complete tard and never denies abusing his cat. Then he talks about his fancy religious shirts which probably cost at least $20 minimum each. If you think about all the shirts, hats, and other merchandise he buys, that's gotta add up to a pretty large sum of money. Why not donate that to the red cross or some other organization to help people?

@jenffer a jay needs to make some cartoons with Bob's big bobs. It seems as if he's actually growing real breasts.
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In which RLM discusses Jesus' Great Commission, about how we're supposed to sit on our asses in our living rooms and make videos to reach out to the people in the world who've never heard of Jesus... except he's missed the bit where many of those folks don't even have 1 PC in their village, let alone an internet connection. Jesus said "Go out into the world....", and not "sit in your living room...."

Surprisingly he did make an attempt to preach the Good News of the Gospel. Though it was interspersed with a goodly amount of hellfire and damnation, more akin to the Roman Catholic Church of the dark ages - do what I say or you'll be damned forever...... Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

 
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This fat stinky fuck just lied about kicking his cat.
He said he stomped the floor. BULLSHIT!
He knows he got caught and is the worst liar I've ever seen. Bob says to "call the authorities because people hate me." Watch this and you be the judge. This is a new low level of pathetic.
 
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Robert kicking his cat.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5GxS7Exw0SgRobert talking about being accused of animal abuse where he dances around the subject entirely.
He's calling the authorities to let them know not to believe anyone who reports him for animal abuse.
"Animals love me. They know I'm a kind-hearted person"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n6CkdjXNDdYThis is a good video. He continuously makes himself look like a complete tard and never denies abusing his cat. Then he talks about his fancy religious shirts which probably cost at least $20 minimum each. If you think about all the shirts, hats, and other merchandise he buys, that's gotta add up to a pretty large sum of money. Why not donate that to the red cross or some other organization to help people?

@jenffer a jay needs to make some cartoons with Bob's big bobs. It seems as if he's actually growing real breasts.
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Of course, no video Monday, because it's free government money day - RLM has to go to Walnut Creek and get his monthly supply of apocalypse bacon, and other foodstuffs not recommended by doctors for diabetics.
 
I had a dream last night that I woke up and checked the farms only to see that this thread was featured because he died.

Is it bad that I'm disappointed that it isn't true?
 
I figure Rene will die before him. You’re going to see his begging intensify then. He won’t have her income which I’m very sure is a big part of his lifestyle. Not to mention his food stamps will get cut even more.
 
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I figure Rene will die before him. You’re going to see his begging intensify then. He won’t have her income which I’m very sure is a big part of his lifestyle. Not to mention his food stamps will get cut even more.
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I figure he'll blame the government for taking away "his money". Then he'll have to go on the hunt for a new cashcow/fiance/wife.


In which RLM gets confused with words. And attempts to explain the differences between a Church and a Ministry - except that the dictionary defines a ministry as a church or a government office (ministry of agriculture, ministry of truthiness or some such). He reads some bits of the Bible, which, with the word stumbling and long stretches of silence, would indicate that he doesn't really understand the meaning of the passage, and how it relates to how he should be living his life as a minister.

It seems to me that he named his ministry after himself, because he has a big ego, and he needs to feel important. And I still like a comment I read today which suggests that he really meant to call his ministry "McKim Bacon Light Ministry", but he managed to misspell bacon.
 
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In the latest video, he couldn't read the word "admonish." He has absolutely no idea how to say the word or what it means. How can he understand the sentences he's reading if he can't understand the words in the sentence? He doesn't. Instead of googling the word "admonish" or looking it up in his dictionary, he just creates his own idea of what he just read to suit his current agenda. Keep watching him read if you want a laugh. It's a fucking train wreck. His speech is slurred too, sounds drunk if you ask me.

This man reproduced, twice. Let that sink in.
 
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