🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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In which RLM invents a new verb: to homosexual. Thus we have Homosexualer: someone who homosexuals.

And still he insists on pointing his low quality camera at a computer screen with a morass of words on it.
RLM - YOUR CAMERA SUCKS AND YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN IS UNREADABLE ON YOUR VIDEOS.
 
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I came back from work and found an RLM video waiting for me. Tired as hell right now, so there's no accurate review. But, there's no tard rage. He shows off some other laughable preachers with better production values.
 
This is pretty big news. No doubt Bob will consider it a victory. I wonder if we'll get a smug video about it?
It was one hell of a run, wasn't it?
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It was one hell of a wild ride Dr Andrews. If you're reading this, thanks for all the laughs and rage you've managed to get out of Bob. Some quality laughs have been had. Semper Fi! :1:
 
Well, I started reading this thread late but glad I was here for what might be the end of any really interesting content. Bob's stuff is almost all unwatchable to me except for Mister Moo's edits so the JHA stuff was pretty much all I saw for half the thread. I don't mind stupid people, but really stupid and arrogant people are the worst. Hell, if I had to pick I would talk to John Bulla before McKim because he's crazy, and that's a lot more interesting than some dimwit that thinks he's better than everyone with fake degrees and long-winded videos.

... I mean, Bulla's also a defcon 1 sex offender but since I'm not his underage relative I think I'd be safe whereas I'd probably end up in trouble for trailer-tipping if I had to listen to Bob. Imagine being the family member of someone so insufferable and being expected to... well, suffer him.
 
Bob takes Neurontin which contains Gabapentin to help with his supposed nerve pain. In this latest video, he talks about how he thinks his pharmacist shorted him when he had his Neurontin refilled. He sounds like such a liar and it reminds me of when a little kid tries to make up a story. I noticed that he's not mad about the pharmacist messing up his pills. Typically, he would be enraged and make a big deal out of something like that. But since he's lying, he's very forgiving. He's been noticeably calmer in many of his latest videos. I'm pretty sure Bob is abusing his Neurontin to get high.

From this website: http://americanaddictioncenters.org/neurontin-abuse/ (http://archive.li/fmlh4)
-This medication essentially functions as a mild tranquilizer, producing a euphoric high in some users that’s similar to the high produced by cannabis. It also typically creates feelings of calm and increased sociability.

Watch him squirm while talking about how he supposedly has no idea why he didn't have enough pills to last the entire 90 days.

Bob says he isn't abusing his Neurontin and I believe him. After some careful thought and using good common sense, this is the conclusion I've come to.

Rene has been stealing Bob's pills, so Bob has to give his pharmacist sexual favors in order to get extra pills Bob can get high with.
 
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Wew lads, we have some classical McKim. At about three minutes, he gets real agitated at the fact the drug store apparently short changed him some drugs. Props to Bob though, because he actually starts the vid, wishing all the people who have been affected by Hurricane Harvey, well. He also asks those following him to pray for Texans. And while most of the video hereafter is talking about the damn dirty doxxxers and hackers, I can somewhat respect Bob a little more for that.
 
Slob didn't mention how much he donated to the relief efforts. Which means he donated nothing. For as we all know, Slob, if he had donated a penny, he would have made a 30 minute video about it.

Geez, he could have at least sent one his many Jim Bakker food buckets of dehydrated cardboard.
 
So, I'm tired of sitting on some stuff and it's been a little slow recently.

Some of the CAER videos are great. You get to hear from Rene a lot, who's got a really expressive voice and is prone to her own little freak outs. Also, listen to the bit where they phone up the supermarket and ask what their cheapest individual pork chop is!
Bob is a horrible driver, isn't he? I remember JHA mentioning that he drove like a drunken granny, but I thought he was just making a joke/playing to the crowd, LOL. Also, notice how he seems to be paying attention to Rene's phone, while also driving in the parking lot? SMH
How about this forgotten gem, from way, way back in the thread? I bet most of you forgot that this happened. And some of you never knew in the first place.
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See how they're in a news station? I'm reliably informed that this photo was taken, as a direct result of this...
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It's probably my own imagination/bias... But I can't help but see a glint of resentment in Bob's eyes.
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All that Arab money flying around, for the boys, for the school, and he never got a taste!
Some time later, I'll have a more in-depth post for you guys about February 2016. That was a crazy month for RLM, and a lot consequential stuff happened. He was juggling a lot of emotional issues at the time, and it produced some pretty awesome freak outs.
This video is from that period. I wrote this one up, in-depth, earlier in the thead, so some of you might have seen this one already. Even so, it's probably worth a re-watch because it's definitely one of my favorite McKim videos.
Even though she never appears on camera, Rene steals the show doesn't she?
Finally, how about an advanced screening for Kiwi Farmers?

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Blue Jerkop said:
wait... why is Stephen Hawking in this video?
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He got fat all of a sudden, wow! /sneed
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How about this forgotten gem, from way, way back in the thread? I bet most of you forgot that this happened. And some of you never knew in the first place.
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See how they're in a news station? I'm reliably informed that this photo was taken, as a direct result of this...
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It's probably my own imagination/bias... But I can't help but see a glint of resentment in Bob's eyes.
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All that Arab money flying around, for the boys, for the school, and he never got a taste!
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I actually can see it, myself. He seems to be wearing a smile that says "I'm supposed to be smiling and happy about this because it's a great thing for the boys but I'm not feeling it so I'm going to fake it" but the eyes are not lying at all.
 
Typical attention seeking Bob, getting in on his son's turn in the lime light. He just had to turn up in his shirt with all the patches and badges on and get in on the photo. God forbid the kids get any recognition for the cards without someone also acknowledging Dr Blob, local saviour.
 
Has anyone else seen the georgesheardexpress is still mocking Bob on YouTube? His impersonation video was actually pretty funny. I'm surprised Bob hasn't lashed out at him yet.
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You know when it comes to tales of impending doom because of weather, it's hard to find anyone better than Frankie MacDonald...

RLM just doesn't pitch in the same ballpark.
 
A while ago, Richard Whittington changed the name of his channel to APOSTOLIC LIGHTHOUSE CHURCH (http://archive.li/xMO4n), and he took down a bunch of his videos. A little while later, a new channel popped up called "WHITTINGTON PRESS NEWS," which has reposted the majority of the videos he took down. Most of those videos were pretty random: horses, roller derby girls, road crews, birds, insects, random shit- you can see a lot of them on his channel. A couple of the videos that he took down (and never re-published) were fucking batshit, like this one I saved.
For those that don't know, Richard Whittington has been one of Bob's friends for a while now. I'm pretty sure Bob has said that they were neighbors back when he was renting an apartment in Scio, Ohio. Then Richard and his wife, Eudora "Sissy," moved to Bangor, Maine to be closer to Richard's brother. They keep in touch on Facebook, and Richard likes to leave unintelligible comments on Bob's videos.
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Maybe one of these days, Richard will fill-up his portfolio enough to warrant his own thread. At any rate, he's one of Bob's most trusted religious advisers, and despite the screenshot above, they're largely pretty supportive of one another.

Well, Richard has got a new video out, and it is fucked-up. From the description - "IT LOOK LIKE THIS MAN DO IN NEEDED OF A VERY GOOD AND GOOD LOOKING WOMEN TO COME INTO HIS LIFE AND BE HIS WIFE!"

The video itself is him jerking off. At some some point, he starts bleeding. I don't know if he finishes or not, but I noped out at the blood. It's a pretty short video/dick. This is it if you must.

Point Number One is, be careful about visiting WHITTINGTON PRESS NEWS (http://archive.is/GrL60) for a while, unless you're prepared to see some shit.

Point Number Two is, this seems like it demands an official response from Bob, doesn't it? Because aren't good Christians supposed to distance themselves from sexual perversity? Also, I believe Richard and Eudora are still legally married and living together. I've no idea what position the Pentecostal Church takes on divorce, dating after marriage, and cohabitation; but I'm pretty sure jerking off is discouraged. Particularly over YouTube.

Is a Christian prophet and minister, allowed to be friends with someone like that?

Sept 13 EDIT -
The video has been removed. So, I've published my own, redacted version, but let's call it NSFW to be safe. There's no nudity or anything, but it's still pretty explicit/obvious what's going on. Which is to say, I can protect your eyes, but I can't protect your imagination. So, fair warning and stuff.

Mod edit: Videos have been taken down. Richard has also renamed his channels.
 
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