🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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New Bob video. Or rather, a new CAER video- this one's being released under the "CAER" brand. [EDIT- CAER has been taken down, but I re-uploaded it onto my YT channel, BMI]
I'm noticing a funny little tick at the very beginning of the video, as if he has some second thoughts about calling himself "doctor." Doesn't he seem a little reluctant to you?

@4:45 The CWCville Library comments (in reference to an Amish horse and buggy) "What is that strange demonic thing in front of you with two red eyes and a triangle nose walking backwards with spyder[sic] like legs Dr. McKim?" This constitutes the hate crime, that he refers to in the title of the video (he also calls the comment, "evil, evil, evil").

Anyway, it's a short and sweet video- very watchable. But otherwise, no real news or anything. Bullies are bad, unwelcome comments on his videos are illegal, he'll be notifying the FBI, our days are numbered, etc...

Also, notice the sign on the wall, over his right shoulder? It's got to be new...
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So I guess since his "near death experience", when that van ran the red light in front of him, RLM now has a new "calling" - to drive around on 20min patrols (because that's how long the battery in his camera lasts) videoing maniacs driving. Breaking News: Roads get wet when it rains.
 
Mister Moo said:
I'm noticing a funny little tick at the very beginning of the video, as if he has some second thoughts about calling himself "doctor." Doesn't he seem a little reluctant to you?
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I'd wager he hesitated for a moment about which title to use, since on this new channel "warlord of CAER" might have been more appropriate than "evangelistdoctor". But he had already blurted out the "evangelist" and Bob is nothing if not a film maker of the Ed-Wood-The-First-Take-Will-Do-school.

I do approve of this change of theme, I have to say. We still get the videos of Bob sitting in the recliner and telling us off, only now he threatens with the FBI instead of God and wears that "uniform" instead of a America-Bacon-God-Eagle shirt, but the in-car videos are a nice change. I honestly find it somewhat interesting to see what rural Ohio is like, if only because that neck of the woods never turns up in to news unless at least 10 people have gotten shot. Apparently it always rains there...
 
Ha, called it, Bob thought a new YouTube channel would be a clean slate.

I wonder why he has such a hard on for the Amish... Also, wasn't Bob supposed to be so broke he was basically a trailer park Stylite? How come he suddenly has the cash to renovate his bathroom?
 
"They really troofully, don't know the troof". I love this guy so much.
 
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Ha, called it, Bob thought a new YouTube channel would be a clean slate.

I wonder why he has such a hard on for the Amish... Also, wasn't Bob supposed to be so broke he was basically a trailer park Stylite? How come he suddenly has the cash to renovate his bathroom?
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Maybe Rene turned over another bank.... with RLM as the getaway driver?!
Sc4rface said:
I'd wager he hesitated for a moment about which title to use, since on this new channel "warlord of CAER" might have been more appropriate than "evangelistdoctor". But he had already blurted out the "evangelist" and Bob is nothing if not a film maker of the Ed-Wood-The-First-Take-Will-Do-school.

I do approve of this change of theme, I have to say. We still get the videos of Bob sitting in the recliner and telling us off, only now he threatens with the FBI instead of God and wears that "uniform" instead of a America-Bacon-God-Eagle shirt, but the in-car videos are a nice change. I honestly find it somewhat interesting to see what rural Ohio is like, if only because that neck of the woods never turns up in to news unless at least 10 people have gotten shot. Apparently it always rains there...
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Well I do enjoy some motoring videos - trucks driving into low bridges, folks getting pulled over for turning left on a no left turn junction, jackasses in souped up cars doing stupid shit and regretting it - Driving down a wet road to demonstrate that roads get wet when it rains, just doesn't have the same pulling power.
 
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While Bob has gone silent again, his old neighbor Mr. Whittington has something to say:
What exactly? Something about Pepsi, Trump, judgement, ISIS, colonization of Mars, last days, ObamaCare, mark of the Beast, King James Bible, FEMA camps, MAGA... Fuck if I know.

Mod edit: The video title was "want is very good about pepsi it cause diabetes and it is very bad".
 
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King James - probably why RLM and Whittington had a falling out - Whittington is a firm supporter of KJV - RLM has bashed KJV quite roundly, because nobody speaks Olde English any more. However, RLM has also pointed out that the "modern" versions are incorrect when compared to his original translation version, which funnily enough does match the KJV.
 
Bob is on a roll. Griping on YouTube is apparently easier than setting your email to block stuff you don't want.

Well if this isn't quite the example of Bob's hypocrisy. In under 10 minutes the man first proudly informs us that he certainly does not have AIDS. We know this because he had to get tested since someone he used to date may have had it. Which certainly is weird because I'm pretty sure that according to Bob's conservative outlook on sexual morals he certainly should not have been bumping uglies with someone he was only dating. Then, a few minutes later he dares us to name a single commandment he has broken, only to immediately backpedal, admit he has stumbled and claim that his sins have been forgiven.

PS. He couldn't pronounce long words because his eye is jerking but, as he proves on this video, he can read aloud as fluently as any first grader whose mom didn't see what the problem with having a drink while pregnant is.

PPS. At least his new cat seems to be doing OK.
 
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Yeah, I was wondering about that 10 commandment challenge:
1- No other gods: Cable and Satellite TV is more important.
2- No graven image: see #1.
3- Take the name of God in vain: "got my security officer certificate for God's sake" (video earlier this week)
4- Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy: but only when he feels like its worth his while to get up and go to church.
5- Honor thy father and thy mother: well there's that whole bitching and complaining that his dad wouldn't give him money and didn't leave anything in his will.
6- No killing: cannot find any documented evidence that he's broken this one, though he did threaten to kill the mayor.
7- No adultery: he freely admits to doing this.
8- No stealing: once again, not sure - but he's skirting the line with his welfare claims.
9- No false witness: he accused some guy of knowingly selling him a stolen cell phone, he's accused CWC of trolling him, and he accuses everyone of doing the bidding of Satan.
10- No coveting: when doesn't he? all the well off people need to send their stuff to him first - we can't have nice stuff until we make sure that RLM has the same nice stuff first.
 
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Yeah, I was wondering about that 10 commandment challenge:
6- No killing: cannot find any documented evidence that he's broken this one, though he did threaten to kill the mayor.
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Also, there was that one time (dead link) he talked about lynching a policeman in the streets, cowboy-justice style.

"That police officer needs to be hung, from the nearest tree!"
"When are we going to stop, and start doing what they used to do and just hang'em? That's how we take care of the injustice in this world!"

And though it's not killing per se, he's certainly threatened to take violent actions against trolls - in a couple of videos, he's talked about how he'd LLOOOOOVE to take a baseball bat, and go to town on our computers.
 
Mod edit: Video was taken down. The title was "DJ RLM feat. FBI - "Cleanse the Leopards" (LGBT Hate Crime Mix)".
 
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Slob fails to realize and understand that we don't watch him for his 'preaching.' Because he's a lying hypocrite that picks and chooses Bible verses to attempt to justify his disgusting lifestyle and obnoxious personality.

Somewhere along the line, Slob twisted a Bible verse in to God wanting Bob to get everything for free in his life.

And, for example, blaming his inability to read on:
1.) a spot on his glasses, or
2.) a jerking eye

I know what's jerking, and it's not his eye.

We watch him because, in the words of JHA - he's a "mean, hateful, asshole." (dead link, video title was "Mushroom Hunting")

This shouldn't bother Slob, however.

He's told us more than once - "If you don't like me, I don't care!"

For a guy that doesn't care, he spends most of his days trying, and failing, to defend himself when he's caught in another lie or line of complete bullshit.

For example, his explaining that his Radio Patrol wannabe cops 'got the call' to help find a missing woman.

Slob quickly changed "got the call" to the Radio Patrol calling authorities to getting permission from them to search.

Slob must have been a big fan of the TV show, Fantasy Island. In his case, it's Fantasy Trailer.

I'm surprised JHA didn't find Slob while searching for mushrooms.

Mushrooms thrive on bullshit.

Mod edit: Fixed second link.
 
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