🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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When you look back at the titles of Slob's videos, you can't but help notice that so many deal with his problems with various types of technology. He's talked about his van, phones, laptops, modem, router and software as being screwed up or defective.

But, the problems are never of his doing. It's always him ranting and screaming about the technology that's always wrong or screwed up.

His numerous failures with using e-mail, particularly Yahoo (Yay-hoo,) are my favorites.

Here's a tip for Slob - Having 376 email accounts, changing passwords 74 times a day and forgetting the passwords doesn't help.

His failure to grasp the simple concept that warranties expire comes in a close second.

He's even gone as far to say that he'll one day be the president of Microsoft, Stark State College and Yahoo, to fix all their problems.

I'm going to send Slob a Rubik's Cube and check back with him in 5 years (providing he's alive and hasn't overdosed on bacon, potatoes and sausage or, been clubbed to death by Rene) to see how he's progressing.

Here's my prediction:

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It wouldn't be Slob's fault he couldn't solve the Cube.

The Rubik's Cube was assembled wrong at the factory.

In keeping with Slob's warped, twisted and selfish view of the world - It's never his fault.

Since he's maxed out on being able to get any more cash advance loans or loans against his van, Jabba, Slob, Bobby must have pawned his video camera to buy more bacon and peanut butter.

I wonder how much he spends a month on Lottery tickets?

Being a prophet, you'd think he would know what the winning numbers are.
 
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This email lockout video could have been during the unannounced Russian hacking attack they suffered and didn't disclose until late last year I think. Of course the way Rene is the most useless type of idiot with authentication of electronic mail accounts could just mimic the behavior of a networked attack on their infrastructure and they respond like it's a genuine attack of something other than stupidity. The 'one hand hunt and peck' typing style never ceases to entertain me, as long as it's someone I'm not working with using it though, but only a stupid moron would expect an online chat support employee to sit there and wait on the other side for a response. Bob needs to git gud at the touch typing or shut up about his devil addled shitty pace of hitting keys.
 

Chris Chan V2? "Fat 61 year old Trump fanatic seeking very attractive white woman with her own car and house! Irresistible qualities include having my own bed and playing Facebook games!"

Oh, and of course anyone outside the US fitting the above criteria has to cover their travel costs to get to him. What an offer! The video description gave me a headache...

Mod edit: This was another Richard Whittington video.
 
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dickwhittington said:
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Chris Chan V2? "Fat 61 year old Trump fanatic seeking very attractive white woman with her own car and house! Irresistible qualities include having my own bed and playing Facebook games!"

Oh, and of course anyone outside the US fitting the above criteria has to cover their travel costs to get to him. What an offer! The video description gave me a headache...
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Well that didn't stay online for too long. Hopefully someone took a backup, I was unfortunately at work.

But yeah, Mr. Whittington pretty much matched ChrisChan in his expectations for a relationship. Basically looking for a mother figure to also have sex with, and apparently the proposition is so tempting all he needs to do is to put it online and soon he'll be throwing rocks to keep the uglier applicants away.

I do find it inconsistent that he wants to start a family and everything when it is only a matter of months, at best, before the world will end due to Nibiru/the Yellowstone super volcano/space Nazis affiliated with the Democratic party bringing down the GodPresident.

BTW, should we at some point think about getting Richard his own thread? Or should he and Bob just share this one since only one or the other seems to be really active at any one time?
 
You'll get a giggle out of this one also.

'Stupididyness' level = 10.
I'm right and you're wrong level = 10.
Hypocrisy level = 10.
Food hoarding level = 10.
'Mr. Tough Guy' staring at the camera while making threats level = 10.

 
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Another update for ya'll!

So, I received this JHA video, about half a day after posting the last one. I liked it enough, that I thought it deserved its own, separate post (rather than just editing it in to my previous post). So, that's what we're opening with today- the latest from Dr. JH Andrews.
In other news, a Brand New Youtube Channel has come to my attention! It's called "CAER Security Radio Patrol" (dead link) and it's hosted by an energetic young man who I think you might recognize.
I haven't really had time to go through the channel and analyze and stuff... But I thought you guys should know right away!

Does this have greater implications? Is he growing weary of Beacon Light Ministries? What does it all mean?

Mod edit: The second video was titled "I am for the police and law enforcemend and I am not a crinminal" from Bob's short-lived first version of the CAER channel.
 
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On a hunch, I searched Facebook for "CAER Security Radio Patrol." Nope...

I did, however, find a "CAER Security Padio Patrol" which boasts eight members, at least four of which are Rene!
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A group of toothless, obese, wannabe cops driving around around in dented, rusted out vehicles, causing confusion and havoc.

An organization that misspells its name. That sounds like something Slob belongs to.

"I brake for bacon" bumper sticker on member vehicles is optional.
 
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Is it just the fact that I got a bit drunk watching the new season of Trailer Park Boys or does playing the theme from COPS over the video of Bob trailing an Amish buggy in the rain make it exponentially more hilarious?
 
Mister Moo said:
I did, however, find a "CAER Security Padio Patrol" which boasts eight members, at least four of which are Rene!
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How do you even do that? 'P' is nowhere near the letter 'R'
I haven't looked at his new channel yet, but I do remember plenty of times where Blob went as close to 'Fuck tha Police' as a Good Christian™ would allow himself to.
 
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