🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Festivusfortherestofus*_0 said:
Classic McKim.

Perfect.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T7RxHJhgfUUAnger management.
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Okay, double posting... That's lame...

But also- re-uploading a video, that I posted a page ago? That's just plain-old shit-posting. Your only "contribution" is typing in the words, "Anger management." That's some really low-effort shit. If it was month or two from now, I might give you a pass... You could say you were reminding folks of your favorite RLM moments... But seriously? I posted that slapping video less than a week ago...

Also, if you're going to post, maybe post your own content? Both of these most recent posts, are basically just posting shit that I already made, with an inane comment.

BTW, it's kind of lame, for you to post my video... "Tripping Out" videos represent a certain amount of work, and it's kind of fun getting the positive ratings, when I do post them. But more than that, I'm not a huge fan of your work- the tone you've struck, making fun of babies with cleft palates, and some of the other ways you've gone after Bob, it's weird...

So yeah, please don't post my stuff.
[EDIT/PS - he posted my video here, five minutes after I published it to YouTube! I was literally typing out the post, introducing the vid, when he posted it from under me... Lame!]
 
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crayolasword said:
Bob Mckim orbiter alert: Bob's friend Richard Whittington just made a video defending his good friend.
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As an europinko, I have to say Mr. Whittington almost perfectly represents every negative stereotype we have of Americans over here nowadays. If only he had threatened to find and shoot us himself instead of calling the cops it would have been just perfect.
 
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It's true Bobber! You're controlled by bacon, gas vouchers, food, money and the anger at why no one just gives all of that stuff to you.

Preaching about his need of a vanity HAM radio license plate
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crayolasword said:
Bob had to go to anger management (Surprise, surprise) because he pushed his ex-wife to the ground and elbowed her in the back of the head. He claims it was an accident.
As far as the window deal. He was squared off one time with his autistic son and his ex-wife claims he tried to shove the boy out a window. Bob of course says different. That he was 20-30 feet away.
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I doubt his home is even 20' wide - I guess he has issues estimating the length of things - then again he probably hasn't seem some "things" in many a long year ;)
 
It's comical that Slob convinced himself he's disabled.

Not once have I seen him struggle to get in or out of his recliner, walk or stand up straight. He must be the only person with scoliosis that is able to stand up straight.

It's a scam miracle!

Not bad for a morbidly obese guy with scoliosis, spina bifida, arthritis and neuropathy. (To name just a few of his long list of imaginary ailments.)

It's also comical that while his long list of medical doctors don't think Slob is disabled and has scoliosis, spina bifida, arthritis and neuropathy, his chiropractor does.

A chiropractor.

Every day, Slob should be praying to and thanking the chiropractor that put him on work restrictions.

If he hadn't, Slob would be living under a bridge, on a diet of Gummy Bears.

Additional note:

If you felt a shaking and rumbling of the earth last night, don't be alarmed.


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It was homemade bacon-sausage chili night in the McKim-Jackson trailer.

Apocalypse chili.
 
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Mod edit: The linked video was from Richard Whittington and was titled "WE ALL KNOW THAT WAL-MART IS NOT OPEN IN THE OTHER STATE!"
 
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New JHA! Thought I'd squeeze it into this post I've been working on...
Mod edit: All of Bisexual Ministries' JHA videos are dead.

Seeing as it's been really slow recently, McKim-wise, I thought I'd share this Feb 10, 2016 video. At 60 views, not a lot of folks have seen it.

It's also worth posting, because of how much good stuff won't make any of my video-anthologies (like Tripping Out). So much of this video IMO, is about the steady rhythm of the frustration. He gets angry, then starts to calm down, then angry again. It's like ocean waves of idiotic rage...
Mod edit: Neither the video nor its title were saved on the archive.

Things that make this video interesting- plenty of anger from McKim + his signature technical incompetence and stupidity. Lots of interactions with Rene, who really loses her shit a couple of times (although she never actually appears on camera). All in all, it's one of his most watchable vids.
0-1:24 = introduction, describing Rene's email problem. 1:25, Bob achieves 8.5/10 anger. 2:00- Interaction with Rene (who's totally incomprehensible). 3:29- Yahoo is scared of chatting with RLM, "They know they're doing something wrong!" 7/10 Anger, which transitions into conspiracy talk. Bob is really getting into it when-
4:15- Bob is visibly frustrated that Yahoo customer service, is interrupting his speech, about Yahoo not wanting to talk to him. Bob and Rene interact a bit. 5:00- Rene has been up/awake for 18 hours straight!
6:00- Bob leaves his chair, walks off camera, and you can hear him and Rene go back and forth. Lots of stress-sighs and grumbling, mini-temper tantrums & incomprehensible Rene gibberish @7:04-7:10.
7:39-9:20 - Bob's back in his chair, futzing with the pc, with the odd comment/hiccup from Rene. Personally, I'd skip ahead to...
9:21- Beginning of Painful Customer Service Interaction! I'm not going to summarize these bits so much, only recommend that you watch it- Bob freaks out, Rene freaks out... Tons of heavy freaking out. There's some slow bits, but I feel they end up working pretty well, pacing-wise.
15:14- Outro and conspiracy talk. 15:22 - 8/10 anger, with tag-team commentary from Rene!
17:03- 7/10 anger, "Back off Satan! Back off Yahoo!"
He closes out pretty strong, IMO- tying it all together to JHA's Satanic influence.
Lots of incomprehensible Rene gibberish, a steady drumbeat of angry freakouts from McKim, a couple of choice explosions from Rene, some customer service idiocy, and some conspiracy talk to tie it all together. I give this video an 8 or 9 out of 10, I think.

Finally, here's a couple of Bob pictures I've captured recently. Let's hope he's feeling up to making some new videos soon!
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Hot off the presses!

Mod edit: The channel was taken down. The video was titled "Baconator!".
 
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