🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Another possibility to account for Slob's video absence is that he and Rene are working on a rap video, to attract people to give him money followers of Jesus to his crap-filled trailer ministry.

Like this one:

 
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New video from Bob. Someone called him and left a message.
Summary: Said message sounded like "Holgbolgolg" to me, Bob thinks it sounded like "I have a bomb". Bob can't figure out how someone has found out his new cellphone number, apparently it must be the same people who've tapped Trump's phones. Bob has involved the FBI and Homeland Security and they are working to track down the caller's IP. (That's what he says, I'm just summarizing.)
 
Very Honest Content said:
Nice dash-cam footage.

This thread reaching the centennial in pages is definitely a preach-able sign of the second coming as well as the preceding end times.
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And unlike, say, Tom Jay Wasserberg's thread, it got there without the /cow/himself showing up to endlessly shitpost nonsense.
Stay Stupid, Pastor Slob!
 
The dumb ass is trying to convince us the FBI and Homeland security are tracking the IP address of a phone call because he thinks it may have possibly had a garbled bomb in there? Yeah right. His own county's sheriff department laughs at his dumb ass. Hopefully, he loses his temper with the Feds gets sent to Gitmo.
I'll go ahead and rate myself a-log.
 
crayolasword said:
The dumb ass is trying to convince us the FBI and Homeland security are tracking the IP address of a phone call because he thinks it may have possibly had a garbled bomb in there? Yeah right. His own county's sheriff department laughs at his dumb ass.
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Yet more proof for the theory that Bobber has local law enforcement on speed dial and they are completely sick of him and have managed to get through his thick skull that there has to be an actual threat or similar before they will investigate. The parallel to CWC wanting the cops to go after trolls is quite delicious. Comparisons to the most basic teachings of Christ, like Matthew 5:39-44 ("But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also. If anyone wants to sue you and take away your tunic, let him have your cloak also. And whoever compels you to go one mile, go with him two. Give to him who asks you, and from him who wants to borrow from you do not turn away. You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you,[...]") on the other hand... Well, maybe Bob had a speck on his glasses again when he was reading that.
 
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crayolasword said:
The dumb ass is trying to convince us the FBI and Homeland security are tracking the IP address of a phone call because he thinks it may have possibly had a garbled bomb in there? Yeah right.
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Relevant video- In this one, declares himself as "part of Homeland Security" by virtue of his amateur radio club-association (they fall under HLS's jurisdiction, supposably). So, if you criticize RLM, you're actually attacking the US Govt! Checkmate, haters!
Sc4rface said:
..."But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also."
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This clip will eventually make it into a Freaking Out with RLM episode. But since you set it up so perfectly, I'll go ahead and post it now...

Original link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-AOah4NGRw

TL;DW - Touched by an Angel supersedes and overrules the Gospel of Matthew 5:39-44.

Thanks, and have a blessed day!

(PS- I've looked for the "Touched by an Angel" episode online, can't find it! If you ever locate it, let me know! LOVE to have the clip, to play alongside! Also, if you want to watch the RLM "Cheeks" source vid, this is it. And the radio one is here (TK in the YT comments!).

Mod edit: Fixed the first video link. Found a saved version of "Cheek Turning" so I've embedded it.
 
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Without the Internet, this fat fucktard would have absolutely nothing to do all day.

Here's Slob's crown. He gets one every time he goes to Burger King.
He has a vast and extensive collection.

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Sure, Rene might go without a med. or two so Slob can get 2 BK Quad Stackers (with extra bacon,) large onion rings and a chocolate shake. But that's OK. Because one of Slob's myriad of physicians told him he needs to eat "poteen, poteen, poteen, poteen!"

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There is also an unsubstantiated and unconfirmed claim that
Slob made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.​
 
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It sounds to me like someone saying," Hello George!" Or something to that affect - not a troll, just someone with really shitty reception with possibly the wrong number or a great example of accidental butt dialing.
 
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Slob didn't actually call the FBI or he would have played the recording of the call.
He just said he called the FBI.

The same as when he's said he called Homeland Security and 'the authorities."

Slob records every call, for 'proof' and, because he's a paranoid lunatic.

And as far as him filing a lawsuit lolsuit, that's bullshit as well.

Because that's Bob 'Bullshit' McKim.

All talk, all bullshit.

The story of his life.

Going through life being an asshole.​

I think it's time Slob's buddy, former neighbor and end-of-the-world food bucket nutjob Richard Whittington has his own page.

This would mean the need to learn another language (in addition to McKimspeak.)

For example, in this video, 'supper' means support.


Another difference is that Richard is a fan of barbecue sauce, instead of bacon.

Added bonus!

In one of his videos, he introduces this person as his wife.
In this video, she is now his sister.


This is intriguing enough to raise eyebrows.
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Mod edit: Unfortunately, Richard's video aren't as well-saved as Bob's.
 
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Festivusfortherestofus*_0 said:
I think it's time Slob's buddy, former neighbor and end-of-the-world food bucket nutjob Richard Whittington has his own page.

This would mean the need to learn another language (in addition to McKimspeak.)

For example, in this video, 'supper' means support.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TLvWq36EWb4
Another difference is that Richard is a fan of barbecue sauce, instead of bacon.

Added bonus!

In one of his videos, he introduces this person as his wife.
In this video, she is now his sister.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=To0eyVWChpo
This is intriguing enough to raise eyebrows.
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Every day is a new revelation in how many genuinely fucked up people live in the USA. Now, I gotta wait to read his thread.
 
Festivusfortherestofus*_0 said:
Slob didn't actually call the FBI or he would have played the recording of the call.
He just said he called the FBI.

The same as when he's said he called Homeland Security and 'the authorities."

Slob records every call, for 'proof' and, because he's a paranoid lunatic.

And as far as him filing a lawsuit lolsuit, that's bullshit as well.

Because that's Bob 'Bullshit' McKim.

All talk, all bullshit.

The story of his life.

Going through life being an asshole.​
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Lol calm down
 
crayolasword said:
In any event, back to laughing at the tard. Bob's starting to lose it. And on another note his good friend, Richard Whittington is apparently mad at Bob and they are no longer friends.
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Okay, I must have missed something. What's this about him accidentally hitting a woman because she thought he was pushing her son out a window?
 
Bob had to go to anger management (Surprise, surprise) because he pushed his ex-wife to the ground and elbowed her in the back of the head. He claims it was an accident.
As far as the window deal. He was squared off one time with his autistic son and his ex-wife claims he tried to shove the boy out a window. Bob of course says different. That he was 20-30 feet away.
 
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