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🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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OMG he would absolutely love that coat.
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The combined IQ of these four are probably just enough to open a door, but they would need help to close it.
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Seeing these 4 in a revolving door would be great entertainment.
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My motto:
Huked awn fonics werkz foar mee.
(Noweng how two reed and spel is awpshunel.)
My motto:
Huked awn fonics werkz foar mee.
(Noweng how two reed and spel is awpshunel.)
While we're waiting for Bobby's next 'show and tell' video, let's go back to October of 2014, when Bobby told us how to make sugar-laden tea. (The preferred drink of diabetics, that take insulin.)
Four items of note in this video:
- Great views of Bobby's floor to ceiling crap-filled trailer. In defiance to God's word, Bobby sure is laying up a lot of
craptreasures. - He's more bugged-eyed than usual. (There's also a bruise on the bridge of his nose, which may have been caused by someone punching him in the face and breaking his glasses.)
- The computer table is being held up by Jim Bakker Food Buckets.
- Using Bobby's words, this video could be entitled - 'Looking for love in the wrong places.'
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Probably a better use for them than trying to consume those buckets of shit.
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what do you think? did i found a kid show that young dr bobmikim watcthed about god when he a kid
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Alas, another day came and went without a new 'show and tell' video from Bobby.
While we wait, let's set the wayback machine, this time to 2015, when Slobby showed us all his belly button. We also quickly learned that Bobby incapable of telling time.
We also learned that Bobby cannot pronounce millennium. (His attempts were painful to watch and hear.)
I think we are all very thankful that Slob has never complained about hemorrhoids, an anal fissure or an anal prolapse.
Mod edit: Bob took down the video. The video title was "Showing my medication my belly button and preaching".
While we wait, let's set the wayback machine, this time to 2015, when Slobby showed us all his belly button. We also quickly learned that Bobby incapable of telling time.
We also learned that Bobby cannot pronounce millennium. (His attempts were painful to watch and hear.)
I think we are all very thankful that Slob has never complained about hemorrhoids, an anal fissure or an anal prolapse.
Mod edit: Bob took down the video. The video title was "Showing my medication my belly button and preaching".
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I wanted to post on Page 100 96! in order to make my own McKim Thread: Useful Stuff! It's a work in progress, and I'll try and keep it up to date. So, if you're looking for that one video with the bacon, or that one picture of his psychological evaluation, you can jump to Page 100 96, and there's a good chance I'll have a quick link to it.
So this here, is a Video Timeline of Important McKim Events- Tooth Loss, First Meeting with TK, JHA, CWC & Kiwi Farms, Phone Pranks, "Bob's Greatest Hits," and more!
Stuff related to Going Through the Fires of Life with Jesus- photos, @silvanarosechu's cliff notes, & audio book.
Here is a modest gallery of curated images you might want to look at- whether his IQ papers, family photos, or simply captured portraits of Rene and Bob.
Finally, I did this music video and I hope you enjoy it.
Mod edit: Replaced all the links I could with working versions.
So this here, is a Video Timeline of Important McKim Events- Tooth Loss, First Meeting with TK, JHA, CWC & Kiwi Farms, Phone Pranks, "Bob's Greatest Hits," and more!
November 18th, 1964 - Bob is born.
July 19th, 1976 - Rene is born.
?? 1998 - Bob's prophetic vision.
?? 2001 - Bob's divorce.
First Youtube Video, June 28, 2010.
First proper appearance, Oct 31, 2011.
Called by the sheriff, Oct 31,2011. First mention of JHA?
More on Romans 11:13-21 And how some people love to tare me down 001, Jun 20, 2014. Classic!
Cooking Breakfast with Sausage to Show the Truth, Sept 24, 2014. Classic!
Issues with Netgear WiFi and preaching about the evil and demon possessed fake Christians, Jan 22, 2015. First Bondgirl sighting? She comments on YouTube.
Preaching about how I am being told to stop preaching 001, Jan 26, 2015. First video mention of Traisinseuksalai Kajornachaikul, and probably the best TK vid I know of.
Update on technology issue and preaching about end time events, Mar 3, 2015. Lots of Rene, lots of hypocrisy, plenty of tantrums, Classic.
Rene and the cellulitis in her left leg 001, Mar 20, 2015. CLASSIC!
Enough is Enough with your lies and bullying, Apr 13, 2015. CLASSIC!
---????-----, first appearance of I'm Dead.
September 2, 2015 - First round of teeth pulled.
God have mercy on your SOULS, Enough is Enough, If you want a battle you got a war, Oct 7, 2015. Day of full tooth removal.
Trying to chat with Yahoo that was not working right and got rude people, Feb 10, 2016. Lots of Rene in this one. CLASSIC!
Calling the Forensic Diagnostic Center Of District 9, Mar 24, 2016. CLASSIC!
Preaching on being attacked by a Dead Zombie on my YouTube, Mar 28, 2016. First mention of @ImDead.
Preaching that we are living in the last days when war has been declared against Christians, Published on Mar 29, 2016. Bob discovers his Kiwi Farms thread.
WOW! It just don't stop with the hate of Christians that stand on the word of God, Mar 29, 2016. First appearance of CWC.
Preaching that I will not apologizing for standing on the word of God, Apr 9, 2016. Classic! CWC-related.
Preaching the truth and clearing the air that I drink hand soap. NOT!!!, Apr 10, 2016. Classic! Short, sweet, and baffling!
Preaching that there is a fake video on a fake YouTube channer of me and my name, Jul 13, 2016. Bisexual Ministries founded on YouTube as "Bisexual Evangelist Robert L McKim Sr"
Preaching that I am being robbed out of my inheritance, Aug 15, 2016. Bob's father passes away.
Preaching that I have been receiving harassing phone call all night and more, Sept 19, 2016. Beginning of the "Super Lame Prank Phone Calls". (dead link)
Preaching and praising the Lord that He is still in control, Published on Jan 21, 2017. Bob notices Kiwi Farms is shut down.
Bisexual Minsitries Incorporated, Published on Feb 1, 2017. Re-Foundation of BMI in the aftermath of the fall of KF. (dead link)
White straight truck didn't stop for the red light at Tuscarawas and Front in Dover, Ohio on 3/10/17, Mar 28,2017. First video (a repost/copy from his other channel) uploaded to Bob's new YouTube channel, CAER Security Radio Patrol (dead link).
Video on Rene's health and I am not giving away any radios, Apr 14, 2017. Probably the most Rene-centric video in ages- Close-ups of Rene's beard!
Apr 19, 2017 - Bob's CAER Security Radio Patrol YouTube channel is shut down for unknown reasons.
May 10, 2017 - Wednesday Night Massacre- dozens of videos deleted.
July 19th, 1976 - Rene is born.
?? 1998 - Bob's prophetic vision.
?? 2001 - Bob's divorce.
First Youtube Video, June 28, 2010.
First proper appearance, Oct 31, 2011.
Called by the sheriff, Oct 31,2011. First mention of JHA?
More on Romans 11:13-21 And how some people love to tare me down 001, Jun 20, 2014. Classic!
Cooking Breakfast with Sausage to Show the Truth, Sept 24, 2014. Classic!
Issues with Netgear WiFi and preaching about the evil and demon possessed fake Christians, Jan 22, 2015. First Bondgirl sighting? She comments on YouTube.
Preaching about how I am being told to stop preaching 001, Jan 26, 2015. First video mention of Traisinseuksalai Kajornachaikul, and probably the best TK vid I know of.
Update on technology issue and preaching about end time events, Mar 3, 2015. Lots of Rene, lots of hypocrisy, plenty of tantrums, Classic.
Rene and the cellulitis in her left leg 001, Mar 20, 2015. CLASSIC!
Enough is Enough with your lies and bullying, Apr 13, 2015. CLASSIC!
---????-----, first appearance of I'm Dead.
September 2, 2015 - First round of teeth pulled.
God have mercy on your SOULS, Enough is Enough, If you want a battle you got a war, Oct 7, 2015. Day of full tooth removal.
Trying to chat with Yahoo that was not working right and got rude people, Feb 10, 2016. Lots of Rene in this one. CLASSIC!
Calling the Forensic Diagnostic Center Of District 9, Mar 24, 2016. CLASSIC!
Preaching on being attacked by a Dead Zombie on my YouTube, Mar 28, 2016. First mention of @ImDead.
Preaching that we are living in the last days when war has been declared against Christians, Published on Mar 29, 2016. Bob discovers his Kiwi Farms thread.
WOW! It just don't stop with the hate of Christians that stand on the word of God, Mar 29, 2016. First appearance of CWC.
Preaching that I will not apologizing for standing on the word of God, Apr 9, 2016. Classic! CWC-related.
Preaching the truth and clearing the air that I drink hand soap. NOT!!!, Apr 10, 2016. Classic! Short, sweet, and baffling!
Preaching that there is a fake video on a fake YouTube channer of me and my name, Jul 13, 2016. Bisexual Ministries founded on YouTube as "Bisexual Evangelist Robert L McKim Sr"
Preaching that I am being robbed out of my inheritance, Aug 15, 2016. Bob's father passes away.
Preaching that I have been receiving harassing phone call all night and more, Sept 19, 2016. Beginning of the "Super Lame Prank Phone Calls". (dead link)
Preaching and praising the Lord that He is still in control, Published on Jan 21, 2017. Bob notices Kiwi Farms is shut down.
Bisexual Minsitries Incorporated, Published on Feb 1, 2017. Re-Foundation of BMI in the aftermath of the fall of KF. (dead link)
White straight truck didn't stop for the red light at Tuscarawas and Front in Dover, Ohio on 3/10/17, Mar 28,2017. First video (a repost/copy from his other channel) uploaded to Bob's new YouTube channel, CAER Security Radio Patrol (dead link).
Video on Rene's health and I am not giving away any radios, Apr 14, 2017. Probably the most Rene-centric video in ages- Close-ups of Rene's beard!
Apr 19, 2017 - Bob's CAER Security Radio Patrol YouTube channel is shut down for unknown reasons.
May 10, 2017 - Wednesday Night Massacre- dozens of videos deleted.
Playlist- Bobby McKimmo's reading of: Going Through the Fires of Life with Jesus (https://web.archive.org/web/2017082...ylist?list=PL141IEwYRKAE3yUDhhNdDJR1PKmC4UIJK)
@Silvanarosechu did a book report for the farms, that's proven very accurate.
Chapters One + Two.
Chapter Three.
Chapters Four and Five.
Chapters Six through Ten.
Chapter Eleven.
Chapters Twelve and Thirteen.
Chapter Fourteen.
Chapter Fifteen.
Chapter Sixteen.
Chapter Seventeen.
@Silvanarosechu did a book report for the farms, that's proven very accurate.
Chapters One + Two.
Chapter Three.
Chapters Four and Five.
Chapters Six through Ten.
Chapter Eleven.
Chapters Twelve and Thirteen.
Chapter Fourteen.
Chapter Fifteen.
Chapter Sixteen.
Chapter Seventeen.
Work in Progress
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Does anyone know where Bob's been at? He's gone M.I.A. before. I figure he just hasn't paid his internet bill and they've disconnected his service.
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If that's the case then I'm sure we'll see a new "preaching" video as soon as his net is restored.
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If I recall correctly he said recently that he hasn't been making videos as often due to his and Rene's growing medical problems.
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That makes sense because I imagine sitting a lazy boy all day bitching can be real taxing on your body.
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And it's tough balancing stuffing your face with sugar while taking insulin to lower your blood sugar.
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Maybe a bit off topic, but it truly does warrant repeating just how stupid Bob is with his money.
This is the shit he has spent actual money on:
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The Bakker buckets are pretty much a scam, like that swindler's whole career has been. If you have a nutty religious-based need to be a prepper, the Mormons have much better advice on the subject. Mormons are supposed to stockpile a year's worth of food (http://archive.is/2iDkk).
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It's very obvious that Bob's many anger management therapy sessions were a complete failure.
Funny that Bob never held up the apology letter he received from the licensed psychologist, to show us.
I must have missed that video...
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You gotta be kidding - RLM would never let his internet lapse, he'd stop buying Rene's meds before he let that happen.
.... and now I've seen that video review of Jim Bakker food buckets, I really want to see the Gordon Ramsey version!!
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I have to agree on that one. Right up there with keeping his special channels and data plans for smart phones.
Every time he disappears for a time it's because:
A) Something is afoot and he is getting to the bottom of it
B) Health issues and running around begging at any place he can find that gives handouts
I hope something is afoot.
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A) The only thing Bob gets to the bottom of is a jar of peanut butter.
B) Bob doesn't run around in his shitbox van unless he has a gas voucher.
Possibility C is that someone beat the shit out of him, for being an obnoxious begging fucktard who thinks he's smarter and better than everyone.
B) Bob doesn't run around in his shitbox van unless he has a gas voucher.
Possibility C is that someone beat the shit out of him, for being an obnoxious begging fucktard who thinks he's smarter and better than everyone.
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What are you talking about? He revealed the truth that the True and Honest owner of Kiwifarms is Christian Weston Chandler! He's a true mastermind.