🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Wouldn't surprise me if Bob got caught rifling through the donations left behind the Goodwill before they open.
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That would take some physical effort from him, considering he's fat and constantly crying "I'm in Paaaaiiiinn" and is a prescription opioid addict. But you know if he could, he would. Then resell the stuff for his "security" non-profit existent organization.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
Sadly Bob does not have a Piggly Wiggly near to be banned from.
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Now I have never been to or ever seen a piggy wiggly, but I'm still somehow offended that you lumped it into dollar general their stores. Dollar general is at the bottom of the pile by quite a lot until proof is posted.
Edit: I forgot dollar tree. But dollar general is just a dollar tree that thinks it's target so im holding my ground.
 
Piggly Wiggly is (or was in the 80's) a grocery store chain mostly in rural southern areas where there were no large chain stores located. They didn't even advertise much since they had no competition nearby but they always had good prices albeit without the wide selection of say, HEB. It was my maternal grandmothers favorite (and in hindsight only) grocery store in her hick town.
Hamstirer said:
Now I have never been to or ever seen a piggy wiggly, but I'm still somehow offended that you lumped it into dollar general their stores. Dollar general is at the bottom of the pile by quite a lot until proof is posted.
Edit: I forgot dollar tree. But dollar general is just a dollar tree that thinks it's target so im holding my ground.
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HarveySperg41 said:
I remember reading about Columbus sailing up the Scioto River then beating the local natives. It was my favorite chapter in my history book.
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It happened, bro. Look where the Santa Maria is moored....
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Hamstirer said:
Now I have never been to or ever seen a piggy wiggly, but I'm still somehow offended that you lumped it into dollar general their stores. Dollar general is at the bottom of the pile by quite a lot until proof is posted.
Edit: I forgot dollar tree. But dollar general is just a dollar tree that thinks it's target so im holding my ground.
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you are correct. dollar tree actually still has shit for a dollar.
dollar general is like an even shittier family dollar, which is saying a lot. they're both horrendous and everything in them is literally poison
 
lindsayfan said:
you are correct. dollar tree actually still has shit for a dollar.
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In my neck of the woods, everything is $1.25 now. It’s still my favorite cheap store.
lindsayfan said:
dollar general is like an even shittier family dollar, which is saying a lot. they're both horrendous and everything in them is literally poison
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I couldn’t disagree more. Family Dollar is scuzzy as shit and doesn’t even have decent deals. Dollar General has some truly good brands of its own. For example, their Clover Valley brand makes incredible dupes of Thin Mints ($2.75 a box or something retarded) and other such goodies. They also have their own beauty brands with products made by the same company that manufactures the Kristen Ess brand of hair care, Drew Barrymore’s Flower Beauty, etc.

The milk and eggs at Dollar General aren’t even good deals where I live. I don’t know what Bob so badly needs from there specifically.
 
fair enough re: prices, i agree family dollar is overpriced, but i was more talking about the shopping experience. at least in the southern regions i've inhabited DG tends to be so ghetto it's nearly unshoppable (and i'm not exactly a princess about that stuff). every aisle is crammed with boxes of stock that hasn't been shelved, actual garbage and half-eaten/drunk food products are littered around, there's like .5 employees in the whole store, little to no a/c (literally the air conditioning is controlled by corporate office out-of-state, and the people working in or managing the store can't set it)... on the plus side, they did at least ban Bob, so i think we can give dollar general the edge there.
 
lindsayfan said:
the shopping experience
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In my experience this can vary wildly from store to store within a given chain. Case in point: With Bob, I was curious why Dollar General is so important to him for purchases like milk and eggs. You’re not getting the best prices on those items at DG. Well, it turns out the location in Carrollton is a special version of DG:

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Carrollton has jack for grocery stores besides this and a True Value that also sells food (??). There’s an IGA but it’s quite far north of Carrollton.

So it looks like Bob got himself banned from the only actual supermarket in a 20 mile radius from his home. Not smart, Bobbay!
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Carrollton has jack for grocery stores besides this and a True Value that also sells food (??). There’s an IGA but it’s quite far north of Carrollton.

So it looks like Bob got himself banned from the only actual supermarket in a 20 mile radius from his home. Not smart, Bobbay!
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What an utter dipshit. That actually looks pretty upscale for a rural DG.

The produce looks fresh and they even have avocados. Not that I'm a fan but it's not your usual DG item.
 
The DG Markets are nice. Probably because most of them are newer and seem to carry nicer items. They’re pretty much a low rent Trader Joe’s.
 
UnFuNnYmEmE said:
probably nicer now that slob isn't dripping his aids all over the cucumbers
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As if he gets anywhere near the fresh produce.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I wonder how many other ministers in town have been banned from the dollar store.
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Same number as those who have called the police to report unauthorized bacon gifts.
 
Dirty Harry said:
He doesn't "preach" anymore either. His last video was him acting like he never seen a helicopter in his life.

I guess he gave up trying to "save us"....
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I think that's because he's busy working on his new book, "You Can't Spell Bible Without Bi: A Bisexual Minister's Guide to Living in Sin".
 
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