🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Slob posted this on his sham ministry and whatever a soul clinic is Facebook page not long ago.
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I didn't check the validity of the article. Frankly, I don't believe anything Slob steals from other websites, posts on his bullshit ministry/soul clinic and Care Bear Retard Patrol Facebook pages, or says in his videos.

Slob is a pathological liar with psychological disorders (such as schizophrenia, delusional disorder, bipolar disorder, paranoid disorder, irritability associated with autistic disorders and/or mental retardation), mythomania, and Munchausen's syndrome.

Remember the video when Slob was pissed off at one of his many physicians because he wouldn't sign the list of ailments Slob told him he has, and the video he made calling the Forensic Center demanding an apology from Dr. Denise Kohler because he disagreed with her professional psychological assessment?

Those are classics that unequivocally demonstrated Slob's multi-dysfunctions.

Nevertheless, the difference between the two is that Slob doesn't need to dress up like a homeless person.

He always looks like a homeless person.

And one payday loan away from living under a bridge.
 
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S O T P said:
Slob posted this on his sham ministry and whatever a soul clinic is Facebook page not long ago.
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What a surprise, that pastor is a performative and deceptive POS. He showed up absolutely caked in filth and feigns shock that people would steer clear of someone who stands out from a mile away as having a disgusting disregard for personal hygiene (especially post-COVID). Why do these pastors always have to be such dishonest showmen? Only literal retards would find this compelling.

Bob looks like a fucking ghost. The good news is that looking that pale is a sure sign of ill health.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
What a surprise, that pastor is a performative and deceptive POS. He showed up absolutely caked in filth and feigns shock that people would steer clear of someone who stands out from a mile away as having a disgusting disregard for personal hygiene (especially post-COVID). Why do these pastors always have to be such dishonest showmen? Only literal retards would find this compelling.

Bob looks like a fucking ghost. The good news is that looking that pale is a sure sign of ill health.
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The guy could at least splash on a little Miracle Spring Water (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvqEV1BHtsw)

Also, you're right. Slob's morbid obesity is leading to congestive heart failure, cardiac insufficiency, myocardial ischemia, and left ventricular hypertrophy.

He can't take 4 steps before becoming short of breath.

If this clownshow walked into my office wanting a cardiac workup I'd tell him to come back and see me after he lost 120 pounds.

If you gave this fat fuck a cardiac stress test and put him on a treadmill he'd be dead before the treadmill made two revolutions on a level incline.

He couldn't direct traffic for more than 30 seconds before falling over in the middle of the road.

Hey! He's finally living in the end times!
 
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If this clownshow walked into my office wanting a cardiac workup I'd tell him to come back and see me after he lost 120 pounds.
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I hope his doctor gives him Ozempic so we can see how much extra skin would be left behind. Someone recently said that Ethan Ralph looks like a flying squirrel post-weight loss (he’s still fucking fat, just less so). Bob would look like a melted tallow candle.
 
And of course Bob is being screwed over by another store.

Edit: Didn’t Bob hate his mother-in-law? She probably was a good judge of character.
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Looks like our favorite retarded preacher is harassing the poor employees at Dollar General.

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Aside from Slob customarily repeating himself while making an ass of himself, what else is evident in this video?

No, not the fact the Slob drove all over the place on a gas voucher to save 0.12 cents on a bag of lemons.

It's his penguin Waddle-Shuffle!

Watch how the camera tilts from side to side as Slob waddles and shuffles.

Slob no longer puts one foot in front of the other and walks in a straight line (as normal human beings do.)

He shifts his weight from foot to foot while sliding them along the ground.

Congratulations Slob!

Your morbid obesity has caused you to alter the way you walk.

To Slob's credit, he is at the very least walking upright and no longer dragging his knuckles on the ground, for now.

PS - The approaching sound of the Slob Waddle-Shuffle is a sound no one ever wants to hear.

Thankfully, you don't need to run for your life to avoid contact with the obese retard.

You can simply walk away at a leisurely pace (as normal human beings do.)

PPS - Not once during my 5 summer seasons and 4 winterovers at Pole and MacTown did I mimic the walk of an Emperor or Adele penguin.

Of course, I didn't weigh 400 lbs.
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Of note: There are no penguins at the Pole; there is no indigenous life at the Pole. There is no water and therefore, nothing for sea birds and sea life to eat.

There is indigenous life at MacTown that bears a very close resemblance to Rene.

However, the Weddell seal is far more intelligent and does not shit or piss itself while lying on the ice. They move to open water, which would be the equivalent of using a toilet.

A hygienic concept Rene fails to grasp or comprehend.
 
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Bob got the fancy snow measuring stick out!
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Standard National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration/National Weather Service (NOAA/NWS) snow measuring device. Currently in service at all FAA-regulated airports and NWS weather data stations in the United States. 2023 cost (excluding installation): USD $796.00. 2023 annual calibration and certification cost: USD $109.00

Trailer park retard snow measuring device: Free ruler from Lowe's.

Slob should start a GoFundMe page for an official snow measuring device.

It's important to know how much snow fell in an obscure shithole trailer park in the middle of nowhere Ohio.

PS - As part of its delusional self-proclaimed Homeland Security duties, the ever-vigilant Care Bear Retard Recliner Patrol constantly monitors the trailer park retard snow measuring device to ensure it is not tampered with or stolen.

PPS - Also, it's good to see Slob has the Care Bear Retard Patrol mobile ready to go to be the first to respond to an emergency.
 
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I guess Bob couldn’t afford that last vowel because nobody will donate to his GoScamMe.
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At first, I thought it was a typo., that Slob would blame on the keyboard. However, since he was unable to spell measure twice (or, 'twiced' as Slob pronounces it) I realized that he wouldn't be able to blame the keyboard.

He's simply a retard.

Nevertheless, Slob should go on Wheel of Fortune and buy an 'e'.

No, forget that idea.

I think a prerequisite for contestants is the ability to at the very least be able to spell 1-syllable words.
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He can't spell stop.
 
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Bob doesn't even get rule #1 right about measuring snow. He measures it right in front of this trailer near the street. Right where snow drifts and cars can blow snow. If Bob were trained properly, he would know this is not a valid way of measuring snow. Even a dog can be trained to do things, unlike Bob.

Of course that would require him to actually walk to such a spot.

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Bob doesn't even get rule #1 right about measuring snow. He measures it right in front of this trailer near the street. Right where snow drifts and cars can blow snow. If Bob were trained properly, he would know this is not a valid way of measuring snow. Even a dog can be trained to do things, unlike Bob.

Of course that would require him to actually walk to such a spot.

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I don’t think Bob knows how to find an average, or in his words “he can’t math right”.
 
Keep your pet welfare check alive in cold weather.

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I don’t think Bob knows how to find an average, or in his words “he can’t math right”.
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Slob also wouldn't be able to read the snow at eye level (#3), unless he fell down.

He wouldn't be able to get back up and his frozen carcass would be found in the Spring.

Slob said he sends his reports to the NWS Pittsburgh office.

His inaccurate reports were ignored.

PS - Add 'can’t math right' to his list of 'can't speak right', 'can't read right', 'can't spell right', and can't "measur" right.

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Even a dog can be trained to do things, unlike Bob.
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I’ll be honest: I’ve gotten to the point where Bob’s stupidity is so severe that it’s making me think it’s a legit miracle he’s managed to live without a 24/7 caretaker. Of course he can’t be said to “live independently” since Bob very much depends on all of us to pay his bills and keep a rolled roof over his head. But the fact that he hasn’t (yet) blown up the trailer or self-immolated is rather shocking. I guess God really does look out for retards.
 
If all of those GoFundMe donations were donated as "paid income" for local services rendered Blobbo would be in a pickle.
 
He claims his disability is based on his bad back and chronic pain but neither of those would qualify him for SSI because he could still do a desk job, and as you can also see, he can "first respond" although his local government has ordered him not to do so. A state psychologist on court record stated in simple terms, that he is a hypochondriac and I bet he is drug addict addicted to prescription pain pills. Wouldn't surprise me if he didn't or doesn't steal Rene's pain pills.

But his mental retardation and severe psychological impairments is why he was approved for SSI, no question.

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If all of those GoFundMe donations were donated as "paid income" for local services rendered Blobbo would be in a pickle.
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What Gofundme donations? Has anyone actually donated to him? And why would he need multiple GMRS radios when he is the only member of CAER, which again, doesn't first respond to anything nor has access to any communications except for fire dispatch.
 
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