🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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It's entirely possible that Walmart didn't "get paid twice". Since the system was glitching, the EBT system may have debited his balance, but the Walmart system never got credited the funds. Some computer somewhere stole the money and is now living the highlife. This is why cash >> electronic money.
 
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Kangaroo said:
It's entirely possible that Walmart didn't "get paid twice". Since the system was glitching, the EBT system may have debited his balance, but the Walmart system never got credited the funds. Some computer somewhere stole the money and is now living the highlife. This is why cash >> electronic money.
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Haven't you heard?
Our entire economy in the U.S. is set up to drain the assetts from an overweight, uneducated, lying, immoral, Ne'er-do-well living in a dump in Shitstain, Ohio!
 
Kangaroo said:
It's entirely possible that Walmart didn't "get paid twice". Since the system was glitching, the EBT system may have debited his balance, but the Walmart system never got credited the funds. Some computer somewhere stole the money and is now living the highlife. This is why cash >> electronic money.
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So it’s the hacker team at it again.
 
I can’t, I don’t like this crap! UGH! No, I want my bacon, let me tell you somethin- Bacon is good for me! Walmort thinks, out the blue, they’re the smart lil girl- that they can do whatever they want. NO. That’s not how they can do it in our family. It’s acting like it’s the King, and we’re the sorry people! Walmart, I’ve been nice to you, but now, I’m coming to the edge. NO! I keep losing at deals, and I don’t want to make a deal anymore! I am leaving! And you can’t stop me! I’m packing my bags. I had a very, very calm day until this. Ol’ bump in the road comes, and theys being, sarcastic. I won’t be coming back, until Saturday when you leave! They’re gonna try to stop me, but they can’t run in them lil high heels. You’ll never see this face again!
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
It's official. Bob has been given a stern warning from the local authorities for claiming to be a certified law enforcement officer in his latest video.
Excellent work Hackers!!
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His CARE Bear Radio Patrol Facebook page has disappeared.

His Bacon Lite Ministry Facebook page is still up.

He recently posted a picture of the flag of Israel and said he supports Israel.

Even though he couldn't find Israel on a map if you gave him a week to find it.
 
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S O T P said:
His CARE Bear Radio Patrol Facebook page has disappeared.
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Oh it’s still there, here is his later rant. Maybe he hid or made the page private.
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HarveySperg41 said:
Oh it’s still there, here is his later rant. Maybe he hid or made the page private.
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That's a shame. Nevertheless, excluding the opening paragraph (which he wrote - he misspelled, because he's a retard, patrol as "parrol") - Slob didn't write those by-laws. There are no typos., and it is grammatically correct. He cut and pasted those by-laws from an organization that actually provides the services listed, and added the name of his scam, bullshit, sitting in his recliner listening to a scanner, retard patrol.

Slob corrected his typo., and blamed it on the layout of the keyboard and not the fact that he doesn't proofread what he types or, is too profoundly and overtly stupid to recognize a misspelled word.
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Here's a question, and answer, for you Slob.

Q: Do you what is next to the obese retard in the shithole trailer located at 120 12th Street Lot M in Carrollton, Ohio?
A: Another obese retard.

Also, you can't block me on Facebook. You can try all you like, but you can't.

p.s. Great spelling on the sign you put on the door at Taco Bell.

Did you have a $5 gift card and were disappointed they were closed?

p.p.s. For your future reference, this is the correct spelling of the word maintenance.

Pity that you won't be able to blame that handwritten misspelling on the layout of a keyboard.

Have a blessed day.
 
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S O T P said:
Slob corrected his typo., and blamed it on the layout of the keyboard and not the fact that he doesn't proofread what he types or, is too profoundly and overtly stupid to recognize a misspelled word.

Here's a question, and answer, for you Slob.

Q: Do you what is next to the obese retard in the shithole trailer located at 120 12th Street Lot M in Carrollton, Ohio?
A: Another obese retard.

Also, you can't block me on Facebook. You can try all you like, but you can't.

p.s. Great spelling on the sign you put on the door at Taco Bell.

Did you have a $5 gift card and were disappointed they were closed?

p.p.s. For your future reference, this is the correct spelling of the word maintenance.

Pity that you won't be able to blame that handwritten misspelling on the layout of a keyboard.

Have a blessed day.
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It really has nothing to do with the layout of the keyboard and more to do with his fat fingers, lack of motor control, dyslexia, and poor reading age.
 
S O T P said:
All true, plus the fact that his fingers are always covered with bacon grease, which makes them slippery.
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Well Bob did admit he doesn’t wash his hands, so I wouldn’t be surprised if his grimy hands made his keyboard filthy.

Bob try running your keyboard under the sink to clean it. That’ll help those sticking keys out.
 
Kangaroo said:
Does cooking oil work to free up the motion?
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I think the anal lubricant (the OTC item his insurance card wouldn't pay for at Walmart and that he wouldn't mention in his video because he doesn't want everyone to know too much) would work well on freeing up sticky keys. Of course, sticky keys can be prevented by Slob not jerking off with his thumb and forefinger while watching threesome gay porn with his laptop in his lap. In this case, 'an ounce of prevention' is literally and figuratively applicable.
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