🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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So has anyone ever interviewed Doktor McKim’s ex wife? I’m curious how horrible you have to be as a husband to drive your wife to being a lesbian.
 
He did try to murder his special needs so by throwing out a window and was court ordered to anger management\mental health care. That’s where his retard papers came from.

I guess that’s a start to being a shitty husband.

Plus if he has a documented history of anger issues. The cops not only need to take away his CCW. They need to take his guns all together.
 
crayolasword said:
He did try to murder his special needs so by throwing out a window and was court ordered to anger management\mental health care. That’s where his retard papers came from.

I guess that’s a start to being a shitty husband.

Plus if he has a documented history of anger issues. The cops not only need to take away his CCW. They need to take his guns all together.
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I was wondering if he gets “red flagged” for the threats he has been making. Then with his video talking about Jesus and the money changers. I wonder if he has been having thoughts about going to a Baptist church so he can be like Jesus.
 
He needs to be given an exorcism. We would probably have to tie him down and sedate him (for his own good), then perform the right of exorcism on him to drive out those demons and mental retardation. The Bible tells us so.
 
Toasty said:
Shooting would probably be a merciful end for her.
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She is a big one. Going to need a bigger gun. I'm thinking a 700 Nitro or a punt gun. Yes, I just googled big ass gun.

Poutine It Here said:
Bob is a walking red flag
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I don't see bob as much walking as to rolling. Balls up as much as he can, then starts rocking back and forth till he gets moving.

Dirty Harry said:
He needs to be given an exorcism. We would probably have to tie him down and sedate him (for his own good), then perform the right of exorcism on him to drive out those demons and mental retardation. The Bible tells us so.
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To which the demons would thank us.
 

He's now in full "in Minecraft" mode... Probably got another call from the sheriff for making terroristic threats.
Shoot could mean anything... Shoot with a paintball gun, a bb gun... a bow and arrow.
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Also funny to see his highlighter-soaked bible. Looks like it's more coloring than gospel at this point.

He's also mad about receiving "Islamic material" in the mail.
It's something that you evil internet trolls are sending me!
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He responds to the cop impersonation accusations at 11:20:
It does not say "POLICE," it says "PUBLIC SAFETY." Just keep on lying!
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Gives a good "Yahoo-o-o!" at 14:58, then gets into talking about demons, bigfoot, and aliens.
I'm sorry out there for all the hunters of bigfoot creatures... You need to be careful, because they're demons.
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Bob continues to pass himself off as law enforcement by showing the back of his vest as "Public Safety".... Public Safety is an official government title for his local police and fire in his town which Bob is neither.


He is also in violation of

Section 2921.51 | Impersonation of peace officer or private police officer. (2)​

(2) "Private police officer" means any security guard, special police officer, private detective, or other person who is privately employed in a police capacity.

(4) "Impersonate" means to act the part of, assume the identity of, wear the uniform or any part of the uniform of, or display the identification of a particular person or of a member of a class of persons with purpose to make another person believe that the actor is that particular person or is a member of that class of persons.

And no Blob, calling you out for being retarded, stupid, and a fake is not a crime. Laughing at you is not a crime. And I can assure you, I want nothing to do with your "Kingdom of Heaven"

You need an exorcism to drive out your demons. You would have to be restrained against your will as demons never come out on their own, doused with holy water, and then a professional team would have to work in faith to drive them out of you. We would also need some pigs nearby so the demons have something to go into.
 
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He's preaching about prank cards in what has to be a first in the history of Christianity. Then rants about a real lawyer who told him something he didn't like.

He's not a false prophet because a false prophet is capable of deceiving people. Blob is deceiving no one.


Edit: My apology, McKim is in no way a Christian. I've subscribed to that lawyers channel and everytime he mentions Blob, I'll donate $5 to him.
 
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