🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[HarveySperg41]

what happens when you let retards access the internet

They post stupid stuff and then we laugh at them.

Can you imagine Bob shooting the mailman delivering the wrong box to his house?

He has wet dreams about shooting people, arresting them and then being hailed a hero by the nation.

 

[dogboner]

I think this is the angriest I've ever seen him. Ranting about trolls and farting up a storm, proceeds to wave a gun around at 1:30

 

[HarveySperg41]

I half expected the gun to go off as he was waving his pig hooves about and poundings them on his non pulpit.

 

[AnOminous]

I think this is the angriest I've ever seen him. Ranting about trolls and farting up a storm, proceeds to wave a gun around at 1:30

Why is this guy so bisexual?

 

[HarveySperg41]

So I decided to put a little biography and list of information together for our favorite internet doktor.

Name: Robert Louis McKim

Birthday: November 18, 1964

Address: 120 12th Street Lot M

Carrollton, OH 44615

Minor’s Mobile Home https://www.mhvillage.com/parks/20107

Biography

Robert L (is for loser) McKim is a fat moron that lives in Carrollton Ohio in his 907 square foot trailer home. From here he collects disability payments (his and his live-in girlfriend’s) and wastes it on equipment for his useless radio patrol. Robert's hobbies include posting videos on YouTube. These videos usually involve him complaining about his life and the “trolls” who criticize his idiotic opinions. Robert will repeatedly tell his critics that they are “going to hell” because they laugh at him.

Organizations

McKim Beacon Light Ministry & SOUL Clinic

Robert’s bullshit church that no one attends so he can try and save peoples souls. To date he has not saved any souls, even that of his fat live in girlfriend Rene. Yes, the holy one himself is not legally married to the woman he lives with.

Phone: (330) 604-1853

Email: mckimbeaconlightministry@yahoo.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DrBob43988

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/McKimBeaconLightMinistryandSoulClinic

Twitter: https://twitter.com/MBLMSOULClinic

Ohio-corp.com https://ohio-corp.com/co/mckim-beacon-light-ministry-soul-clinic

GeoCities: https://www.geocities.ws/drrlmc/mychristiancounseling.html

CAER Security Radio Patrol

Robert stupid emergency group where he will rent out his CB radio for you to use in case of the doomsday. He also runs around with flashing lights on his Kia totally pretending not to be a police man.

Email:

Phone: (330) 604-1853

Email: caer_radiopatrol@yahoo.com

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@caersecurityradiopatrol8632

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064912801456

Twitter: https://twitter.com/radio_patrol

Carroll County Weather Awareness Radio Network

Robert has a very important job of posting the weather from his weather station. So, follow him to stay informed on weather happing of The Minor’s Mobile Home Park.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CarrollCountyOhioWeatherReportsandPhotosSKYWARNHam

Twitter: https://twitter.com/search?q=Carroll County Weather Awareness Radio Network&src=typed_query


Literary Works

The Truth about the End of the Age And the Catching Away

https://www.amazon.com/Truth-about-...9040379&sprefix=robert+l+mckim,aps,110&sr=8-1

Going Through the Fires of Life with Jesus: My Near Death Experience with Prophetic Dreams

https://www.amazon.com/Going-Throug...9040398&sprefix=robert+l+mckim,aps,110&sr=8-2

LinkedIn

https://www.linkedin.com/in/robert-mckim-a4973aa7

Miscellanies

https://www.bizapedia.com/oh/commun...ency-response-caer-security-radio-patrol.html

https://ohio-corp.com/co/community-awareness-emergency-response-caer-security-radio-patrol

https://www.wellness.com/dir/391716...kim-beacon-light-ministry--soul-clinic-dd-phd

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/120-12th-St-NW_Carrollton_OH_44615_M33699-35866

 

[Poutine It Here]

Why is Bob reporting internet trolls to the service department? What kind of authority does the Carrollton service department have there?

Bob's treading on thin ice here sounds like he is threatening local government officials lives again. Thought he would have learned his lesson.

BTW Bob, I don't need my soul saved, I am good.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

He's a lolcow and a Sad-Ham?...Guess that shouldn't be a surprise.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Bob had put out a very good video this morning.

https://youtu.be/6Na45_BF5pw

Hopefully that deputy know what good for him and listens to Bob’s threats.

 

[dogboner]

Spoiler: mirror

had to upload the 144p version cause of network issues going on with the Farms.

Some real gold up front in this one:

Yesterday, I was confronted by a deputy here in Carroll county that says he's gonna have my CCW revoked. Well, excuse me, Ohio also passed a law that said you can carry a concealed weapon without having a CCW.

Proceeds to stumble over bible verses for a bit. Then I get a shoutout!

Somebody new... had commented that I was "waving my gun around."

He proceeds to wave his gun around again and ask "is this waving? no it is not! I don't even have my finger in the trigger and the safety is on!"

Scrolls through the thread a bit at 11:23, shouts out sneed.today (great soundbite of him saying "sneed" here too).

Pops off at 13:15. MONEY!!! MONEY!!! Doctor McKim, please. I do this for free.

Demands the sheriff "go after" the trolls at 15:35.

Another couple nuggets of gold starting at 16:26:

No one else of any other faith is allowed to tell somebody else of another faith "oh I don't like your preaching, your preaching is what's the problem." No, what the problem is, you not listening and accepting the fact that I'm right and you're wrong!

I use my spiritual wisdom. And I also have all this knowledge, also, about, um... law enforcement. The twaining [sic[ I have, about what the CCW training said I could do...

I don't have any felony otherwise I wouldn't be able to get a CCW... as a citizen of the state of Ohio I have the right to place somebody under arrest for a felony.

He then proceeds to read the criminal code definition of grand theft auto. He's definitely going to catch a felony charge when he tries to perform a citizen's arrest on a repo man and ends up shooting him.

At 23:26, he says:

I did not threaten a particular person, I said [incomprehensible] I gonna shoot them. Reasonable force. Cause I fear for my life. By all these internet trolls. If I have to... If they have a gun. And if it's a legitimate, legitimate repo, they usually have a weapon. But if it's an internet troll... the only weapon they have is their stupidness.

For how much he quotes from criminal codes, I'm surprised he doesn't know what "premeditation" is.

Does some insane jaw thing at 25:35. I truly think he's losing it.

Doctor McKim, in your next video, could you please comment on the allegations you were "farting up a storm" in the previous video you posted? You skimmed right over that part of my post.

 

[crayolasword]

At 8:13 we get a clear view of Rene’s recliner and she’s not there. Maybe she got taken away and that’s why he’s so mad.

 

[lindsayfan]

dang @dogboner you got a SUPER shoutout! bob really works hard to spread our (good) words to his vast audience.

i asked this years ago but bob, since you apparently read the thread: how many souls have you saved? In your long and distinguished career of preaching, how many people have you personally converted to your specific flavor of fundie freakery?

i have to say, armed bob getting confrontational with local law enforcement is very promising. i hope he has the courage to insist on that meeting with the sheriff & the BAPTIST deputy who dared to show bob INSUBORDINATION. how dare those New World Order Agenda 21 cucks try to tell him to stop waving a gun around preaching.

bob threatening to citizen's-arrest people is also quite auspicious. it's past time someone started taking action on all these carroll county traffic thugs who tailgate, pass on the double line and run yellow lights. their unsafe driving is definitely life-threatening, so...

At 8:13 we get a clear view of Rene’s recliner and she’s not there. Maybe she got taken away and that’s why he’s so mad.

aw shit, where'd the legendary carroll county bank robber go??


she probably left because she was scared of bob constantly brandishing firearms, poor woman.

that or the terrifying jaw thing, that's real horror-movie shit

 

[Kangaroo]

Can you imagine Bob shooting the mailman delivering the wrong box to his house?

Fortunately, the mailman doesn't need to get anywhere near the roach infested trailer. That's why we get the odd video of RLM waddling down to the mailboxes at the entrance to the park.

 

[HarveySperg41]

I forgot I had this picture. Look at the fine upstanding Christian Rene is.

 

[Toasty]

STUPIDYNESS!!!! Now I've had the giggles all day. This video was full of Bobisms but that one has always been my favorite. The more pissed off he is the more mushmouthy he gets. It's brilliant. I especially enjoyed the parts about his CCW twaining and his little "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!" speech. I've had a lovely day and I'm so grateful to Bob for starting it out by getting me to laugh my ass of this morning.

 

[Poutine It Here]

At 8:13 we get a clear view of Rene’s recliner and she’s not there. Maybe she got taken away and that’s why he’s so mad.

Bob got a little over zealous waving his gun around and took out Rene. If his neighbors wonder what the new smell coming from lot M, its just Rene. It was too late to put RENE ON THE CART RENE ON THE CART. RIP Rene.

 

[Toasty]

Bob got a little over zealous waving his gun around and took out Rene. If his neighbors wonder what the new smell coming from lot M, its just Rene. It was too late to put RENE ON THE CART RENE ON THE CART. RIP Rene.

Shooting would probably be a merciful end for her. She's probably going to end up one of those horrifying cases that we hear about of people fused to furniture with a bunch of rotting diapers and air fresheners around them who have to be removed along with the furniture that they have been stuck on for a painful age. Then die from shock, sepsis and bone infections when medical professionals desperately try to debride the rot and maggots. It's truly awful. She'll be lucky to be hit by a stray bullet from a paranoid retard with "CCW twaining." Think about it. You know I'm right.

 

[Poutine It Here]

Bob will keep her rotting in the lazy boy to collect her SSI

 

[Dirty Harry]

Look at his face on one side, I thought he was going to stroke out because he is so angry. I think he needs a timeout via the local sheriff's motel.

Edit; I just noticed he has a "community resource officer" patch which is an impersonation of the police.

And wasn't he convicted of threatening to kill the local mayor back in 2002 over a garbage in the yard dispute? Shouldn't that DQ him from concealed carry?

 

[HarveySperg41]

Bob got a little over zealous waving his gun around and took out Rene. If his neighbors wonder what the new smell coming from lot M, its just Rene. It was too late to put RENE ON THE CART RENE ON THE CART. RIP Rene.

Here I made you a present @Poutine It Here I hope you like it.

 

[Toasty]

Here I made you a present @Poutine It Here I hope you like it.

I'd send you better ratings if my phone fag self could figure it out. I can't even figure out stickers to slap a picture of one up.

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