🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Do we know which year that particular criminal justice book was released. I assume they're updated regularly to keep up with the latest trends.. I mean laws. I know his Black's Law Dictionary was published in 1992, and he discounts all laws after that time unless they relate to him getting more social security handouts.
 
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I'm not sure if it matters for your discussion, but Bob never mentions what year/version he uses in the book. He does however include a picture of the relevant pages.
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Mister Moo said:
So, he made another video. And he addresses us/me.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KKkiE30PO74If you've been following the drama, the first half is definitely worth a watch. The back half is typical McKrap.

I'm setting the cops video (dead link) to "unlisted." Not because of anything he's done. In spite of it, actually. I just feel like this should be over, it's not particularly fun to talk about. He'll probably try to claim it as a victory, but whatever.

How about a new video, in the Docking With God series?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s6kiiSujJu4
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#5 Must wear clothes in winter.

That hurt my sides so bad!
 
I've been saving some Bob content for a slow week, but now it's starting to pile up. I really hadn't planned on the whole, Police-video Saga. Anyway, it's time to let a little air out of the balloon.

One day, I thought, "Let's take a poke through Bob's 'Liked' videos..."

Mostly, it's him up-voting his own damn crap, but I thought I'd point out this made for TV movie promo he liked, as well as this Dolly Parton number (Is he unaware of her LGBT demigod status?). I thought they were interesting, at any rate. Take a look here (http://archive.is/PPTys), if you're curious- you might find something.

A couple of videos stood out to me, and I thought we'd start with this one, which I thought was pretty good, all around...
Bob's "logic" is too scattered to say that his videos follow "themes..."

But this one's ALL ABOUT THE TROLLS! TK sighting @ 2:50! It's the most TK action that I can recall, in ANY of his videos! Sorta hope "she" comes to The Farms, some day... (I was also mortified to learn, it's "KajornachaikuL" YIKES! I'd been dropping the "L") I like to think "she" has been keeping up with RLM, and lurks this very thread- I mean, you don't stalk someone for months, and then STOP watching them altogether, just because WE show up. Right?

Hey TK, you should register and say "hello."

@14:30- I'd like to point out the work of a pair of under-recognized operators; The Harbotts (which RLM pronounces as "Ho-Boat") of Michigan. In the course recent projects, I've been reviewing/downloading a lot of Bob's old videos, and it seems like The Ho-Boats have managed to get under Bob's skin like few others have (Bob hits 10/10 angry, @16:05!). Consider, they're the ones most responsible for this 11/10 RAGE classic...
Anyway- The Harbotts, have escaped Kiwi notice thus far, despite being the most responsible for some very, very high-quality rants. Also, in one of the videos I've seen (forget which one) Bob mentions that Mrs Ho-Boat grew up in a neighboring town. He sounds like he knew her (or at least, of her) IRL.

I feel like The Ho-Boats deserve to join the roster of our unofficial all-star team, alongside TK and JHA. And I thought you guys would enjoy seeing the vid.

https://kiwifarms.net/media/rlmprivateidaho.2264/full?d=1469171424

https://kiwifarms.net/media/sexstreet.2265/full?d=1469171424
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SLOW NEWS WEEK - PART ONE
SLOW NEWS WEEK - PART TWO

Another video that stuck out to me, was this one...
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TLDW - I feel it's notable for two reasons: there's some pictures from his youth...
The context of these, is that they prove that Bob wasn't always overweight.
https://kiwifarms.net/media/youngbob.2134/full?d=1467322856
https://kiwifarms.net/media/youngbob2.2133/full?d=1467322856
https://kiwifarms.net/media/studbob.2135/full?d=1467322856
...and his hypocrisy bothered enough, to motivate me into assembling a highlight reel of his most infuriating shit. This is the video/seed that grew into Mr Welfare & the series, Docking With God. Anyway, I wouldn't necessarily recommend watching "Showing that I need to eat because-", unless you feel like getting pissed off. Besides, you've probably seen the "good" parts, if you've been watching my videos/channel. (this is the video that I took the Grateful for Thy Bounties clip from, btw).

Long story short, I thought hardcore McKim Historians might want to see it, for its concentrated hypocrisy and virulent strains of self-pity & selfishness. And it's a slow week, so...

Let's top it all off, with this- I was going through old Bob videos for my projects, when I found it. So, I cut it out, and here it is.
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Think about Bob playing that voice mail to a Sheriff's Deputy... That makes me smile...

SOURCE VIDEO

HEY! New McKim everybody!
He's pretty mad in this one, LOL. I recommend watching the first 5m (but it's about me, so I'm biased). He closes out pretty angry around the 17m mark- also worth watching IMO.
Start - 5m- Is pretty much all about me, and the horrible, terrible things I'm doing to Bob.
5m-10m = Bible Reading, mostly about "False Prophets" and "Words of emptiness"
10:10- More about how I'm pure evil & don't have a conscience. He also revisits "Die Policemen, Die!" (dead link) and re-articulates his pornographic love of the Hangman's Noose, before wandering into a Law & Order tangent.
14:15- Yet again derailed into some musings about gun-control, and then he goes on a truly baffling aside about the movie, "Maximum Overdrive," and how guns don't go around shooting themselves.
15:45- Bob's spin on the whole, "Guns don't kill ppl, PPL kill ppl" argument is, "Let's get rid of hammers!" He's pretty pissed here, fun to watch.
16m- "It's people that kill people. And People lie and cheat and steal! Because they're doing the will of their father, Satan the Devil! Just like this Mr. Moo!" Then we transition pretty nicely into "Get right with God before it's too late, people."
17m- 8/10 anger! Strong finish!
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Man he got onto 1 Tim 4 and I thought he was going to go off on his apocalypse bacon kick - people say I can't eat bacon because the Bible bans eating pork, but it's sanctified per 1 Tim 4. Except people tell him not to eat bacon because it's high in salt, chemicals and fat - which is bad for a diabetic to eat everyday. Ah well, I'm sure we'll get another apocalypse bacon sermon sometime soon.
 
We've moved on from bacon apocalypse to prosciutto apocalypse. We gettin' fancy, huh?
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I miss Bobs cooking shows. Him ranting about fat not being in sausage was amazing.
 
Hey everybody! New video, where he responds to some shit I'd said earlier on youtube, and films some commentary he's been getting from some other folks (first two minutes). Then he gets into Bible talk, about recognizing False Prophets (meh, skip) 3m-8m. He closes out with a memorable line, “God pukes at your sins!” around the 9m mark.
Doing these pictures & videos has been a really fun way to learn some new art skills. And I'll admit to having a big smile, when I was getting mentioned in Bob's videos. But I don't plan on engaging him, from here on out- I've had fun, but it's time to step back before I wear out my welcome (if I haven't done so already). I said earlier that I don't want this to drag on forever, and this feels like a pretty good time, to close things out.

So right- I'm pretty sure this is the final Docking with God, and preferably, the end of Mr Moo vs Bob McKim. I've made a couple of concessions to RLM - hopefully it's enough to disappear off his radar - and return ya'll to your regularly scheduled programming. If that doesn't do it, I'm thinking a couple months of radio silence from me, should do the trick. I'll be around, but I'm probably going to resist posting/commenting here, to show Bob that I'm serious about ending the drama.
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Hey guys, thanks for watching my videos and stuff! I had a lot of laughter/fun making them- hopefully that energy was contagious.

That's all! Have a blessed day and stuff!
 
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i thought watching him struggle to say "psudeo" was the highlight of my day

then he proceeded to google it, and still fucked it up despite the pronunciation guide being literally right in front of his face

this guy is so underrated
 
Did he miss some punctuation there....
Preaching: it just keeps going like the energizer bunny(?)

I also wondered if he noticed those comments were from Robert McKim AND Roberta McKim? He seemed to lump them in as a single source.
 
Mister Moo said:
Hey everybody! New video, where he responds to some shit I'd said earlier on youtube, and films some commentary he's been getting from some other folks (first two minutes). Then he gets into Bible talk, about recognizing False Prophets (meh, skip) 3m-8m. He closes out with a memorable line, “God pukes at your sins!” around the 9m mark.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rXIeypowuro
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I have to admit I don't watch most of these. I just love the thumbnail where his eyes are always bugging out like he's a cartoon.
 
Where did he find the money for a certified letter? Did he have to forego one of Rene's meds?
 
Kangaroo said:
Where did he find the money for a certified letter? Did he have to forego one of Rene's meds?
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Had to be that. You know he'd never go half a day without bacon, sugar and Protein Protein Protein not to mention all the other unneeded BS he insists they can't live without .
 
sikotik said:
Had to be that. You know he'd never go half a day without bacon, sugar and Protein Protein Protein not to mention all the other unneeded BS he insists they can't live without .
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It helps his 'beetus!
 
Another new video - preaching about how some words have many meanings and you need to be careful how you use them. Yup this from the guy who thinks people should stop S.O.T.P. being mean to him.

And then finishes off telling people they shouldn't buy new stuff, they should use the money to help others.
 
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