🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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It's his source of PROTIEN guys! And it's smoked, not cured with Salt, his burcher said so even though salt is the second ingredient on the package.
 
HarveySperg41 said:
It’s just him on his CB asking for gay lovers. I wonder of Rene is out having sex with multiple black men.
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He just has her rotting corpse in the background, or she is so far gone she can't even talk any more.
Ti-99/4A said:
It's his source of PROTIEN guys! And it's smoked, not cured with Salt, his burcher said so even though salt is the second ingredient on the package.
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Uncured bacon really isn't "uncured" in the sense of having no nitrites. They usually actually do cure "uncured" bacon using stuff like celery powder and it ends up containing nitrites even if the label says "no added nitrites."
 
The confusion is based on RLM's small mind thinking. He has shown in the past that he eats food drowned in oil, loaded with sugar or salt. Folks have pointed out that given his multitude of debilitating health conditions, that he should cut back on the bacon. RLM's reaction to this advice is that God says he can eat pork and it won't defile his body/soul. While bacon is pork, not all pork is bacon - I don't recall anybody suggesting that he abstain from pork roast, pork chops, roast ham or ham sandwiches - just that bacon might not be a health option (for him). In much the same way as his sweet iced tea probably shouldn't have half a sack of sugar in each pitcher. But as we know RLM is a moron, and doesn't consider his health problems to be linked to his own bad choices. Thus we get the semi-annual God says I can eat bacon/pork sermon.
 
Bob is a typical know-nothing wannabe “Christian religious scholar.” His entire religion started as a sect of another religion, but he’s very eager to tell you how that other religion was wrong about everything. It makes about as much sense as Jon Fetterman with a mouthful of peanut butter.

Any Abrahamic religious adherents should know that man was formed in God’s image and He charged all humans with treating our bodies accordingly. That means not filling them with garbage, not becoming obese and necrotic, and making sure to bathe regularly and groom fastidiously. “Know before Whom you stand.” You can tell Bob has no time for these commandments but can’t even mount a defense of his neglect of them. Bob’s religion isn’t Christianity, it’s Slobianity.
 
Long story short, somebody has sent Bob some Islomic books. He's not going to stop preaching on Twutter anytime soon though!

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RED ALERT RED ALERT BOB IS FUCKING CARRYING! I don't think I can sleep at night knowing he actually has access to firearms. RIP in advance for Rene as she will certainly perish from a negligent discharge in the cockroach infested trailer.
 
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Penis Gnome said:
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RED ALERT RED ALERT BOB IS FUCKING CARRYING! I don't think I can sleep at night knowing he actually has access to firearms. RIP in advance for Rene as she will certainly perish from a negligent discharge in the cockroach infested trailer.
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HOLY SHIT I AM PISSING MYSELF IN TERROR A GUY WHO CAN NOT EVEN STAND UP ON HIS OWN POWER HAS A GUUUUUUN@!
 
Remember when Boogie fired a “warning shot” because someone rang his doorbell and thought that was perfectly legal? Bob is definitely lower IQ than Boogie. I hope no charitable bacon delivery volunteers come to Bob’s door again. He’ll shoot to kill.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Remember when Boogie fired a “warning shot” because someone rang his doorbell and thought that was perfectly legal? Bob is definitely lower IQ than Boogie. I hope no charitable bacon delivery volunteers come to Bob’s door again. He’ll shoot to kill.
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Bob's IQ is, and I can't believe I'm saying this, much, much lower than Boogie, Wings, EDP or Chris Chan.
 
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