🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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You guys know the drill-
Watch 5:00-8:30 IMO - good stuff!
Pretty much all about false news stories, reporting that Castille was a felon. Also mentions John H Andrews (good to know @Dewsweeper is still on the scene, even if he -is- too cool to hang out with us) sent him the offending news article. Also, Bob seems to (surprise, surprise) like Fox News.

5m – Extortion? Law Book! OH BOY! 6m- YT's Robert McKim (aka CWC) is shaking Bob down for $! Also, shout out to @ImDead – I think that's a pretty strong play there, bud. But once again, I think you were unlucky with your timing. 7m- 7/10 Angry. “Sit on it, and spin!” That's pretty explicit. He's pretty smug/glad that CWC demanded money- he thinks it's all over, now.8:30+ back to debunking false news stories & connecting it to Last Days, vanilla McK. Skip.
https://kiwifarms.net/media/extortion.2168/full?d=1468200476 (Image is dead)

New McKim everybody!
Mod edit: Video as taken down by Bob.

If you only watch Bob for the LOLs, then this one's not worth it and you should skip it.

If your interest in the man transcends LOLs, you should check this one out- It's the most complete tour of his home, that we've had yet.

Detailed notes aren't really warranted on this one- He shows some food he got, from the Dover food pantry, then talks about AC units for the rest of the video. Other stuff- he can't watch his local news on TV anymore. Also, the local newswoman ran a bed and breakfast Bob + Rene stayed at (ate her food) and that's why they like her. Also, I'm reminded that Bob's handier around the house than you might think (handier than me, at any rate). And he's still battling mold - the AC unit he's trying to repair is moldy.

EDIT- Tour = 2:40-3:50 - Also, for as much complaining as he does in this one, he actually seems like he's in a pretty good mood ("good" mood being pretty relative, in this case).
 
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Hey everybody! I've been up to some stuff. Here's a new YouTube channel (https://web.archive.org/web/20160818215607/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPzZ7jewr0VDN-kfWTz-s2Q) you can check out. It's got five whole videos, two of which I'll post here.

Mod edit: The original Bisexual Ministries page was taken down (RIP). This channel contains reuploads of many of the videos: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVgQnLThlPE4EXb2qZ96FPQ (http://archive.is/9iQm9).

I was going to hold off on producing this one, but I felt like I should strike while the iron's hot.
Mod edit: This video was taken down and hasn't been reuploaded. The title was "Preaching about Law Enforcement (Die, Pigs! Die!)".

For foreigners who don't know, and for posterity's sake, there have been a number of high-profile shootings in the US recently. The 7/7 Dallas Shootings and a courthouse shooting, as well as the Black Lives Matter Movement, are dominating the public consciousness. Needless to say, it's a tense time for law enforcement, and this is exactly the sort of reckless hate speech that incites violence against them. If you'd like to join your voice to mine, in demanding that Bob issue an apology video, then you can leave him a comment here. Or at least pop his video a dislike.
Are you serious? Disgraceful. How many dead policemen will it take, until your vile blood lust is sated? A dozen? Two dozen? Will ten thousand dead policemen fill the void in your foul soul?

I pray nobody watching your video, takes your words to heart, and goes out and hangs an innocent policemen, or some poor county judge that's just doing their job, trying to provide a roof and meal for their Christian family. You're always saying that people need to listen to you, and that you have good ideas. Well today, let us pray to the Almighty One, that nobody is listening to you. Let us pray to Jesus and Mother Mary, that no one of agency finds wisdom within your reprehensible Sermon of Sickness. There's no evidence that Larry Darnell Gordon saw your disgraceful video, so count yourself lucky, this time. When the next cop dies, will you be able to say that your hands are clean? I don't think so. You need to apologize, like a good Christian. Do so, and I'll consider taking this video down.

Until that time, it stays up, as a towering monument to your immorality, your hunger for violence, and your blessing to murderers- past and present.
Isn't this how you got arrested, Bob? Threatening the mayor, wasn't it (dead image)? He also tried to assault officers with a bomb made from toilet cleaner and aluminum foil (dead image). Not a good look, Doc. [EDIT- Bob has clarified that is was one of his sons that was in trouble for the toilet bomb stuff. I'm correcting the record now, as well as apologizing to Bob, for the error - I'm sorry Doc, it was mistake, I'm sorry and it won't happen again]

On a lighter note, here's another video from the same series "Docking with God".
Mod edit: This video was taken down and hasn't been reuploaded. The title was "Preaching about True Christians".

There's at least a couple more installments to come, but I figure I'll sit on them until they become timely/relevant, or we're in another slow period- whichever happens first. Thanks everybody!
 
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On a lighter note, here's another video from the same series "Docking with God".
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R-1zozFcnPE
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Rather unfortunate choice of terminology.
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"We ate her food"

How the hell can these maniacs get away with selling air conditioners for $50 when they cost $100 used? They shouldn't be selling them for more than they are cost! And air conditioners that don't have remotes? Umm. aren't the dark ages over?

Seriously though, I'd be happy to find an AC for $50. And I don't give a shit about a remote.
I actually was starting to feel for him until that comment. Entitled cunt.

Also, I am slightly embarrassed that I know the exact layout of his trailer. Then again there are only like 5 designs, unless they get crazy and do a mirror-trailer.

And Bob, if you are still lurking, block your hallway off with a blanket or something.
 
Welcome to Conspiracy land. Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, do not feed the natives.
Basically he goes on about how there is false information being given out about the Philando Castile shooting and goes through the police radio recording to prove it. I have to admit, I am really surprised that he isn't siding with the cops on this whole thing.

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Mister Moo said:
Hey everybody! I've been up to some stuff. Here's a new YouTube channel (https://web.archive.org/web/20160818215607/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPzZ7jewr0VDN-kfWTz-s2Q) you can check out. It's got five whole videos, two of which I'll post here.
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It starts out good but then gets derailed straight into the Book of Revelation.
 
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I have to admit, I am really surprised that he isn't siding with the cops on this whole thing.
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He's a quasi-survivalist, and those types HATE (currently-constituted) law-enforcement for a variety of reasons.
 
Love how he keeps on about all his certificates - his peace officer training and most of the others are limited duration certifications - in other words you need to recertify at regular intervals, and RLM hasn't kept current on any of them.

And I may be wrong, but didn't he renounce his ULC ordination as part of his attempt to reconcile to his ex-wife?

About the only thing he has left are his honorary degrees which he obtained from the ULC, and as such provide him with standing within that organization only - if you're not a member of the ULC then they don't mean jack.
 
Hey everybody! Got an update for ya'll!

So, a certain someone left a comment, on one of my videos!
https://kiwifarms.net/media/jhacomment2.2236/full?d=1468523570
And while it had (up until now) been a point of pride that I've never had a facebook page, Andrews's offer has proven too tempting, and I have sinned (http://archive.is/KxZbp).
All these have already been added to my McKim Media Gallery, which you should visit, and give a five star rating to.
https://kiwifarms.net/media/rlm-dog.2234/full
It's weird seeing Bob smile.

https://kiwifarms.net/media/rene-loves-rlm.2233/full?d=1468523241

https://kiwifarms.net/media/portrait.2232/full?d=1468523241
JHA has a nice smile, doesn't he? It's like, it's even infected Bob, who can't help but look cheerful in this one.

https://kiwifarms.net/media/porch.2231/full?d=1468523241
You know, this is actually a really nice picture of both of them, IMO. They look like they're genuinely smiling. (Also, Dallas Cowboys? Come on now, Bob! We already KNOW you're an asshole, there's no need to rub it in!)

https://kiwifarms.net/media/poor-shadow.2230/full?d=1468523241
Not sure of the context of this one... Poor kitty.
Here's the video he sent (me) us!
I'll work on bringing him back to KF- he sounds pretty willing :)
https://kiwifarms.net/media/outside-trailer2.2229/full?d=1468523241
Pretty sure these were taken during The Roofing Saga, which was covered earlier in the thread. IIRC, most of it happened thru FB posts and YT comments.

https://kiwifarms.net/media/outside-trailer.2228/full?d=1468523241
Ultimately, it resulted in a lot of the bad blood between RLM + JHA, which persists to this day.

https://kiwifarms.net/media/jhagoldwing.2227/full?d=1468523241

https://kiwifarms.net/media/family-portrait.2226/full?d=1468523241

https://kiwifarms.net/media/da-boys2.2225/full?d=1468523241
Those have got to be the McNuggets! I forget which son it was, that had the run-in with the law... I think it was the older one?

https://kiwifarms.net/media/da-boys.2224/full?d=1468523241
Is Bob short? Because it looks like he's barely taller than the side-mirrors of the vehicle! But it could be, that it's a pretty jacked-up truck, and JHA could be like, really tall I guess? What do you think?
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Oh yeah, here's the FULL comment I left him, that he mentions in his most recent video. He sort of addresses some of the points I made, I guess. I don't think it's an apology, and/or retraction though, so the video's staying up for now.
My videos aren't deceiving anybody, nor are they meant to. As you pointed out, it's plainly visible when, and where, I've made my video edits. Well, you might argue, "You're not showing the full context of my words!" And while that may be true, there is no context which excuses your satanic embrace of lawlessness, anarchy and vigilante murder. Policemen should be hung in the streets?

Disgraceful. And you call yourself Pro-Life? It's only when it suits you. Pro-law? Only when it's convenient to your mood and opinion!

We have a legal process. It's not perfect, but it's our, American legal process. And while it isn't good enough for "His" "Prophet," it was good enough to change the world, and inspire generations of leaders and nations, to follow its light! Better men than both of us, have done their best [to] pass down a legacy of wisdom, mercy and justice, to us: Brave, wise men like John Adams, Abraham Lincoln, Thurgood Marshall, and Clarence Darrow. But no- these legal scholars were too slow, too patient for The Great McKim!

Have you ever seen To Kill a Mockingbird?

Well, it's a SHORT MOVIE if "Dr" McKim is in charge! Hang Tom Robinson in the first ten minutes! Forget the trial! And beat up Atticus Finch for running his mouth about "due process" and "rule of law." Bring back the cowboy days!

Didn't Jim Bakker have some stuff with embezzling money, and hiring prostitutes with church money? Man, back in the Cowboy Days, we knew how to handle that kind hypocrisy, believe me! Cowboy Justice! You don't come back, from that sort of justice, do you? It's a one way street! ONE WAY ONLY!

What's that? Didn't you threaten the mayor? In the cowboy days, we knew how to deal with that sort of thing! We'd come over to that person's place with some pick-axe handles, and soften up that meat, if you know what I mean. Make sure he walked (and chewed) funny, for a couple of weeks. Frontier Justice! That's how they took care of that sort of thing, back then.

For that matter, if this was "The Cowboy Days" you'd already be dead, Bob. If not from diabetic shock, or your many medical conditions, it would be from starvation- what do you think you'd DO for money, back then? There wasn't any HARCATUS, any Caresource. You'd be a beggar, dead at thirty five in the streets.

I'm glad we're in the year 2016. As much as I dislike what you say, I'm glad you're alive, and that you're getting the insulin that you need, and that you're getting food from the food pantry, and I'm glad to see my tax money is taking care of people who need it, even if they are an ungrateful grouch.

I don't want money from you. I don't have anything to do with Chrisitan Weston Chandler or Clyde Cash, and I don't care if you perform their marriage or not. I have nothing to do, with any of that. This is about you, fomenting reckless, violent hate speech, which could push unstable minds to murderous actions! Apologize, and I'll consider taking down the "Die, Policemen! Die!" video. I don't really think you mean what you said in those videos. But you need to apologize for saying them, and take down the videos where you ARE saying them. If you do those things, (and if the apology video is good) I'll take down the "Die, Policemen! Die!" video.

Until then, it's war! It's not going to stop! Believe me, the videos are going to get much worse for you.
FWIW, I don't plan on letting this play out long. "War" was a poor choice of words.

Mod edit: Unfortunately, almost every piece of media or video in this post has been lost.
 
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McKim records and posts many telephone conversations. Isn't it odd that he has never posted a conversation he had with someone from the many and various agencies he claims he will or has contacted?

Those he said he would call included, but not limited to:

District Attorney
FBI
Homeland Security
Sheriff
Attorney General
Police Department(s)
State Department

This is because he hasn't the courage to contact them or, did contact them but could not carry on a conversation because they were laughing too hard at him.
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Look who it is! (edit- Aaannnd now I remember why no one was sorry you left - bondgirl shit-posted a bunch of unspoilered, low-effort pictures of no consequence/humor - now it's gone)

In other news, I was up late working on my latest video project, and it turns out someone else was up early! (edit- we're in different time zones)
No notes on this one- there's a minor bit of bible reading, but the rest is all highly watchable IMO (although I'm biased). ALSO, I said "jurisprudence" and that's what sent him on the whole, philosophy tangent.

But this video makes me very, very happy! I don't know if it's an apology, but it's at least apology-ish. I'll decide later, if it fulfills enough requirements to take the video down. But Bob said "I'm sorry" and that's further than I'd thought he go! (actually he doesn't quite apologize- but he's remorseful in tone)
 
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Love how he keeps on about all his certificates - his peace officer training and most of the others are limited duration certifications - in other words you need to recertify at regular intervals, and RLM hasn't kept current on any of them.
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Well, unless he reminds everyone that he has all these certifications, no one will actually believe that he does. Same reason he continually brings up his credentials of ministry.
 
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Well, unless he reminds everyone that he has all these certifications, no one will actually believe that he does. Same reason he continually brings up his credentials of ministry.
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It's because they're the only things in his life that shows he's achieved anything - he also harps on about his school certificates of participation: Best attitude, Biggest smile, Most authoritative hall monitor, etc. He celebrates his 91IQ claiming he's not stupid - which is true, if he dropped a point he would be classified as stupid, and I'm not sure he realizes the IQ max is not 100!
 
-EDIT- I'm re-formatting it now. He's read it, mission accomplished.

I'm using The Farm to talk to RLM. He doesn't publish my comments on youtube- which doesn't bug me, in and of itself. It was enough for me, that he was reading them. But then he chops up what I've said, and uses the parts that he likes, in his videos.
Where have I heard that before?
[Also, sorry for how it's spaced-out. I've formatted it in a way that I think will make it easier for him to read, on the first pass. I'd spoiler it, but I'm not sure he gets how that works. So, I'm posting a link to here, in the comments of his most recent vid. We'll see how it all plays out.]
- NOTES - This one's a mostly academic lecture, on the delicate balancing act of effective policing, proper education, community outreach and how Bob is basically a real police officer. While it's not interesting, exactly, it's strange to hear Bob talking about nuance and gray-areas. Skip it, I guess? Definitely not LOL, if that's your only interest in Bob.
13:40 - Kiwi Farms is bad.
14:26 - IN DEPTH about The Toilet Bomb Incident. Must watch, for historians. Mommy issues! Also worth mentioning- Bob wants us to take down the screenshots, of the psychologist's report.
18:40 - Get right with God before it's too late, etc.
TL;DW = Not LOLzy but more interesting than typical vids, IMO.

To Dr McKim,

I've prayed on it, and I feel like Jesus is telling me, that nobody likes to be criticized, and nobody likes to be wrong. Getting angry, and looking for excuses - that's just a natural, human reaction.

I think it's in our blood, and everybody has that instinct.

For my part, I regret the tone of my harsher criticisms. If I had to do it over again, I might use a softer approach.

I hope you've been thinking and praying, as well. I hope the sting of my words/video has healed some, and that you can look at yourself today, with a fresher, Godlier mindset.

Please, Bob- press play on the video below. I have your video set, to some bad things you said, that you don't really believe.
Dr McKim - can you really say, that I've twisted your words out of context? Please, don't read this angrily - How can you have that video up, and call yourself "Pro-Life?"

I don't think you can.

Pro-Life is all or nothing, isn't it? It's like abstinence, or smoking cigarettes. You're either doing it, or you're definitely not doing it.

"When are we going to start doing what we used to do, and just hang them?"

Sometimes The Devil disguises sinful blood lust as "Justice" Dr. McKim. I hope you see that.

Yes, I took some stuff you said about your time in REACT, and edited it into my video (dead link), to make it more shocking- and I admit that it was a bit unfair of me. I made it sound like you're talking about all cops, when really, you were angry at a few murderers with badges.

I share your anger. And your hunger for justice. That's why I'm open, to taking my video down.

But there's no point in me taking it down, as long as your video is still up. The one, where you romanticize anarchy in the streets, and brutal, mob murder.

Please- It's not Christian, and it's un-American. That video needs to come down, and I hope I've made you see that. Every second that video is up, is another second you can't call yourself Pro-Life.

For now, my video is staying up. Because, I feel like Jesus is telling me, that there's more of your truth in it, than my lies. For now.

Let us pray for the day, that both of our awful videos can be removed from the internet.

And I think that you should make a better apology than you have- not to me, but to your Christian audience. And to our brave guardians of the law: local and national, blue collar and white collar.

But I'm not going to use an apology as a bargaining chip, or tie it to demands.

I'm just telling you, that I'm praying you see the wisdom in saying, "I'm sorry, people. I really messed this one up. I will learn from this mistake."

Because really - When you have truly humbled yourself before God, humbling yourself before your fellow Christians is easy. Don't you think so?

I pray you have a blessed day, Dr. McKim; with so much of His Joy and Grace, that it spills over to fill the hearts beating around you.

Maybe you can give Shadow an extra cat treat, today? Cats don't live forever, and they don't get into Heaven, do they?

And maybe you should tell Rene, just how much you love her. It sure seems like you love her a lot. How much earthly time, do you have left together? Not enough, I'd reckon. None of us do, really.

Can you see the sun set, from your porch? Sounds nice. Maybe a little iced tea in the evening? Listen to a song you like? IMO, you can't go wrong with Kind of Blue.

And I pray that His Love and Wisdom guides us both, to a wise and amicable agreement, regarding those terrible videos.

PS - As a gesture of goodwill, I've changed the title of my video to something, less offensive. You still won't like it, but that's kind of the point.
So, he made another video. And he addresses us/me.
If you've been following the drama, the first half is definitely worth a watch. The back half is typical McKrap.

I'm setting the cops video (dead link) to "unlisted." Not because of anything he's done. In spite of it, actually. I just feel like this should be over, it's not particularly fun to talk about. He'll probably try to claim it as a victory, but whatever.

How about a new video, in the Docking With God series?

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Mister Moo said:
So, he made another video. And he addresses us/me.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KKkiE30PO74If you've been following the drama, the first half is definitely worth a watch. The back half is typical McKrap.

I'm setting the cops video (dead link) to "unlisted." Not because of anything he's done. In spite of it, actually. I just feel like this should be over, it's not particularly fun to talk about. He'll probably try to claim it as a victory, but whatever.

How about a new video, in the Docking With God series?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s6kiiSujJu4
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Hands down the best 'Docking with God' yet, I could not stop laughing. I'd rate you Winner twice if I could.
 
Mister Moo said:
So, he made another video. And he addresses us/me.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KKkiE30PO74If you've been following the drama, the first half is definitely worth a watch. The back half is typical McKrap.

I'm setting the cops video (dead link) to "unlisted." Not because of anything he's done. In spite of it, actually. I just feel like this should be over, it's not particularly fun to talk about. He'll probably try to claim it as a victory, but whatever.

How about a new video, in the Docking With God series?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s6kiiSujJu4
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This is the instructors edition! :story::popcorn:
 
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