🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Doesn't he usually say, "Robert -L- McKim senior?" He left out the "L" this time, for whatever reason.

He mentions Bible study, and Judah (which he pronounces judea) 1m-3m Bible Reading, 3m - "The US is allowing LGBT to become pastors and stuff" They did the same thing in Judah, and provoked God to jealous anger. God love us, but he hates our sins, and is going to come wipe us all off the face of the earth. 4:40- The church has become perverted, because it's allowing sexual sins of people, I can be LGBT and still call myself a Christian. Bob's really pissed off at the Christians that don't get it. 6:30 - Some notable repetition, says "we're going to be out of here" a few too many times.

7m - This is shaping up to be another one of those technical videos, where he spergs over the minutiae of how/when The End Times happen. I'll finish the video, and I'll add/edit in notes if anything BIG happens, but my Spidey-Sense is telling me that this is a boring video, full of boring crap, and isn't really worth taking explicit notes on, past this point.

14:20 - medical stuff, if you can't get enough of hearing about Bob's issues, and want to hear about vitamins and generic brands. Foot pain features prominently.

17:45 - CLOSING is notable, IMO. "But people... They don't care... They don't have a heart. They don't know what true love is!"
 
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Bob got an apartment in Scio in April of 2006. Before he moved in there, he volunteered with Coshocton for their DAT Team. After moving there, he tried to volunteer with the Muskingum Lakes chapter of the Red Cross (Tuscarawas, Harrison and Carroll counties) but he didn’t get an answer back from his many applications.

When he moved into his new apartment, the manager who was a Christian told Bob that since he was a man, he could fix things around there. The manager smoked, rubbed snuff, and chewed tobacco and yet he called himself a Christian.

As Bob was putting food in the pantry, he found a piece of paper that had a list of everything that was wrong with the apartment. He took the paper to show the manager. The previous tenant’s mother was in the office as Bob went in and the manager said to her, “Look What Your Daughter Left for Him to Find.” (I have no idea why he capitalized every word)

Bob had to fix the phone junction box in the kitchen because it was hanging out of the wall. Bob also had to have the phone company come in and fix the one in the bedroom because it wasn’t working. He found out that there was no connection in the wall in the bedroom and he had to buy one to have the phone repairman put in. The repairman also found out that there were two phone lines coming into the apartment. He told Bob that the other line was in the box in the living room across the wall from the one in the bedroom.

Bob started dating again and met three other women online. One woman wanted Bob to wait to see her so she could lose some weight before he met her. She was trying to control Bob by telling other people that they were a couple in the chat room where they met. Bob told her it wouldn’t work and stopped talking to her.

Bob met another woman north of Columbus. She was in a wheelchair and had spina bifida. Bob dated her for a year. He was going to Belmont Technical College in August 2007 for a degree in mental health before he met her. He was going over to her house on weekends and in between quarters. She wanted Bob to move over near her so they could be closer together, but Bob said he didn’t want to move until he got his degree.

Bob broke it off with her. He met another woman in Canton. He went to her apartment and found out that she was married and she wanted an extra man for her and her husband who was bisexual. Bob told them he was not bi, but they wouldn’t take no for an answer. Bob had his first three way and left.

After that, Bob’s ex-wife wanted him back in her life again and Bob was going over to be with her during the weekends of the month. Until there was a night when a friend stayed over because he was drinking way too much and he wouldn’t stop talking about how Bob’s ex-wife told him that Bob was not helping around there like he should and that she wanted Bob to help with paying bills more.

Bob kept telling him he had an apartment to pay for and he wanted to get to sleep and Aunt Thelma needed to get to bed to go to work. Bob’s ex-wife was letting him go on and on and on. After returning home she told Bob that her ex-boyfriend who was gay was back in town and she was seeing him again.

Bob was working on his associate’s degree and he decided to continue going to Belmont Technical College for his degree. While he was going to college the manager would keep asking him why he was going to college. He would tell Bob that he shouldn’t worry about getting a degree in psychology because a minister don’t need to know that psychology. Bob lived in that apartment for four years and one evening during a thunderstorm his computer was hit twice through the phone line. Bob had a surge protector on it that paid for a new computer.

Bob started to visit a next door neighbor woman and they became friends, just good friends. She would fix supper one night or order pizza or have Bob go get something at the dairy bar in Scio. Bob would also fix supper and take it over and they would sit and watch TV and talk.

She would encourage Bob to keep looking for someone. She once told Bob that he might find someone in college to be with. Bob was looking, but no one stood out or even wanted to be friends really. There was this one woman that he was to partner up with in class, but something was said between some people and she quit coming to class and Bob had to work by himself.

People were more into wanting to just get through class and get back home. Bob did have some friends in college. One girl was getting married and Bob overheard her saying that the minister she wanted backed out. He told her he was a minister and licensed to marry. She asked Bob if he’d do an outside wedding on Halloween. Bob told her he would and she gave him the time and told him where she was having it. There were others Bob got along with, but no one he had a personal relationship with.

After living there for two years, Bob met his fiancée/wife that he is with now on another online dating site. They met and she moved in with him on June 29, 2008. After she moved in, their rent went up by more than double. She is also disabled with cerebral palsy, but the manager kept saying there can only be one person in the household eligible for the disability discount.

After Bob met Rene, she told him that as a young girl she was molested by a step-father, cousin, and a female babysitter that led her to wanting to experiment with her own sexuality with both sexes. She told Bob she had experimented with one of her sisters and had a three way with an ex-boyfriend and a female friend. She said she liked being used by others in bed and that led to her and Bob having a few three ways with other people.

Rene was having problems with anxiety and depression and kept saying she wanted to kill herself. She went into the Ten Lakes center twice and then she was in the Bridgeport hospital. They went over to her old apartment in Bloomington, Indiana to get her things to bring over to her new home with Bob. Where they were there, they hooked up with one of her female friends and slept in the same bed nude. The next morning they had sex while the other girl watched and helped with holding his privates at times when it would come out during intercourse.

After they got back, she was having more depression. Bob told her that he had a dream that they were with someone else and she got sick really bad and the doctor in his dream said that it was from having sex with more than one person at the same time. Bob told Rene they needed to stop what they were doing and ask God through the love of Jesus to forgive them.

Rene and Bob got back under the blood of Jesus again because you can fall from grace with God and Jesus when you allow your addictions to take a hold of you. Rene wanted someone to love her and take care of her, but she was also used to everything that had happened to her back in Indiana.

Rene had been with Bob for three months now and then the effects of Hurricane Ike hit inland North America in September 2008 knocking out power for all of Ohio for a day or two and others for a week or more. Luckily the power was off for only a day in Scio. While they were without power, the Scio fire station was open for anyone without power. Bob had on his Red Cross shirt he bought when he was in Mississippi and he told the fire chief that “I’ve volunteered” with the Red Cross and that he was a ham radio operator and offered his help.

Later, on September 22, 2008, Bob received a letter from the Muskingum Lakes chapter of the Red Cross telling him that they received a call from Harrison County that Bob was representing the American Red Cross and that since he had not been active with them, his past training is outdated.

Like he said, Bob had been trying to apply to become a DAT volunteer with the Muskingum Lakes chapter of the Red Cross. But, every time he would do the online application or stop in and apply they would tell Bob they couldn’t find his application. It was making Bob wonder why. He was thinking that it could have been something to do with the story in the newspaper of the felony that was later dropped to a misdemeanor. It is so easy for people to forget all the good works you do and never forget the one thing you did wrong.

Bob was having problems with black mold growing in the walls and in other places in the apartment. Bob went to him (the manager?) and he told Bob to wash it with bleach and water. Bob tried that, but it didn’t work as well as using straight bleach. He had to wash the walls once a week with bleach. He was also having problems with the stove shocking him when he would clean up a spill while he was cooking. He told the manager about that and all he said was that they were to be getting new stoves in. There was another evening that his VCR/DVD player was hit by lightning through the cable line.

A while back Bob got a bill for the court cost that he owed in Tuscarawas County court for $100 for the case with the threat to making a false alarm. Bob borrowed the money from Nelson Miller, a Mennonite pastor friend and had paid him back some of it until he found out that she (his ex-girlfriend) had burned his study books and degrees from the Universal Life Church. He paid a lot for his degrees and he had to pay more money to get new copies.

They went over to her (Rene’s) parents for Christmas in 2008 and after returning home they stopped to see his sons and his ex-wife had a girl and a husband staying with her. His ex-wife told him that she was bisexual that day and she kissed her girlfriend on the lips. They left and went home.

They went back over again in 2009 to her parents for Christmas, but they didn’t get very far. They got into Indiana and she was getting sick. Her left foot and leg were getting hot to the touch and red in colour. They stopped at Major Hospital in Shelby, Indiana and they put her in the hospital on three or four antibiotics. They were both at the hospital from Christmas Eve until the following Monday.

They went on over to her parents and left on Wednesday to come home. They went back over in 2010 for her family reunion and again for Christmas. They went over early in 2011 for an early Christmas and were told that they were not having any family get-togethers for Christmas in 2012

Bob’s ex-wife had many other women living with her and she would even stay away for months at a time to be with other women. She said that she is bisexual, but Bob feels that she is more of a lesbian than bisexual. She has had more women in her life than men. Bob has felt that there was something wrong with her since she was pregnant with their first son. She would go a friend’s a lot and that was the woman that tried to make a pass on Bob.

While they were living in Scio, they were receiving help from Harrison County Job and Family Service for food stamps and help for gas and to go to doctor appointments. The case worker that handled the NET (Non-Emergency Transportation) gave Bob the rules where he had to let them know three days before the appointment and she would call it into a gas station of their choice in Scio.

There was the Baker’s IGA and Circle K. They chose Baker’s IGA. Things were going great until one day on a Wednesday, when the case worker was not working that job and will not take phone calls for gas on Wednesdays. The gas was not at the IGA so they could get the gas to go to Rene’s doctor appointment. They had to go back home and cancel the appointment because they counted on that gas to be there.

The problem is that this had happened several more times. Bob was talking to a friend that went to Belmont Technical College that told him she had also been having problems with getting gas from the case worker as well. She had an appointment to take her baby to the Children’s Hospital in Akron when she went to get the gas, it wasn’t there.

The problem is that the state’s rules say that people that have their own transportation are eligible for the NET. Bob thinks that the case worker was making mistakes to get people to take the Harrison County Rural Transportation (HCRT). They had to take the HCRT for every appointment or use their own SSI for gas.

Bob graduated from Belmont Technical College in June of 2010 with an Associate’s Degree of Science in Mental Health Technology. He started an online class with the University of Phoenix for a BA in psychology and human services.

Bob only took 3 classes then he came down with pneumonia. He was not able to get on his computer for a whole month until he felt better. During that time, he was trying to put his classes on hold.

They told Bob he could only do it for a brief time or he’d have to withdraw. He told them that he was too weak to get on his computer to submit any work. They expected him to submit work once a day for 4-5 days in a week. He could not do that and they had him withdraw.

They wanted Bob to pay them back the money they sent him in his overage. He was living on SSDI disability and he could not do that. Bob got an attorney to get them to forgive what he owed. It too k a while, but after some convincing they forgave what they said he owed them. It was not his fault that he came down with (Not joking.. no end to this sentence)

Bob’s fiancée/wife had a case manager who was coming to see her and she told Bob to make the manager clean the mold or they should move out because it was making them sick. Bob turned the manager in to the Rural Development. It only made things worse with the manager.

The manager came in one day and was complaining about all Bob’s stuff that he has and he wrote him up for having dirty drip pans on the stove that were so rusty they had holes in them. There was no way to clean them because they were so thin from all the rust. He was picking on them for everything he could. Bob bought a small pup up camper (pop up camper?) for his Radio Patrol and ministry and the manager wrote him up for that. It was fine for him to park a school bus in the parking lot, but not a small camper that didn’t weigh very much?

The manager would complain that Bob kept it too hot in his apartment when he would come in to write him up or work on something. Bob showed him that it was only 75 in the apartment. Bob’s toilet was not fastened to the floor. The bolts that held it down were rusted off. He came in back in 2007 before he met his fiancée/wife and told Bob that he had to order the parts. Bob went back to him from time to time and he would say that he’d have to check to see if they came. He finally got the parts in 2009 to fix the toilet. One day when they were inspecting the apartment they found that the exhaust fan in the bathroom had quit working. They had to replace it with one that they took out of the bathroom in the community building. When they were working on it, they took out a gallon of water from the exhaust tube that was just placed under the insulation. The winter of 2009-2010 was a hard winter with lots of snow. The manager would not clear the snow off of the sidewalks until it stopped snowing and there was over three feet of snow on the sidewalks. He told Bob he had to dig himself out if he wanted to go someplace.

With the black mold and all the problems he was having with him and the apartment, Bob tried to write letters to the owner about the manager with no avail. Bob had no choice but to take and withhold three months of rent to move out.
Here's the letters that he speaks of. Sorry for the camera pictures.
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I thought I had more Facebook posts to back some of this up, but alas I do not. Bob includes pictures in his book of the mold, but I have them pulled off of his Facebook so they can be seen better.
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Also, for a Holy man, he has a lot of threesomes, clearly out of wedlock. And even with a married couple.
 
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Also for an incredibly fat and disgusting man.
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Having been a neighbor to a few trailer parks and a nudist colony (which was also a trailer park) I'll say this if you're looking to have some orgies or three-ways....

As the saying goes, "The odds are good, but the goods are odd."
 
Hey @ImDead - I've got a couple of questions for you, if you don't mind! Really, I meant to ask this stuff a lot earlier, but you showed up at a weird time (5 Bob videos in 48 hours, after a month of radio silence) and it sort of got lost in the shuffle.
  1. How long have you been engaging RLM, and how did he first show up on your radar? (also - do you have any content featuring you + McKim we haven't seen, that you can share with us?)
  2. Were you aware of the Traisinseuksalai Kajornachaiku stuff, while it was happening? If so, do you have any stories or insight from that time?
  3. It seems like you've been following Bob for awhile- do you have any favorite videos, that might have escaped our notice? Bob's got a pretty big video library, as you know, and I can't shake the feeling that there's a couple of gems, still hidden away in there. Know of any?
New video! Notes to follow...
He finally changed shirts! Notable quote - "I don't pretend to be better than anybody else!"
Also, it seems like Bob has picked up a couple of local fans!
Bob was on facebook and ran across some comments that he didn't like, about some pictures that he posted on "The Freepress, here in Carrolton" about a fire burning at NA tire. (I think THIS is the publication he's talking about, but I couldn't find anything noteworthy). I guess there was a fire (chemicals + rubber), and multiple fire stations were called out. 3:30 - Some ppl were saying "They watched his videos," and... He loses that train of thought and starts talking about his "Fear God" shirt. 4:50-5:30 BIBLE READ + Scipture Analysis.
5:50 - "Some people think it's just 'religion.' I don't have RELIGION! I'm not trying to be HOLY!" "I don't HAVE religion- I'm not trying to be holier than righteousness... Holy means to be whole, in our spirit. One with God! It doesn't mean, that we're supposed to pretend to be better than somebody else. I don't pretend to be better than anybody else! I just prete- I just know things, that only comes from The Holy One! "
7m- back to talking about shirts? Nope, Bible reading + anal 7:20-9:20.
9:20- ONE OF THE PEOPLE, that commented, wanted to "meet and greet," wanted an autograph! If any of YOU want to meet and greet with Bob, he'd be HAPPY to discuss stuff with you. Bob isn't looking for people to follow him, like little lost pups (RLM can't be bothered with any of the heavy lifting of being a pastor). 10:40 - Bob spends Wed nights at Bible study. 11:20- America is ready for Rapture - America is letting SIN take over.
12m- "To the people who watch my videos, I'm not looking for fans! And really, I'm not looking for people to criticize me, either. But it seems like there's more people that want to criticize me, and put videos on THAT WEBSITE. In order to MOCK me! They're SCOFFERS, and they're MOCKING ME! Because they don't believe the truth! "You know, one of the people that watches me (JHA?), they need to get their head out of their you-know-where, and they need to talk to Rene." I guess she's been pretty sick, and RLM wants to talk, and fill them in on all the health developments. 14:20- Rene was running a fever of 99, and her blood pressure isn't good either - Bob is worried, Rene is worried, SOME OTHER PEOPLE (JHA?) should be worried, too. The doctors aren't moving quickly enough (tests are taking too long) in Bob's opinion.
15m- "And to those that DO watch me, and follow me, and are my FANS or whatever, true believers... I need all the prayers I can get! Asking for his healing power!"
16m- With GOD'S POWER, you can give up drinking, smoking, homo-ness! GIVE IT UP! "Don't pretend to be MORE RIGHTEOUS than somebody else!"
 
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Hot off the presses! Less than an hour old!
EDIT - This is another one of those, "We are living in the last days, people!" videos, and not a particularly entertaining one, at that. About HALF of the video, is RLM filming Jim Bakker talking about The Rapture. Bobby also talks about ISIS, and the Attaturk Airport bombings, tying it to the Apocalypse, and wraps it up with a "Get right with God, before it's too late, people!" I'd say you can skip watching this one.
 
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Mister Moo said:
EDIT - This is another one of those, "We are living in the last days, people!" videos, and not a particularly entertaining one, at that. About HALF of the video, is RLM filming Jim Bakker talking about The Rapture.
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Does McKim blow his tard bucks on those shitty Jim Bakker survivalist food buckets?
 
Mister Moo said:
Hey @ImDead - I've got a couple of questions for you, if you don't mind! Really, I meant to ask this stuff a lot earlier, but you showed up at a weird time (5 Bob videos in 48 hours, after a month of radio silence) and it sort of got lost in the shuffle.

1) How long have you been engaging RLM, and how did he first show up on your radar? (also - do you have any content featuring you + McKim we haven't seen, that you can share with us?)
2) Were you aware of the Traisinseuksalai Kajornachaiku stuff, while it was happening? If so, do you have any stories or insight from that time?
3) It seems like you've been following Bob for awhile- do you have any favorite videos, that might have escaped our notice? Bob's got a pretty big video library, as you know, and I can't shake the feeling that there's a couple of gems, still hidden away in there. Know of any?
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Back in December I was searching for the most recently posted videos on YouTube for "Walmart canned chunk chicken" and Bob was showing off his food pantry haul which included several cans of this stuff.
My first interaction with Bob had to do with a video he made of him singing. You can read what happened in the comments (Mod edit: Comments are gone).
I talked briefly to TK back then and complimented them on their work with Bob.

One of my favorite moments is when Bob talks about 991 calls.
Mod edit: Bob took this video down.

I was playing this next video in the background while doing some other things and I couldn't stop imagining that he was describing Rene's vagina. I died laughing.

Mod edit: Fixed some of the video links.
 
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Hey I'm reposting one of I'm Dead's videos, cued-up to a notable part - Bob talks about John Andrews going onto that talk show, and being a super-controlling husband - wasn't it "The Sally Jesse Raphael Show?" YUP!
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He blames Andrews's controlling behavior for the strained relationship. I wonder when John FIRST became the anti-Christ, in Bob's mind? Also, I would LOVE to see that talk show! My YouTube + Bing efforts have proven unfruitful thus far...

Okay, you might also want to check out 7:18-8:00ish for rambling, repetition and Bob's mega-sense of entitlement. "Peas and carrots! Peas and carrots! GREEN BEANS!"

Also, he finishes rather strong in this one - starts about 23:00, and he starts really cooking around 23:35! 8/10 Anger!
 
Mister Moo said:
Also, he finishes rather strong in this one - starts about 23:00, and he starts really cooking around 23:35! 8/10 Anger!
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He's really stress testing that anti-shake shit YouTube uses to the point the background looks like a bad acid trip.
 
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Okay, you might also want to check out 7:18-8:00ish for rambling, repetition and Bob's mega-sense of entitlement. "Peas and carrots! Peas and carrots! GREEN BEANS!"
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There is a really old video, where he claims he knows what it means to go without food, because for an extended period of about a week, all his parents had for them to eat was Green Beans and Yellow Beans. Green Beans. Yellow Beans. Green Beans. Yellow Beans. Green Beans. Yellow Beans. Green Beans. Yellow Beans......

I was thinking they should have changed it up a bit and have had Yellow Beans, Green Beans on Sunday.
His Green Bean, Yellow Bean rant @ 7:28 (though you need to wade through to 10:12 if you want to bypass his "long story, short", it's rather rambling with many squirrels).

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Hey everybody!

I made a music video and I hope you enjoy it.

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