🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I missed this. McKim is chimping out about Chris and the Farms.

(The comments in the post directly above are from this video.)
I haven't watched all 15 minutes of this retarded babbling and rambling.

Mod edit: Video was a reupload of an older Bob video.
 
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Bob met this woman from Michigan and she moved in with Bob in Ohio. Bob’s parents were not happy with her and wouldn’t let him or her stay with them. He had a conversion van but it wasn’t big enough to live in. They lived in it and hotel rooms until they rented an old mobile home in Coshocton.

They lived there for a while until Bob caught her on the computer late at night exposing herself to men on the computer. He had the sheriff come and talk to her about it. She got mad at Bob and started taking off at night. Bob found out that she was going and talking to another man in the mobile home park.

She went shopping one day with some neighbors and came back with more than they needed. She bought two, three or four of everything. This happened during August of 2005 and then Hurricane Katrina hit. Bob told her he wanted to help because he had all the training with the American Red Cross. She was not happy. Bob’s youngest son, his girlfriend and her brothers were staying with them and one evening something his girlfriend used for stress relief got broken and the beads that were in it all came out. When she got home from visiting other men, she got mad and went off on them. She yelled so much that a neighbor girl came over to try and talk to her. She had small children that were being kept awake. It worked until the neighbor went home again at which point she started yelling again.

Bob was trying to go to bed when his girlfriend was sitting on the floor in front of the bedroom door and wouldn’t let him in. She had a radio and was threatening to play it loudly and wake up everyone in the park. Bob pushed his way into the bedroom and she got mad and hit him in the face and scratched his arm. The neighbor girl came and saw what was happening and called the police. When the sheriff came they told his girlfriend that they could charge her because Bob had scars and she was the one yelling. Her dog got scared and ran off and it took 2 weeks to get her back.

After all of this, Hurricane Katrina hit on August 2005. Bob told her he wanted to help because he has all the training with the American Red Cross. She was not happy. She thought he was going to leave her. Bob went to his parents for a week when they were on vacation. When he got back to Coshocton, he started taking training to go wherever the Red Cross sent him. Bob was also finishing up his home course with Stratford Career Institute for his diploma in Psychology and Social Work. He earned his diploma with a 95% passing grade and had it sent to his parent’s so his girlfriend wouldn’t destroy it.

After he got done with his training and while he was waiting to see where he was going to be sent, it got cooler and Bob went to turn on the furnace and smelt gas. Bob tried to call the landlord’s handyman but there was no answer so he tried to call the landlord who owned a used car lot and other rental properties in and around Coshocton to tell him about the gas leak, but he couldn’t get a hold of him.

One day Bob was driving his Dodge Ram 250 van uptown and his girlfriend made him mad so he gunned the motor fast when the light turned green and the transmission went out. He had to get a tow truck to get his van and take it to his parent’s place. He stayed with his parents to get the van and one day he got a call from Krick (the son’s girlfriend I believe) that his girlfriend was throwing everything of his out. When he got there, his girlfriend had locked herself in the bedroom and all of his stuff was out in the yard. Bob needed help so he called his parents. He also got his ex-wife to help. His girlfriend was calling the sheriff a lot until they came by to tell her they were going to arrest her. Bob moved in with his parents and one day he got a call from Krick saying that his now ex-girlfriend was having two men over and one of them tried to have sex with her.

Bob got a call in October to go to Gulfport/Biloxi Mississippi and they would fly him there. He left on October 4, 2005. He stayed at the air force base in Gulfport/Biloxi. All of the volunteers stayed in a big building and there weren’t just Red Cross volunteers, there was also search and rescue, electric power and college students working through AmeriCorps. Bob was first stationed at the Biloxi community center where it was hit hard passing out cleaning supplies, water and some food.

Bob worked there for three days until the Red Cross shut it down and then they had him do some odd jobs at the head office. He worked there for another two days until they found him a place at the Gautier community center where Red Cross had a shelter set up. Bob worked in between intake and food distribution. There were four young female volunteers through AmeriCorps that were stationed there. They were working to get a scholarship for college.

There was a young man who was a firefighter from Pennsylvania and he and a young college girl hit it off and hooked up. Bob was just teasing them one day and said they’d make a good couple. They became a couple and slept together until the manager got sick and had to be flown back home. The assistant manager took over until they sent a young man to take over that was doing something other than managing. They turned him in because he wasn’t doing things right. He woke Bob up one night and said he was snoring.

Later, the assistant manager got sick after visiting New Orleans and had to be flown home. The Red Cross then put out a warning that no one was to go to New Orleans on their days off. Bob got 2 days off every other weekend. On his first weekend off, a nurse took him around to see the destruction in and around Gulfport and Biloxi. They drove around for hours and went back to the Air Force base to visit some people and eat some good food at the catering company that provided the food for the volunteers. It got late and they went back to the shelter.

On Bob’s second weekend off, he drove the car around the area with another nurse friend that he had made down there. She was interested in looking at headstones and finding out about people who died and putting the information on a website. Bob stopped at a shop where they were making shirts and hats for the volunteers. He bought 4 shirts and 1 hat. They drove around for hours and went to the shelter. Bob had a good time meeting new people and helping people as well.

There was a social worker that came there that took over for another one who left when her 3 weeks were up. The new social worker was an older lady but she asked for Bob’s advice on some of the people there after he told her that he was a pastoral counsellor and he had a diploma in psychology and social work as well. There was an older lady that stayed in the shelter until her home was fixed but she kept coming around to visit another older lady in the shelter.

The social worker asked for Bob’s advice on what he thought the reason was for why she kept coming around when she had no reason to. Bob told her what he thought and she gave him an assignment to try to talk to the lady and try to get her community help if she needed it.

Bob worked the assignment until a bunch of new people came in to disband the shelter and move everyone either to a camper or the ship.

This was when Bob and four others were about to head home. They had to go through the out processing and they had to stay one night at the Air Force base. Bob got home and his parents picked him up on the evening of November 14, 2005. They stayed at a hotel in Canton before returning home. Bob was told that his now ex-girlfriend had gotten a U-Haul truck and moved back to Michigan.
 
This "movie" project has been stagnating for awhile- I haven't figured out where I want to go with it, visually. But it did lead to this picture, which continues to crack me up- something about the way he's staring RIGHT AT the viewer, it just makes me laugh.
https://kiwifarms.net/media/moldfinger.1914/full?lightbox=1&last_edit_date=1465545205
I still feel like there's a good movie poster in there somewhere, and MOLDFINGER is a pretty good title for it, but I can't figure it out past that. One of these days, maybe...

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NEW McKIM GUYS!

The first half of this one is medical stuff, the back half (8:30 on) is typical McKim.
He says he hasn't made a vid for awhile, because of his and Rene's health issues, particularly Bob's foot. Dr. thinks Bob might have a tumor, pressing on a nerve in Bob's foot, and has ordered a new pair of shoes for RLM. 3:11 - Rene's been dealing with chronic ?science-titus? (some sort of sinus thing). Got a CAT scan, the gal's got a polyp growing in her sinus cavity, she's been getting prolific amounts of mucous, apparently. 8min in, we're getting a major play-by-play about what it's like for Rene.

8:27 - Bob's still getting comments for that Donald Trump + food stamps video he did awhile ago (here we go, getting towards some vintage McKim). 11:47 Cancel that, Bob's still hung up on comments made four or five months ago.

12:40- 14 Bob's shirts are crafted! He gets them at a flea market, from a lady that does them. He got'em because they're God-y, and he got 2 for ten bucks. 16:30 - A guy at Wall Mart saw Bob's shirt, and said "that's good." Bob seems pretty proud of that.

17m - ends with a bit of bragging. "I'm super wise and have good judgment"
 
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I need to catch up on this thread so bad and binge watch me some Bobert.

Also Bob came out with this today saying how all the people who were shot in Orlando deserved it. He's such a dick lmao.
 
ANOTHER VIDEO! Notes to follow...
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Meh, have to rate this one 2/10 - pretty boring.

Not really worth taking notes on this one, as it's almost 100% Biblical shop-talk; analyzing the minutia of God's end-time prophecy. Also, LGBT is wrong and God is using ISIS to punish the homos. Towards the end of the video, he mentions that Rene's latest health incident has escalated from a vanilla sinus infection, to a full-on staph infection.

I'd say you can give this one a miss.
 
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meatslab said:
I need to catch up on this thread so bad and binge watch me some Bobert.

Also Bob came out with this today saying how all the people who were shot in Orlando deserved it. He's such a dick lmao.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SZtmQ4-Ejt4
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It really doesn't matter what the terrorist attacked in Bob's eyes. If it was a biology conference that was attacked, then God was using ISIS to punish us for believing in evolution. If it was a pig farmer convention then God was using ISIS to punish us for raising the price of bacon which is a sign of the apocalypse.
 
Triggered Fivehead said:
Someone who lives in the US should report him to the feds. He deserves nothing less.
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Gloating over the deaths of innocent people isn't illegal here. If it was, the Westboro Baptist Church crazies, among others, would have been put away long ago.
Still -- fuck Pastor Slob for turning a horrific massacre into a talking-point for his brain- and heart-dead pseudo-theology. He deserves whatever vveening is coming his way.
 
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PurpleSquirrel said:
Gloating over the deaths of innocent people isn't illegal here. If it was, the Westboro Baptist Church crazies, among others, would have been put away long ago.
Still -- fuck Pastor Slob for turning a horrific massacre into a talking-point for his brain- and heart-dead pseudo-theology. He deserves whatever weening is coming his way.
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Oh, yeah I forgot about those fucks.

Still, karma is a bitch for poor Bob. His life must be hell.
 
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