🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Here's a parable

Jesus and his disciples are walking to Judea. A courier runs up to Jesus and says, "You must be Peter. Here is a letter for you from your family."

Does Jesus
  • Smite the courier for making a mistake?
  • Throw the letter away?
  • Give the letter to Peter?
Well Jesus ain't got time for this shit and smites the courier. Then he throws the letter away. When the group arrives in Judea they go to Peter's family house. Nobody is there. They ask the neighbors what happened. "Pete's family moved. Didn't you get the letter?"

The apostles look upon Jesus. He just shrugs and says, "Was not my job to give incorrectly delivered mail to my brother"

Moral of the story: Do the least amount possible. Be a dick for the sake of being a dick. That lady in lot M has never given me any money so fuck her.

Amen.
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I was in the process of writing something similar, but your's is better.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Here's a parable

Jesus and his disciples are walking to Judea. A courier runs up to Jesus and says, "You must be Peter. Here is a letter for you from your family."

Does Jesus
  • Smite the courier for making a mistake?
  • Throw the letter away?
  • Give the letter to Peter?
Well Jesus ain't got time for this shit and smites the courier. Then he throws the letter away. When the group arrives in Judea they go to Peter's family house. Nobody is there. They ask the neighbors what happened. "Pete's family moved. Didn't you get the letter?"

The apostles look upon Jesus. He just shrugs and says, "Was not my job to give incorrectly delivered mail to my brother"

Moral of the story: Do the least amount possible. Be a dick for the sake of being a dick. That lady in lot M has never given me any money so fuck her.

Amen.
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Bob will be using this at his Lighthouse Bacon Ministry for his Easter sermon. Then he will demand all the kiddies turn over their baskets of candy.
 
Poutine It Here said:
Bob will be using this at his Lighthouse Bacon Ministry for his Easter sermon. Then he will demand all the kiddies turn over their baskets of candy.
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And for the 12th year in a row, the theme of the church festivities will be PAJAMA PARTY!
 
Here we go!!

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Bob, do you feel bad about hoarding all those food cans knowing there are women and children who can't get them because you hoard them all?

Have you considered ever giving away all those cans of food to those in need because that is what Jesus would do, and you want to be like Jesus right???

Right???? You know Jesus is going to judge you on that and deny you heaven right????
 
Dirty Harry said:
Bob, do you feel bad about hoarding all those food cans knowing there are women and children who can't get them because you hoard them all?
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Bob thinks God owes him something. When he complains about people like his church fellows or my namesake not giving him even more free money, he’s saying God hasn’t given him what he needs and deserves. His ingratitude is directly tied to his lifetime of poverty and dependence on taxpayers.

Bob should be thanking God 24/7 that he’s even still alive, has a rolled roof over his head, and clearly is in no danger of going hungry. Instead of praising and thanking God, Bob whines online about how God still hasn’t met his needs. What an ungrateful brat.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Bob thinks God owes him something. When he complains about people like his church fellows or my namesake not giving him even more free money, he’s saying God hasn’t given him what he needs and deserves. His ingratitude is directly tied to his lifetime of poverty and dependence on taxpayers.
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I’ve noticed Bob try to spin that his poverty mean that he is saved and favored by God. He
 
HarveySperg41 said:
I’ve noticed Bob try to spin that his poverty mean that he is saved and favored by God.
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Sounds exactly like someone who can’t read Hebrew, Aramaic or Greek yet thinks he has deep insights into scripture. Hard to take anyone seriously who can’t do even minor exegetical analysis of primary sources yet says they’re all-in on a religion they’re clueless about. When it’s a supposed Xian “clergyman” it’s even more hilarious. Bob’s not a Xian; he’s a hedger.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Sounds exactly like someone who can’t read Hebrew, Aramaic or Greek yet thinks he has deep insights into scripture. Hard to take anyone seriously who can’t do even minor exegetical analysis of primary sources yet says they’re all-in on a religion they’re clueless about. When it’s a supposed Xian “clergyman” it’s even more hilarious. Bob’s not a Xian; he’s a hedger.
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Excuse me but Robert L. McKim Sr. runs a soul clinic. You can tell by the stack of worn out tires on the porch. He has never had a disappointed customer. That might be because he's never had a customer, but that's besides the point. Do you have a Bible that's completely covered in yellow highlighter and underlined? I didn't think so. Did you pay $100 for a fake diploma? No. Evangelist Dr. Robert L. McKim Sr. of Carrolton, Ohio is for real. So just sotp it already!
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Sounds exactly like someone who can’t read Hebrew, Aramaic or Greek yet thinks he has deep insights into scripture. Hard to take anyone seriously who can’t do even minor exegetical analysis of primary sources yet says they’re all-in on a religion they’re clueless about. When it’s a supposed Xian “clergyman” it’s even more hilarious. Bob’s not a Xian; he’s a hedger.
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He can't even read english instructions on a coffee maker!!
 
I encourage all Hackers to consider contributing to Sam's Gofundme page.
He needs money for new scanners to help his community.
Sam is not a piece of shit scammer, like Bob. He truly provides a service to his community.
See Bob, people do help people.
They just don't help you!
Think about it, you know I'm right!
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God is blessing Sam Davey in this work to get this scanner.
God blesses Kiwifarms by always giving them a path to remain on the internet
God does not bless those who covet, break God's law, and hoard worldly goods like Bobby.
 
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