🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Imagine being such a coward that you won’t even go to the Post Office to file a complaint, even though it upset you enough to make a YouTube video and dox an innocent woman (who’s now got a $100 Visa gift card coming from me and another $250 pitched in by the hacking team co-managers). Bob is afraid. He knows his imaginary friend JC isn’t with him and can’t protect him. So Bob just sticks to screeching like a banshee on YouTube. He’s terrified of going to the Post Office loooool.
 
Dirty Harry said:
Yup. We are all in this as a team even though we fight like cats and dogs, we all have common assclowns to make fun.

Edit: Bob put up a new video with racism and hate against Muslims in it at 10:25 (he is questioning what religion the mail carrier is thus it would explain her hatred of Christians).

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Showing that I was talking to the US Postal woman carrier on 2/20/2023

I saw the US Postal woman carrier came into the mobile home park and I went out to talk to her about what she did on Saturday. She said that she was being st...
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I was so bored with today's video that I didn't even hear the Muslim comment at the end.
Bob, you're a fucking low life, bigot.
And you wonder why absolutely no one that you've ever come in contact with has anything to do with you.
The only reason Rene is in that trailer with you is she has no other option and is probably stuck in her chair.
You sit inside your metal health hazard, tugging on your pecker, and reading your hate filled comic book.
You mock muslims but worship an imaginary, evil god, who supposedly drowned every baby, toddler, handicapped child, pregnant woman, and everyone else on the planet, because he was disappointed in what he created.
Go fuck yourself!
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Imagine being such a coward that you won’t even go to the Post Office to file a complaint, even though it upset you enough to make a YouTube video and dox an innocent woman (who’s now got a $100 Visa gift card coming from me and another $250 pitched in by the hacking team co-managers). Bob is afraid. He knows his imaginary friend JC isn’t with him and can’t protect him. So Bob just sticks to screeching like a banshee on YouTube. He’s terrified of going to the Post Office loooool.
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But you know Bob has sent out a bunch of emails complaining about it... I'm going to email the post office about the racist statement Bob put up about the mail carrier. And speaking of Rene, where has she been in these videos?
 
Why the hatred toward Muslims Bob? Christians, Muslims and Jews all worship the same God. Being hateful isn't very Christian of you Bob.
 
Did Bob just throw his coffee maker on the front porch?
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Henry Mitchell the PI said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I8JMnEA7RLE

My guess is that Bob bought a "hot" (stolen in case you are reading this Dr.) and they told him they couldn't give him a refund.
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Frozen, liquid, and gaseous states.

Boiling water evaporates to steam and coffee grounds and coffee filters absorb water.

Wet coffee grounds weigh more than dry coffee grounds, due to the water they absorbed.

Very simple concepts to understand.

However . . . .

Slob's utter and profound stupidity, or 'stoopideeness', prevents him from grasping these simple concepts.

This spectacular demonstration of how profoundly retarded Slob is, reminded me of a kid that lived in our neighborhood.

Matt was a good friend, a really good ice hockey defenseman, and a really smart kid.

Except for one thing.

For some reason, he couldn't understand and comprehend why when ice cubes melted in a glass, the fluid in the glass didn't overflow.

We tried to explain to him that an ice cube displaces the fluid and when it melts it doesn't add to the fluid.

His folks tried to explain it to him.

The science teacher at school tried to explain it to him.

The science teacher went so far as to explain to Matt that the fluid level very slightly drops when an ice cube melts because ice cubes contain air and take up more space in a frozen state.

For some reason, it just didn't click with Matt.

So, we made fun of him for years.

Every time I put a few ice cubes in a glass I think of Matt and chuckle and remember how much of a dumbass he was.

However, Matt eventually figured it out.

He went on to receive a Ph.D. in Euclidean and non-Euclidean geometries from Carnegie Mellon University and a Ph.D. in Theoretical Physics from MIT and was a Professor of Theoretical Physics at MIT for 33 years.

Slob continues to be utterly and profoundly stupid.

Even with all those degrees he has under his belt.

Hey Slob! Which weighs more? 5 pounds of lead or 5 pounds of feathers?

Take your time and have a cup of coffee before you answer.
 
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Hey Slob! Which weighs more? 5 pounds of lead or 5 pounds of feathers?
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You could give him 10 tries and allow him to use Google to find the answer and he’d still get it wrong. That coffee maker video is one of the funniest, most pathetic things I’ve ever seen. Imagine how hard the employees at Müeller (which Bob cannot pronounce) have been laughing at him.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
You could give him 10 tries and allow him to use Google to find the answer and he’d still get it wrong. That coffee maker video is one of the funniest, most pathetic things I’ve ever seen. Imagine how hard the employees at Müeller (which Bob cannot pronounce) have been laughing at him.
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No wonder he can't figure out the coffee pots, Slob is on Pacific time!

Pacific time, get to the Pacific time, get it to the right time.

This clown is pathetically hysterical!
 
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Hey Slob!

Here's something you can do in your spare time, which is all of your time.

Go back and find where I wrote I hate Christians and Christianity and that I am a Muslim.

Since you read at a 9-word-a-minute speed, I'll give you a few months to complete the search.

Slob, you can't put words in your own mouth. Don't put words in mine.

ps - While you're searching for phrases and sentences that do not exist, search for an attorney who is competent and experienced in federal and state court proceedings.

You're going to need one, or more.

Have a blessed day, you ignorant, bigoted, pig-sty dwelling, perverted, retarded, clinically diagnosed as delusional, selfish, scamming, bisexual, useless piece of shit, crybaby fucking asshole.

pps - Listen up, Mr. Twisty. I told you that if you showed Rene in a video and I wouldn't call in a welfare check.

Don't twist that around or put a Trump-like spin on it.

How you twisted that, got to my hating Christians and Christianity, my being a Muslim and, you're not being able to figure out a coffee pot to a reputable manufacturer being a scam company is delusional behavior.

But that's you, a delusional retard that twists everything around so you don't look like an asshole.

If you disagree, drag your fat ass to my homes in the Seychelles or the Bavarian Alps and convince me otherwise.

I wouldn't come within 50' of the giardia-infested shithole you call home.

I'll be here in Bavaria until March 11 and in Seychelles from March 11 to September 16.

You're the fucking coward.

Come on over fatass.

Do it soon, before you're declared a flight risk to avoid prosecution and be unable to leave the United States.
 
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No wonder he can't figure out the coffee pots, Slob is on Pacific time!
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I laughed so hard at this last night.

Also, that poor mail woman. My husband was hoping she would break out the dog spray they carry and give him a good shot. I personally was rooting for her to tell Bob, Allah told her to deliver that box to his trailer.
 
Allah hu Akbar

The last time I spoke with Deputy Kuester, he shared with me that he felt that he was ill equipped to handle someone with the amount of mental deficiencies that Bob displays.
As of last week, Mr. Kuester has completed Crisis Intervention Training that should help him when dealing with Bucket Head Bob.
It's good to see that the local constabularies take their jobs seriously.

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John Andrews Stan said:
Bob could get paid to be the chimp who tests the trainees during the mock confrontation. But that would be an honest living so Bob’s not interested. Only stolen funds for him!
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He IS the chimp who they will have to deal with in real life.

"This is Robert L. McKim. I'm out on root 15 by the cee-ment plant and a black Ford pick-up truck hornked their horn at me! You're only allowed to hornk your horn in event of an emergency! He broke the law! Then he passed me on a double yeller no passing zone! He's gonna kill someone! He's goin' about 40 in a 35!"
 
Poutine It Here said:
Bob is getting a tad spicy about being confronted over doxxing a poor innocent woman.


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Hey Bob, time to put down your Bible and pick up a dictionary!
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Bob doesn't think that others know what it's like to get someone else's mail?
I live in a newer neighborhood and get other people's mail a couple of times a month.
It has actually been a great opportunity to meet a few of my neighbors.
Then again, I don't live in a fucking Concentration Camp, like Bob.
I can't imagine what it would be like to be so hateful.
Hey Bob, what would Jesus do?

I think that Bob believes that his "you know what" doesn't stink!
 
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Poutine It Here said:
Bob is getting a tad spicy about being confronted over doxxing a poor innocent woman.

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Hey Bob, time to put down your Bible and pick up a dictionary!
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Here's a parable

Jesus and his disciples are walking to Judea. A courier runs up to Jesus and says, "You must be Peter. Here is a letter for you from your family."

Does Jesus
  • Smite the courier for making a mistake?
  • Throw the letter away?
  • Give the letter to Peter?
Well Jesus ain't got time for this shit and smites the courier. Then he throws the letter away. When the group arrives in Judea they go to Peter's family house. Nobody is there. They ask the neighbors what happened. "Pete's family moved. Didn't you get the letter?"

The apostles look upon Jesus. He just shrugs and says, "Was not my job to give incorrectly delivered mail to my brother"

Moral of the story: Do the least amount possible. Be a dick for the sake of being a dick. That lady in lot M has never given me any money so fuck her.

Amen.
 
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