🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Today's cut-and-paste graphic, eliminating embarrassing spelling or grammatical errors, prophetic sermon from the trailer park.

Also, to be more accurate, Slob should change 'Solemnize marriages' to 'Sodomize marriages' in the Intro., to advertise the bisexual/threesome component of the Bacon Lite Ministry.



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This guy is absolute gold lol. Every single petty issue & minor inconvenience in his life is a sign of the apocalypse.
 
Hoffman Agent 47 said:
This guy is absolute gold lol. Every single petty issue & minor inconvenience in his life is a sign of the apocalypse.
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That is so true!
One time Walmart didn't have a specific item that they once carried and he somehow connected it to the stupid comic book that he reads.
We're in the end times, people!! Listen before it's too late!!
I guarantee all the hackers will be eating, drinking, and being merry, when Bob's fat carcass fails him, which, by the way, I predict will be in the next year or so.
 
Poutine It Here said:
RENE IN THE FREEZER *RENE IN THE FREEZER * RENE IN THE FREEZER
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Good luck finding the freezer that would accommodate her. It would have to be a full walk in unit. Bob would need to have it built into the trailer and he can't even be bothered to fix the leaking ceiling leaving mouldering insulation hanging over thier heads for the past several decades. She'll self mummify right in that disgusting recliner. I'm pretty confident that he will outlive her. I feel sad for her family. They have tried to be supportive but there is only so much that they can do with someone like Rene and they don't deserve to have someone like Bob in their lives. Rene is definitely not a pleasant human being, and she has a criminal record and I'm not going to make any excuses for her, but she is intellectually and physically disabled. Both Bob and she are grifters and have just enough brain cells between them to be crafty. Not as crafty as they would like as we keep seeing Bob flip out whenever yet another bs scheme falls through and nobody feels sorry enough for him to give him what he wants. I don't want anyone to die,but I know that the only thing keeping the Bob trailer home solvent is having two grifters in it. Neither of them have family that will let them move in. I want to see the Bob eviction saga. Bob at the ymca.
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Oh, it's coming!
This current situation is not sustainable.

It's the main reason that I stick around. To witness the final train wreck when Bob is no longer able to steal Rene's money.

Think about it Bob, you know I'm right!!
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Slob has many times encouraged his YouTube viewers to report him if they think he is breaking the law. To that end, Ohio Attorney General David Yost, Matt Damschroder, Director of the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services, and the Office of the Inspector General of the United States Social Security Administration have been made keenly aware of Slob's financial history, his power of attorney for Rene, and his alleged disability. Each will begin investigations, individually and collaboratively.

There is an old saying - "Be careful what you wish for."

Of note: "The offices of the OAG, ODJFS, and US SSI OIG do not disclose, confirm, reveal, comment, or provide information pertaining to open and ongoing investigations."

Slob can call these offices as often as he wants and be told precisely that.

However, when the time comes, he will be the first to know.
 
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He’s her authorized payee. That means he gets her checks and is meant to spend it ONLY on her care. Any overages he is supposed to put in a savings account for her which he does not. He squanders it on whatever he feels like.

Bob has pulled this scam with I believe two other mentally retarded people in the past.
 
crayolasword said:
He squanders it on whatever he feels like.

Bob has pulled this scam with I believe two other mentally retarded people in the past.
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Such godly, selfless & charitable behaviour from the world’s greatest minister.

Exactly what Jesus would have wanted. Well that and to “preach” about how not being able to buy a particular brand of hot dogs with food stamps is a sign of imminent Armageddon.
 
Evidently you guys haven't read the story in Bob's comic book where Jesus took money from the poor and bought himself a police scanner.
Get with it, people!!
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crayolasword said:
He’s her authorized payee. That means he gets her checks and is meant to spend it ONLY on her care. Any overages he is supposed to put in a savings account for her which he does not. He squanders it on whatever he feels like.

Bob has pulled this scam with I believe two other mentally retarded people in the past.
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Sounds like they need to audit has book keeping. But most of all should a 71 IQ person be a payee? Something tells me Rene has a higher IQ.
 
Poutine It Here said:
Sounds like they need to audit has book keeping. But most of all should a 71 IQ person be a payee? Something tells me Rene has a higher IQ.
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How do you think Rene is smarter than Bob?

She shits herself and her parents got her sterilized because she was so retarded they didn't want her to reproduce. She robbed a bank in broad daylight and walked next door to spend the money. She has like 20 Facebook accounts because she forgot her password. Bob actually talks like a person. A retarded person, but a real person. Renee talks like she's a sentient bowl of Jell-O. Bitch needed a ramp installed for her to get into the trailer but can get into the CAER BEAR mobile which is much higher.

Explain how Rene is smarter or just sotp.
 
I think Rene is smarter in the sense she is a better manipulator than Bob. Look at everything Rene can get out of Bob, computers, phones and now a smart watch.

She has learned to use her disability to get stuff, something Bob has not mastered.
 
Bob is functionally retarded, meaning he could be trained to do jobs like push carts at Walmart and can do things like pay his bills (although with government money) and live somewhat on his own. He can drive a car barely. His physical health isn't that good anymore either. He'll have to be institutionalized one day.
 
Great seeing all of you at our annual Hackers dinner tonight.
What a pleasant surprise it was to have recently retired Carroll County Commisioner, Jeff Ohler join us for drinks.
Jeff had us all in stitches, as he shared stories about Bob and all the nonsense that Carrollton has had to deal with over the years.
If any of you didn't get a chance to speak with Mr. Ohler, he wanted to thank all of us for our part in shutting down the Village Idiot and making Carrollton a safer place.

I couldn't be more proud of all of you. Here's to 2023!
Another year of Bob being irrelevant!
 
Dirty Harry said:
Bob is functionally retarded, meaning he could be trained to do jobs like push carts at Walmart and can do things like pay his bills (although with government money) and live somewhat on his own. He can drive a car barely. His physical health isn't that good anymore either. He'll have to be institutionalized one day.
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He will end up in a nursing home, and not a nice one with Amish aides either.

Tonight's meeting really inspired me to look more deeply into this man we know as Slob. Please indulge me if I make multiple posts. I have taken to the newspaper archives to learn more.

In 1988 Bob was already bugging law enforcement. Forget fighting crime, come talk to us on a CB while we play Smokey and the Bandit.

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In 1989 Bob realized his LEO larping group required money so why not sell candy to the masses!

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By 2000 Bob had kids. The bullies were not happy only harassing Bob, they had to go after Bob Jr who went into the family business.

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In 2005 when Huricane Katrina hit Bob decided to play Red Cross Aid Worker.

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Poutine It Here said:
In 1989 Bob realized his LEO larping group required money so why not sell candy to the masses!
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He used to be a member of a legitimate radio club but stopped paying his dues. He kept going to meetings, though. Eventually they told him he wasn't welcome to attend any more unless he pays for his membership like everyone else. He argued that he shouldn't have to pay since he is disabled and can't work. They told him not to come back. That's why he formed CAER, so he could continue to say he's a member of a radio club.
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In 2005 when Huricane Katrina hit Bob decided to play Red Cross Aid Worker.
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I think the story with that is he went down to work with the Red Cross and lied about his certifications. He got found out and caught a lifetime ban from ever working with them again.
 
1998 was a tough year for Bob. How dare someone tell him not to use channel 9. Screenshot_20230113-010502~2.png

In 1999 the hackers started with Bob. His credit card was used without his permission. Screenshot_20230113-005908~2.png

In May of 2000 Bob's claim to fame happened. Was it truly over yard waste or was Bob still fuming over his credit card being used?? Screenshot_20230113-010054~2.png
 
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