🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Yaks said:
Do they ever bring up UFOs? He seems to post them a lot as some sort of proof of conspiracy or coming of the end.
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AnOminous said:
They could always rob a food bank.
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I think they already do. Copious videos complaining about the wrong sort of food that they get from food banks - like they're forced to take everything they're offered. Maybe he thinks it's his civic duty to ensure other needy folks don't have to make a choice to take bad food. You know the whole - it's ok for me to do bad stuff, but if the rest of you do it, then you're doomed to heck and beyond.
 
If aliens do visit our planet, let's all hope they do not land at McKim's trailer park and Mckim is the first human they encounter.

That will make the population of Earth look very, very bad.
 
@Dewsweeper

I turned straight for you.
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EDIT: In other news, Bob has yet to release a video, but has been happily posting tragedies and anti-islamic content on to his facebook since this morning.
 
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OH GOD OH GOD MY HEART IS POUNDING

way to turn me into a giddy schoolgirl, @Dewsweeper

Anyways, the rest of my conversation with JHA. Did you know Rene used to be. . .normal-ish before she met Bob?

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In the other screencaps I posted, Rene was married to a Jerry Zumpe, hence the different surname. I'm pretty sure her current surname is actually "Jackson"? This was in 1998, so Rene would have had to have been 19 at the time this card was written. Rest assured, @Silvana Rosechu --- she was sixteen when JHA came into her life, so he can't be the same stepfather that supposedly abused her as a child, assuming Bob didn't just make that part up.

I have another theory, but here's a transcript of the card to JHA first:
To: John H. Andrews

From: Rene C. Zumpe

The dearest most lovable most under-standing stepfather I ever had and knew in my life. Sometimes in my mind I wanted you for my real father, but I am glad you are my stepdad. You are always here when I have any problems about and bible. (?) I dedicated this bible to you with love you gave me during past three years. Hebrews 12: 1-10 reminds me how you would descipline [sic] us girls because you love us like how God chastened his children to follow him

Love always

Rene
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The "discipline" part worried me for a second---maybe JHA was abusive?---but I don't think that's the case. Here's what I may have happened:

  1. Theory #1: Rene was abused by a stepfather at sometime during her girlhood. Bob knows that JHA has been Rene's stepfather for years, & automatically assumes he was the abuser.
  2. Theory #2: Rene was pretty unruly back in the day, & JHA likely had to step in & tell her to stop acting like a 'tard. So she probably said something to the effect of "JHA is a hardass who disciplined me all that time" & it came out of the Bob-to-Autism translator as "JHA sexually abused me as a child."
  3. Theory #3: Rene was never abused at all. When Bob was first writing his book, he liked to threaten people who disagreed with him on Facebook with "writing about them." This could be him trying to smear JHA out of spite.
  4. Theory #4: Rene was actually abused by a stepfather, but Bob never specifies who because he is dumb.
Here I asked if he & Rene were close.
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Notes:
  • JHA & Rene's mom suggested Rene get her tubes tied when Rene started having sex because she could barely take care of herself, let alone a child (or her cat). Ultimately, Rene made the decision to undergo the procedure herself.
  • Rene was always a problem child, but JHA really does care for her
  • JHA thinks Rene could get better, but she needs more people riding her ass --- her downfall started not only when she met Bob, but also when she started cutting out her family, caseworkers, etc.
  • JHA had doubts about Bob from the start
  • Bob Jr. legit has Asperger's
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
OH GOD OH GOD MY HEART IS POUNDING

way to turn me into a giddy schoolgirl, @Dewsweeper

Anyways, the rest of my conversation with JHA. Did you know Rene used to be. . .normal-ish before she met Bob?

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In the other screencaps I posted, Rene was married to a Jerry Zumpe, hence the different surname. I'm pretty sure her current surname is actually "Jackson"? This was in 1998, so Rene would have had to have been 19 at the time this card was written. Rest assured, @Silvana Rosechu --- she was sixteen when JHA came into her life, so he can't be the same stepfather that supposedly abused her as a child, assuming Bob didn't just make that part up.

I have another theory, but here's a transcript of the card to JHA first:

The "discipline" part worried me for a second---maybe JHA was abusive?---but I don't think that's the case. Here's what I may have happened:

  1. Theory #1: Rene was abused by a stepfather at sometime during her girlhood. Bob knows that JHA has been Rene's stepfather for years, & automatically assumes he was the abuser.
  2. Theory #2: Rene was pretty unruly back in the day, & JHA likely had to step in & tell her to stop acting like a 'tard. So she probably said something to the effect of "JHA is a hardass who disciplined me all that time" & it came out of the Bob-to-Autism translator as "JHA sexually abused me as a child."
  3. Theory #3: Rene was never abused at all. When Bob was first writing his book, he liked to threaten people who disagreed with him on Facebook with "writing about them." This could be him trying to smear JHA out of spite.
  4. Theory #4: Rene was actually abused by a stepfather, but Bob never specifies who because he is dumb.
Here I asked if he & Rene were close.
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Notes:
  • JHA & Rene's mom suggested Rene get her tubes tied when Rene started having sex because she could barely take care of herself, let alone a child (or her cat). Ultimately, Rene made the decision to undergo the procedure herself.
  • Rene was always a problem child, but JHA really does care for her
  • JHA thinks Rene could get better, but she needs more people riding her ass --- her downfall started not only when she met Bob, but also when she started cutting out her family, caseworkers, etc.
  • JHA had doubts about Bob from the start
  • Bob Jr. legit has Asperger's
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Easy there Boldy don't cream your jeans just yet.
Edit: but since John has got past our super sekret firewalls and pass. I guess you can cream them now.
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if john actually starts posting in this thread i can't wait for the whining that'll come from bob. we are living in the last days, peepul
 
I'm all for women choosing what to do with their bodies, but god damn I'm so glad she got her tubes tied when she did. As John said, SHE had to make that decision and in conservative areas that shit is so hard to get done, even with children, and especially so young. So Rene must be a pretty big shithead to have had doctors so willing to do this procedure.
 
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