🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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This one's actually sort of boring except for the first few minutes, where he accidentally reads "harder" as "Hitler." Oh, and @BOLDYSPICY! , he addresses the issue of the broken toilet on the porch: he was saving it to plant flowers in. No, seriously.

 
This is a typical whining video, with 2 interesting items:

1.) Never interrupt Pastor Blob when he's 'taping.'

2.) A reference made to Pastor Blob spending Rene's college funds (overage,) on himself.

Not surprisingly, Rene flunked out. And, unlike the leaking roof, that cash cow dried up.


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Bob McKim has been described as one of the best cows since Shaner. Enjoy.

I just read that entire thread and all I can say is, replace trains with Jesus and radio and I would swear they were separated at birth.
 
OOne of the better McKim videos, IMO. Steady doses of anger, a lot of voice cracking, a lot of vitriol directed at the one and only JHA (who makes an appearance), and a couple of interesting new tidbits from Bob's personal history.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jWw4ebgZxXE
18 March 2016 – preaching that people that peter jesus timothy
-a lot of voice cracking, Anger video = We are living in the last days! JHA! Evil! anger at 2:58: JHA gets yelled at.4:10- Someone in Delaware, sending JHA money? 4:30 Video from JHA “You're positioned right between biggest douchebag and the biggest lie.” “Bob, we are not made in God's image, because if we were, we'd be invisible and speechless.” 6:06- response- a bird he heard? “I heard something-.” 6:44- about being fired. 7:12- won an unemployment grievance, his explanation for being fired. 8:50- That's how god works- you guys aren't going to like God's wrath- JHA going to beatup Becky? Bob doesn't want anything to do with JHA 10:50-Bib read- 11:30- You hate me for preaching- voice break- “you call me names!” 13m- theological reason to exile JHA from The Church. 14m30-bib read 15:54- Jews who think we shouldn't eat pork- 16:40- BR 17:36- right back to hating on JHA. 18:20 “The short of the long is...” we are living in the last days, and JHA is proving God's endtime.
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JHA is god's endtime. Semper fi to all armed and based John Andrews.
 
Mckim just might be the Aryan ideal.

He takes handout money from ZOG, contributes nothing to society and spends his time shitposting IRL on a comfortable recliner. He knows about work and is smart enough to avoid it.;

He is a prophet, he is a leader.
 
just look at his where he cook.. it fu..... messly do he every get food posing food here food there food and pan everywhere he have no place to put his crap

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you use oil that is why he do nut see any grese

It's fucked up Jen.
look up at one piont of this video and look at the lights it's in mass

he gose blah blah blah as his food cooks and burn next time dr bob keep you on the food and not on you cam or you will brun down your home

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now it's bacon time and remend he oiled his pan befor he cook this bacon

he sat down and lifl his cooking to burn with watching it

i have leven one in food safely what had seen his cooking place give me nightmails
 
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=uSbcV90vJWUjust look at his where he cook.. it fu..... messly do he every get food posing food here food there food and pan everywhere he have no place to put his crap

Clean the damn kitchen! I don't care how disabled you are, you can clean a little bit per day - throw away old applicances and expired food & organize that shit. If you have all this time to put out crazy vids on youtube, you can clean the place where you cook food so that you don't get food poisoning.
 
Clean the damn kitchen! I don't care how disabled you are, you can clean a little bit per day - throw away old applicances and expired food & organize that shit. If you have all this time to put out crazy vids on youtube, you can clean the place where you cook food so that you don't get food poisoning.
you are so right on that
 
If something bad happens to other people, it's God's holy wrath upon the heads of sinners and the heathens. If something inconvenient bad happens to Bob, it's an awful injustice and proof that there is no Christian love and charity left in this world.

Okay then.

Cats and really any animal are a luxury. They get sick like any other mortal being and they cost money to keep healthy. I hate when people realize they can't afford to have pets and have to give them up or die from neglect. I know the fundie Christians who believe the earth is only 6000 years old most likely also believe only humans have souls so it doesn't really matter what happens to some cat living with two human garbage bags in a trailer in Ohio.

That's absolutely correct. But it must be stated that shit does happen from time to time, and pets can definitely cause some shit. And then that shit piles on top of other shit, and next thing you know you're swimming in shit. That's why you always go to the same vet as much as it's possible, and work towards building a good relationship with them. Vets are vets because they love animals, and care about their welfare. They also don't want animals to die because if there's no animals to treat, they don't eat. A lot of vets will offer a payment plan if something catastrophic happens, especially if they're the only one close by and it's difficult for their customer to avoid the bill by just going to a different vet. (I had to do this myself not too long ago. I felt and still feel awful about it.) It is entirely possible that Bob's cat is just having trouble with the infection reoccurring. This can happen with both people and animals, regardless of how well either of them is taken care of. However, we know that Bob's trailer isn't sanitary and he's a history of royally pissing people off. I also wouldn't be surprised if he's a history of running out on the bill. It obviously can't be proven without being there, but I think the chances are very high that Bob took the animal to the vet once and didn't go back. Unless there's a diatribe on Youtube about the awful service and unchristian ethics of his vet, I'd lay a decent amount of money on him taking the cat to the vet, the vet prescribing antibiotics and giving instructions for further treatment, and Bob getting bored of it three days later and stops treating the cat.

In spite of all his failings, Pastor Slob is a babe-magnet.

On the left, the former Mrs. Barb McKim. And on the right, Mrs. Barb McKim and Mrs. Cheri McKim.

To the best of my knowledge, Pastor Slob did not officiate at their wedding.

The former and present Mrs. McKim: https://www.facebook.com/barbmckim?fref=ts

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They're sure as hell not oil paintings, but hopefully they're happy together. Happy for their own sake, and happy because it'd drive Bob insane on so many different levels.

(Ta muchly for the following screencaps, @Silvana Rosechu :) )

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This is part of the reason I'm not a teacher. If I had to put up with kids turning this stuff in every day, I'd go postal. I'm going to try to figure this one out. Here goes:

- Bogan stepfather was on television talk show with ex wife because he as a control freak and didn't change his underwear. He was also in the army and this also had something to do with why he was on the talk show. Fucked if I know why this is so.
-Control freak bogan stepfather wants Bob to take down post that says that Renee will not have any contact with mum and stepfather from now on.
- Post that says that Renee will not be having any contact with mum and stepfather doesn't actually say anything bad about them, so therefore posting on Facebook saying that wife won't talk to her family is not at all upsetting and does not have any highly unpleasant connotations stemming from it.
-Apparently, Bob putting up this post has something to do with Renee making too many Facebook profiles, and that Renee's mum thinks that Renee should not have a Facebook profile at all.

The more I stare at this, the less sense it makes. On the one hand it implies that Bob is trying very hard to cut off Renee's contact and relationship with her family. On the other, Renee's family sounds very much like they're treating Bob like a slow-in-the-mind and are pissed off that he's trying to cut contact, but are not actively worried about her welfare. I think?

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I know that prophetic dreams have had a long and rich relationship with Christianity going far back before Christ actually appeared, but I've always been puzzled how "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live...When you enter the land which the LORD your God gives you, you shall not learn to imitate the detestable things of those nations. "There shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or his daughter pass through the fire, one who uses divination, one who practices witchcraft, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer, or one who casts a spell, or a medium, or a spiritist, or one who calls up the dead" fits into all of this. Surely dreams count as 'omens', right? And honestly, going back over the centuries of witch persecution, it seems like rich people were viewed as holy mystics while poor people were tortured to death as witches when both of them started talking about seeing visions. Given that Bob is poor, can we burn him to death as a witch for practicing divination? Not saying we should do it, I'm asking for the sake of intellectual exercise.

It's pretty easy on the surface to assume that Bob is controlling Renee and that they're in an unhealthy co-dependent relationship. But when you go back a little further, every time she wants a new computer, he goes out and gets it. Every time she wants him to do something, he does it. Everything I've read or personally experienced with co-dependent relationships tells me that this isn't co-dependency. Bob'd love it if it was, but it's pretty clear that he's stupid in a way that has nothing to do with literacy, he's ineffectual rather than dominate, he's annoying as fuck rather than intimidating, and he is so. fucking. easy. to manipulate. Renee is by no means a genius, but to me all signs count towards her being incredibly lazy and with some small skills herself at manipulation. Think about it: all he does is drive around and obsess about money in between Youtube videos, and all she does is sit around and screech (that voice... oh god, that voice...) until Bob gives her whatever she wants. As far as she's concerned, it's a good life (besides the gangrene).

Also, why the fuck don't these two write their profiles and passwords down? I know they're stupid but fuck, after they lost the first two or three you'd think they'd make some sort of list and stash it somewhere.
 
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bob you need to read this on food safely
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_safety

i wish i can a food safely guy to you to see that mess you call a kitchen

so you hate all trans even trans fat so this fat like dress up in ladys fat get up that we eat too next you will all the trans fat or eveil like us tranys
 
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- Bogan stepfather was on television talk show with ex wife because he as a control freak and didn't change his underwear. He was also in the army and this also had something to do with why he was on the talk show. Fucked if I know why this is...

So, I can demystify this a little bit for you... TV producers will put call outs at the end of an episode, like "Is your husband controlling your life and you're sick of it?" and they'll get a bunch of calls. So they'll go through messages call people back, talk and stuff- and like a sports scout/coach, the best producers can sniff out the people that will play well on their show.

Couldn't find the video on YT, but I bet if we did, we'd see more of the JA we love- he's a sarcastic smart ass, who I'm guessing is also pretty quick witted. If nothing else, we know he can deliver prepared material like a motherfucker. So, a TV producer sniffed out that JHA was a sarcastic smart-ass, who didn't mind hamming it up for the cameras in exchange for an expenses-paid weekend in NY.

So, Becky (Rene's mom, right?) probably calls in as a half-joke. And there's likely some essential truth to JHA being a hard-ass. Anyway, producer calls back, talks to everyone and says "hey, this could play well on TV, would you mind playing this storyline, to fit into this episode we're putting together?" BAM, weekend in NY and lady gets to meet Sally Jesse Raphael. That's what I think happened.

Also, I think Glass Houses is pretty right-on with the Bob/Rene dynamic.
 
Every video of his could be summed up as,
Long story short, I NEED HELP AND I NEED IT NOWWWWW!!!
Muh Daddybetis, Muh back, Muh arthritis I can't work, etc.
PROTEIN, PROTEIN PROTEIN!
Yet I keep clicking and watching more of them.
 
I know that prophetic dreams have had a long and rich relationship with Christianity going far back before Christ actually appeared, but I've always been puzzled how "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live...When you enter the land which the LORD your God gives you, you shall not learn to imitate the detestable things of those nations. "There shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or his daughter pass through the fire, one who uses divination, one who practices witchcraft, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer, or one who casts a spell, or a medium, or a spiritist, or one who calls up the dead" fits into all of this. Surely dreams count as 'omens', right? And honestly, going back over the centuries of witch persecution, it seems like rich people were viewed as holy mystics while poor people were tortured to death as witches when both of them started talking about seeing visions. Given that Bob is poor, can we burn him to death as a witch for practicing divination? Not saying we should do it, I'm asking for the sake of intellectual exercise.

The basic meaning of this passage is just "don't do any of the shit the other cultures around you are doing, but these things in particular." Prophecy is supposed to come directly from God and it's either supposed to be immediately obvious or else God also supplies the prophet with the means to interpret it, while divination is considered information learned through non-divine means, like numerology or using a Ouija board. Ditto interpreting omens, like people who read palms or tea leaves. The Christian attitude toward prophecy is "if God wants you to know something, he'll tell you."

Also, why the fuck don't these two write their profiles and passwords down? I know they're stupid but fuck, after they lost the first two or three you'd think they'd make some sort of list and stash it somewhere.

I've wondered that. Only thing I can guess is that they're so damn paranoid that they're afraid if they write it down, someone might steal the info.
 
Every video of his could be summed up as,
Long story short, I NEED HELP AND I NEED IT NOWWWWW!!!
Muh Daddybetis, Muh back, Muh arthritis I can't work, etc.
PROTEIN, PROTEIN PROTEIN!
Yet I keep clicking and watching more of them.
Basically, but you left out the part about him being God's prophet and us going to Hell for not giving him free money
 
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