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🐮 LolcowEvangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
He's a pure cow. The problem with him (like OPL), is that he's too real. Every family has this type of idiot in there somewhere and everyone hates them because they are a constant source of irritation, yet these types provide the best, most funny things to talk about. Nobody really cares what happens to McKim or Shaner or (ugh) Brianna or even OPL
+++++FEDSMOKER SPERG BELOW ++++
Fedsmoker, on the other hand is that family member who you never really knew and only heard about. He's actually interesting, in a non-ironic, "lolcow" sense. He's a legend. He plays for his audience but at every step, we wonder - how does he get away with this shit? He does it and seems to blow it off as just another day.
I predict that one day soon, Pastor Slob will beg, whine, bitch, moan and complain to the wrong person. The end result will be Pastor Slob's nose being pushed out the back of his head.
I'm sure the list of people in Carrollton Ohio that cross the street when they Pastor Slob coming is very, very long. I'm also certain that at least one, if not more, think this:
I predict that one day soon, Pastor Slob will beg, whine, bitch, moan and complain to the wrong person. The end result will be Pastor Slob's nose being pushed out the back of his head.
I'm sure the list of people that Pastor Slob has annoyed, alienated and pissed off is very, very long in the Village of Carrollton Ohio
Pastor Slob needs to add this sign to the side of his trailer.
Or, perhaps a sign that quotes (Live-in Cash Cow/Easily Swindled) Rene, "Stupid Fucking Moron."
Let's recap:
1.) McKim claims he doesn't get enough money and benefits from the government. Boo-hoo.
2.) McKim mistrusts the government, yet greedily takes advantage of every 'freebie' he can lay his pudgy little fingers on.
3.) McKim is fired from numerous jobs and goes in to debt while living alone.
4.) McKim answers a personal advert in the local newspaper. Gets married. Goes further in to debt.
5.) McKim get divorced, because his wife is tired of living in poverty with a lazy Jesus freak.
6.) McKim lives alone (again.) Goes further in to debt.
7.) McKim meets a mentally and physically disabled woman on-line and convinces her to move in with him. Jackpot!
8.) McKim and Jackson pretend to be married, yet receive individual government benefits.
9.) McKim, despite defrauding the government by combining two incomes, goes further in to debt and relies on PayDay loanshark loans, pawn shops and begging (for Jesus) to keep his bulbous, yet empty, head barely above water. Mind you, it's water that has been filtered through a $100 water bottle.
Hmmm, what is the common denominator throughout?
Also of note: Do you know who paid for McKim's $100 water bottle, and everything else he has in his squalid, e-coli and giardia infested trash trailer?
American taxpayers.
In the empty, hollow and profoundly hypocritical words of Pastor Blob - "God bless you. Have a blessed day."
I can't remember where I saw it, but Blob was bitching about having to pay a copay on all his prescriptions of I believe 1.11. If not, it was some other insanely low number. No wonder he's broke all the time, guys. If I run across the info again, I'll edit the post.
On a different note, I've compiled a small list of things that Dr. Blob has read far too much into and deciphered for us. Apparently God needs to work on his communication skills.
And last, but certainly not least..
I know this is upsetting, but it's okay guys..
On a completely kind of off topic side note, I would also LOVE to know more about this.
New sermon, brethren. Nothing too interesting; same old round of Scripture readings and vague threats.
0:00: The recent spat of earthquakes in Japan and elsewhere
6:00: These earthquakes are because Jesus is a dick.
6:30: ...and also because we hate Bob's ministry. Guys, I don't think CWC really even wanted to get married!
7:28-8:05: Nodding head in smug silence
8:05: Exhortation to true Christians to realize that he is being persecuted. The police need to unhack his Facebook!
9:55: Mark Zuckerberg hates Christians. Apologizes for belching.
12:16: Clearly his Facebook isn't too hacked, as he's using Facebook messenger to tell other people that his Facebook's been hacked. May have a new FB. Let's get on that, people!
13:55: Continues to mangle the parable of Christ and the adulteress.
15:30: Possible roundabout reference to Midnight? I'd like to think so. #FreeMidnight
16:27: lol, he thinks people other than us watch his videos.
Also of note: Do you know who paid for McKim's $100 water bottle, and everything else he has in his squalid, e-coli and giardia infested trash trailer?
Actually, the company that makes them was giving them away weekly, as part of some promotional thing... Seychelles something? In what's becoming a pattern, there's a video and notes I can't find, where they talk at length about how expensive their Seychelles Water Filtration System is, and how they could never afford it normally.
In the video, Bob explains how he and Rene have been stalking the website religiously, and entering this weekly contest deal. After a year of trying, Rene got lucky and the McKims were sent their own, gratis, water filter. So when it comes to the water bottle/filter, the company's out $, not the American Taxpayer$.
Here's a water filter video I couldfind, with notes. Interesting, it sounds like some random religious person (or maybe a troll?) found him on YT, and left him a nasty message. (6:50)
26 March 2016 – Preaching on Water Filtration
Opening is all about water filtration, and his Seychelles filter- someone was calling him, and giving him crap about it? 5m30- “Why don't you contact Mickey Rooney, who did a commercial for them, years ago? Or contact Pat Boone, who did a commercial for them, as well! AND STANDS BEHIND THEM! Are you going to call Pat Boone a liar? OR Mickey Rooney? Wait a minute, is Mickey Rooney still alive?” 6m30- we hear a voicemail from someone from the Internet! “I hate liars, I hate people that say one thing, and do something else...” 6:50- got called last night. 7:20- reading Bib... quick break then more Bib... 12:48- stops reading, shows great shot of diplomas, 14:00- Ppl who went to University think they're better than those that went to college. “We're all equal in God's eyes, man or woman...”
Why don't you contact Mickey Rooney, who did a commercial for them, years ago? Or contact Pat Boone, who did a commercial for them, as well! AND STANDS BEHIND THEM! Are you going to call Pat Boone a liar? Or Mickey Rooney? Wait a minute, is Mickey Rooney still alive? Are you going to talk about the dead?
I'm always curious about the identities of the "a lot of people out there," "come on, people" and "there's people out there."
Aside from us, does McKim actually believe he has a ministry that these "people" are watching? That somewhere a person said - Wow, I thank the internet every day for Bob McKim and his ministry.
True, there are a lot of people out there.
A lot of people that think this fat ignorant retarded selfish clown is the one of the biggest assholes to ever to walk the earth
I'm always curious about the identities of the "a lot of people out there," "come on, people" and "there's people out there."
Aside from us, does McKim actually believe he has a ministry that these "people" are watching? That somewhere a person said - Wow, I thank the internet every day for Bob McKim and his ministry.
True, there are a lot of people out there.
A lot of people that think this fat ignorant retarded selfish clown is the one of the biggest assholes to ever to walk the earth
This is something we see a lot on this forum: lolcows who release their stupid videos/art/opinions onto the internet and assume that an audience of thousands sees it immediately. Part of its their grandiose egos--they think that everyone else is as interested in them as they are, so of course people are hanging onto their every word. Part of it almost seems to be that a lot of lolcows live very limited lives and don't understand just how many people are out there. His videos get 25 hits, that's everyone he knows. His videos get 250 hits, that's everyone he knows and everyone he's ever heard of and a mysterious group of evil strangers who came out of nowhere.
He has chimp outs,history of infidelity and whines about things he doesn't understand but the thing that takes the cake for me is that he calls himself a preacher on top of everything else.
New sermon, brethren. Nothing too interesting; same old round of Scripture readings and vague threats.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=11icdzE8bmc
0:00: The recent spat of earthquakes in Japan and elsewhere
6:00: These earthquakes are because Jesus is a dick.
6:30: ...and also because we hate Bob's ministry. Guys, I don't think CWC really even wanted to get married!
7:28-8:05: Nodding head in smug silence
8:05: Exhortation to true Christians to realize that he is being persecuted. The police need to unhack his Facebook!
9:55: Mark Zuckerberg hates Christians. Apologizes for belching.
12:16: Clearly his Facebook isn't too hacked, as he's using Facebook messenger to tell other people that his Facebook's been hacked. May have a new FB. Let's get on that, people!
13:55: Continues to mangle the parable of Christ and the adulteress.
15:30: Possible roundabout reference to Midnight? I'd like to think so. #FreeMidnight
16:27: lol, he thinks people other than us watch his videos.
He's still doing nothing but reposting his senpai's videos and disaster/end of the world links. He also added (another lol) Rene account to his friends list just recently. So, if he has one he's still super active on the other.
One of the better McKim videos, IMO. Steady doses of anger, a lot of voice cracking, a lot of vitriol directed at the one and only JHA (who makes an appearance), and a couple of interesting new tidbits from Bob's personal history.
18 March 2016 – preaching that people that peter jesus timothy
-a lot of voice cracking, Anger video = We are living in the last days! JHA! Evil! anger at 2:58: JHA gets yelled at.4:10- Someone in Delaware, sending JHA money? 4:30 Video from JHA “You're positioned right between biggest douchebag and the biggest lie.” “Bob, we are not made in God's image, because if we were, we'd be invisible and speechless.” 6:06- response- a bird he heard? “I heard something-.” 6:44- about being fired. 7:12- won an unemployment grievance, his explanation for being fired. 8:50- That's how god works- you guys aren't going to like God's wrath- JHA going to beatup Becky? Bob doesn't want anything to do with JHA 10:50-Bib read- 11:30- You hate me for preaching- voice break- “you call me names!” 13m- theological reason to exile JHA from The Church. 14m30-bib read 15:54- Jews who think we shouldn't eat pork- 16:40- BR 17:36- right back to hating on JHA. 18:20 “The short of the long is...” we are living in the last days, and JHA is proving God's endtime.
That cross Pastor Blob nailed himself to must be made of some strong wood since he's been up there for years and there's no sign of him coming off it anytime soon.
i've saved pretty much all of the videos he's made since this thread was started and then a few of the more noteworthy videos from the before time. so i've got like 55 videos saved
