🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Has this one been posted yet? Because wow. He has a complete screaming meltdown as he demands that John Andrews CALL HIM by the REAL TITLE that GODBEAR and THE UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH gave him, complete with threats to call the DA's office and an L-on-the-forehead "LOSERS!"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GCF_hNeUM6s

(Also I want everyone here to start calling me Dr. The Knife from now on.)

Easily the best Bob moment ever.

 
Has this one been posted yet? Because wow. He has a complete screaming meltdown as he demands that John Andrews CALL HIM by the REAL TITLE that GODBEAR and THE UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH gave him, complete with threats to call the DA's office and an L-on-the-forehead "LOSERS!"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GCF_hNeUM6s
:story::story::story::story:

The best McKim vids are like these. They aren't too long and he gets the point across fairly quickly in a pissed off about to explode way.
 
Bobert's only good quality is that he's really good to the cat.
I'm sorry, I know this is about a week old now, but I found this post on Facebook recently and was reminded of this post by @meatslab while I was looking for something someone else had posted.
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I'm sorry, I know this is about a week old now, but I found this post on Facebook recently and was reminded of this post by @meatslab while I was looking for something someone else had posted.

(and then my brain filled with fire)
OKAY, I was actually in the middle of a post about Rene when this popped up but that's just gonna have to wait because AW HELL NAW

On the plus side, we know Midnight's alive because this happened in 2011 and we've heard Midnight in recent videos.

On the minus side, she's living in a fetid hellhole with these crazy-ass people who apparently pass flesh-eating life-threatening human infections between each other like a jumbo bag of popcorn at the movies so I don't even wanna know what a kitty with an open wound has been exposed to.

BOB. YOU HAVE ENOUGH FOOD TO SURVIVE UNTIL THE SECOND COMING. YOU BOUGHT $500 FOOD BUCKETS FROM THE REVEREND JIM "NO ONE HAS FORGOTTEN THAT YOU BANGED ALL THOSE HOOKERS WHILE YOUR WIFE WAS DYING OF BREAST CANCER" BAKKER JUST SO YOU COULD SURVIVE UNTIL THE SECOND COMING. MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED HOARDING FOOD, YOU GODDAMN GROSS-ASS FOOD HOARDER, YOU WOULD HAVE ENOUGH MONEY LEFT OVER TO TAKE CARE OF OTHER THINGS. LIKE YOUR POOR DAMN CAT.

#FreeMidnight
 
I just found this one from about 2 months later. Poor, poor cat
Two months later and the wound is still raw like that? Yeah, no, that's not right. Either the wound keeps getting reinfected, or the vet told them to fuck off as soon as Bob started whining about how hard his life is, and Bob left the cat to die or live as it wanted to.
 
Cats and really any animal are a luxury. They get sick like any other mortal being and they cost money to keep healthy. I hate when people realize they can't afford to have pets and have to give them up or die from neglect. I know the fundie Christians who believe the earth is only 6000 years old most likely also believe only humans have souls so it doesn't really matter what happens to some cat living with two human garbage bags in a trailer in Ohio.
 

Good morning Kiwis! Bob left us another video today!

Nothing too exciting. Reading that same passage about throwing stones at a sloot, how its clearly the end times, and how we're gonna get ours.
 
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=BMASRDPPDjA
Good morning Kiwis! Bob left us another video today!

Nothing too exciting. Reading that same passage about throwing stones at a sloot, how its clearly the end times, and how we're gonna get ours.
I noticed he was very careful to avoid "fornication" from his usual list of misdemeanors - you know the one that includes the homogays, those that covet, liars and deceivers, etc. And his example passage had Jesus not condemning the adulteress, but telling her to go and sin no more. And his take away from that was "I need to build a case against doxxers and trolls", because they're obviously beyond the repent and sin no more stage and are just going straight to the burning pit of hell - do not pass go, do not collect $200.
 
I'm trying to imagine the telephone conversations Pastor Blob had with various law enforcement agencies, telling them that he placed people under arrest and that they can go pick them up.

I'm sure they were priceless.

Ironically, Pastor Blob did not record and post these conversations.

Show and tell with Pastor Blob, on how to carefully control, with a proper diet, hypertension, diabetes and high cholesterol.

Because when you get healthcare and medications for free, you might as well nail the taxpayers, that pay for that healthcare and medication, for as much as possible.

In summary:
1.) Pay no attention to what the nutrition and ingredient label says. Only pay attention to the Amish 'birtcher.'
2.) Evidently, there is a difference between sodium and salt.
3.) Some are required to access Pastor Blob's webpage indirectly, via a backdoor or relative. Even though they are not 'banned.'
4.) God directly tells Pastor Blob what to eat.
5.) Get right with Jesus or a plane will crash on your house.


Mod edit: Video was taken down by Bob.

This video scores extremely high on the 'Scumbag Scale.'

Remember, medical insurance and medication WOULD be expensive if Pastor Blob had to pay for them.

But he doesn't.

Scroll to 8:35 - - -
 
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This video scores extremely high on the 'Scumbag Scale.'

Scroll to 8:35 - - - https://youtube.com/watch?v=1t8AzaxUY0I

Because in my heart I'm a creepy fucking stalker, I looked up that little girl in hopes that there was some kind of scholarship fund so I could give her money instead of Bob? Turns out that little girl's fine. She's ten years old now and once a year, she and her sisters collect money for a local no-kill animal shelter that also donates service dogs to elderly people. Meaning that not only is that little girl doing more good in the world than Bob is, but she's also giving money to dogs, rather than giving it to Bob. So I threw them fifteen bucks, because I like dogs more than I like Bob.

Bob, if you're reading this and have a problem with it, the Carroll County Animal Protection League meets the first Thursday of every month at the Friendship Center two minutes from your trailer. Take it up with them. I'm sure they'll be interested in your opinions!
 
This video scores extremely high on the 'Scumbag Scale.'

Remember, medical insurance and medication WOULD be expensive if Pastor Blob had to pay for them.

But he doesn't.



Scroll to 8:35 - - - https://youtube.com/watch?v=1t8AzaxUY0I

At 3:00 when he's bitching about "other Christians on a pedestal", he sounds like he's about to cry.
 
Is he seriously upset that a little girl had a dinner to help raise funds for her? Wow, thats a new low for Pastor Blob.

It reminds me of when Shaner smashed a child's model train for no reason but pure tard rage.
 
McKim is a garbage person.

A real man would have brought attention to the little girl's condition and encouraged others to donate to her or some research organization or whatever.

But no - "Doctor" McKim uses the opportunity to cry like a four year old, saying:
"No fair! The little girl got money and a dinner but I didn't get anything!!!!!"

It's touching how the little girl enjoys giving back to society and doggies. I wish her all the best and hope she never, ever, has to run into the degenerate, Marxist, parasite, McKim.

I just have this sick feeling that he follows her every move, hoping to one day capitalize on the fact that they apparently share the same condition (which they do not at all).

McKim is a parasite.
 
Wow, so we can't even escape dark unpleasantness even in this thread. And I was hoping Bob would be a lolcow I could laugh at more than tard rage at.

I guess I better go back into the Fedsmoker thread like the rest of the spergs.
 
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