🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Part Four of Understanding Evangelist Dr. Robert L McKim Sr. of Carrolton Ohio.

Part One - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evangelist-dr-robert-mckim-sr.18655/post-1375520
Part Two - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evangelist-dr-robert-mckim-sr.18655/post-1384768
Part Three - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evangelist-dr-robert-mckim-sr.18655/post-1386231

So, I kinda just wanna wrap this shit up with a video/info dump, and maybe a couple of extra things I feel like talking about it.
First off, I just wanna say I had no intention of writing anything this long- I thought I was going to type up some shit about The New World Order, and how the police have had it out for him since REACT, and that's the cause of every run-in with the police afterwards. That's all part of it, certainly, but hopefully I've made a good case that this line of thinking is a dead-end, and didn't dance around too much, while doing it.
Seeing as the conclusion of the last post was kind of a bummer, I thought I'd drop a quick observation I made earlier in the thread, one that makes me feel better about everything that's happening...

I'm guessing that the past month has been the most alive Reverend McKim has felt in decades.
I mean, he's been talking, half-assedly about the conspiracies arrayed against him, and people have probably been like, “Yeah Bob, whatever.” But now he has direct/unimpeachable evidence that the conspiracies are real, and that he's engaged in battle with the Devil's Minions. Can there be any doubt, that God is watching over him, and has got his back?

Mind you, I'm not saying he's enjoying being fucked with, or that he's glad that Clyde Cash has hijacked his website... But I'm guessing he hasn't noticed the pain in his feet in a week. I'm guessing he's waking up before his alarm clock goes off. I'm thinking he's greeting each day with a new found sense of risk and excitement. For the first time in decades, one day isn't identical to the rest.

And he's getting YouTube views like never, ever before. People are listening to him. And whether he's a hero or an adversary, he matters for the first time, in a long time. He's at the center of an action epic called Pastor Bob vs. The Devil and his Heretic Army.
Provided things don't escalate out of control, I think getting trolled by the internet, might just extend his lifespan by two or three years. I mean, he's got a new reason to get up in the morning, and I suspect it's been awhile since he's known what that felt like.
Mostly re-posts I think, collected all here in one place for convenience, cued up to relevant parts.
He was arrested and disowned because he asked for help. Do you hear the conspiracy? They're all in on it together, right?
Is it me, or can you see into his soul here? "I'm tired of people telling me how to live!"
Notice the ticket is the result of the Police plot. Also note the special emphasis, "She didn't listen to me. You don't listen! You people never listen!" (7:55)
Police have it out for him, he's not paranoid.
Bob doesn't feel guilty of receiving stolen property. 5:30- "THEY're not honest." 6:30- "The only thing I'm guilty of, is preaching the gospel!"
Again, technical inconvenience = conspiracy to give Bob the shaft.

Also, WTF is Lunascape, and why am I not surprised Rene uses it over everything else I've ever heard of?
Lengthy, boring Customer Service call, further fallout from stolen phone. Posted because I think you can hear, first hand, how he attributes other people with competence that verges on superpowers. He has no idea what the CS guy can do for him, he just knows that people tend to be better at stuff, than he is. And at 28:23, he's proven correct.

Also, special shout-out to that CS guy, that's solid work.

Life Pro-tip - If you're dealing with customer service in a large, nameless company, ask whoever you're talking to, for their name, their phone extension number, their email address- basically, do whatever you can so that if you ever have to call back a second or third time, you at least won't have to start over at square one, explaining the problem from scratch.
High-tech companies are out to screw the little guy.
"You (YouTube/Facebook Trolls + JHA) are all part of an occult!"
Bob is being attacked in the exact same way as Pastor Bagley. John Andrews = Patient Zero in the moral disease, corrupting 'Murica.
SIGH- Damn it, still not done... Almost...

Just wanted to draw your attention to this part of a previously posted vid.

First let me note - the pastor called Bob, mid-video. Pastor K (who hasn't received his last paycheck) initiated contact, because he heard that Bob's 89 yo GREAT GRANDFATHER (WTF?) died, and wanted to offer condolences. He then stays on the line, and chats with Dr. Pork for over 15 minutes! There's any number of points at which he could have gracefully extracted himself from a painfully boring conversation, and he doesn't... He shows great caring and patience, and I have to admire that. This guy seems like he walks the walk, and I want to respect that. Good on you, PK.

YouTube id=W1FjbAnmEN0;t=1207 (Mod edit: Video was taken down by Bob)
So it's especially telling to me, the hints of exasperation in the man's voice, as he practically pleads with Bob to stay off the internet. Do you hear it too? Am I projecting?

Also note, this guy seems to have a lot of, uhm... People wisdom, I guess? I think he's got a good feel for how to handle Bob. And even HE can't help but tell him, how to live his life. Bob just gets it from all sides, all the time.

Anyway, that wraps it up. Thanks for reading.
 
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Mister Moo said:
Just wanted to draw your attention to this part of a previously posted vid.

First let me note - the pastor called Bob, mid-video. Pastor K (who hasn't received his last paycheck) initiated contact, because he heard that Bob's 89yo GREAT GRANDFATHER (WTF?) died, and wanted to offer condolences. He then stays on the line, and chats with Dr. Pork for over 15 minutes! There's any number of points at which he could have gracefully extracted himself from a painfully boring conversation, and he doesn't... He shows great caring and patience, and I have to admire that. This guy seems like he walks the walk, and I want to respect that. Good on you, PK.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=W1FjbAnmEN0;t=1207So it's especially telling to me, the hints of exasperation in the man's voice, as he practically pleads with Bob to stay off the internet. Do you hear it too? Am I projecting?

Also note, this guy seems to have a lot of, uhm... People wisdom, I guess? I think he's got a good feel for how to handle Bob. And even HE can't help but tell him, how to live his life. Bob just gets it from all sides, all the time.

Anyway, that wraps it up. Thanks for reading.
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I love how he starts laughing at first when he thinks it's a joke, but his face slowly morphs into the 'Grumpy Kermit' as Kerry keeps giving him very good reasons why he should take a break from the internet.
 
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I knew I had seen a likeness of Pastor Paperboy. He is a relative of 'Ham Rove,' a creation of Stephen Colbert.

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GREEDY FIREMAN said:
New video up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sWeuX4SRHy4
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More of the same....
- We shouldn't have anything to do with the sexually impure, like fornicators, adulterers, or folks doing the homosex thing
(wait what was that first one?)
- We should eat everything we want to eat, because the bible says it's ok to. If you're allergic to some foods, it's ok to eat them because the bible says they're sanctified. If foods cause you digestive problems, don't worry the bible says it's all good.
 
"It's a matter of time."

A matter of time? He's been psycho-babbling since 2010 about being in the 'End Days.'

Quick! Call Jim Bakker! Buy another bucket of dehydrated cow manure!

16:43 - - -

And, for the record, he hasn't been able to see his feet or his penis since 1987.

This diatribe is particularly entertaining. It contains Pastor Paperboy going ballistic (he hits the ground running in batshit crazy mode) and, Rene speaking!

Included in her many comments, she is heard (at 9:50) being an astute judge of character.

Scroll to 9:50 - - -

Mod edit: Video was taken down by Bob. The video's title was "After talking to Yahoo about reseting Rene's password 001".
 
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Wow. That video is kind of revealing.
  • Rene swears like a sailor. I can't remember the good reverend ever swearing in any of his other videos past or present; the closest he comes is saying "hell" (without referring to the geographical location where we're all going) at the end of this video.
  • There's been a lot of clues that Rene and Bob may be unequally yoked, as the Christians say. She seems to favor the sort of Stevie Nicks-sexy-gypsy-Indian-Princess-dark-fantasy-magic-with-a-k mysticism that a lot of middle-aged white trash ladies are into, as evidenced by some of her screen names (reignofthequeenofthedragons@yahoo.com, really?) and Facebook images. Whoever guessed that the dreamcatcher belongs to her probably nailed it. Somewhere in that house is a decoupaged piece of wood with an authentic Native American blessing and a picture of a wolf on it. I will bet money on this.
  • 99% of their computer issues are PICNIC problems. I don't know if Blob really is the most tech-savvy person in the house (which would be sad) or if he just thinks he is because of his years of radio operation. Maybe he snatches the computer away and insists he can take care of it whenever there's an issue.
  • Even so, it's kind of telling that Blob is making a simple service call for Rene even though she's sitting right there. That is a textbook red flag for a codependent relationship or a serious anxiety disorder. It's a kind of learned helplessness where someone's identity has been subsumed to a point where they can't even face simple tasks like making appointments, so they have to pass it over to a partner. In this case, I can see Blob snatching the phone away from her because she's "not doing it right" or because he knows best...but I can also imagine that Blob likes her to be dependent on him for a lot of unhealthy reasons (fear of being abandoned; enjoying feeling like he's important and competent; afraid if she develops independence, she'll take herself and her tugboat away).
  • Neither of them is willing to admit fault in this situation, which is something we've seen a lot in Blob, but I can't tell if Rene's frustrated from dealing with Blob's bluster for however long this scene's dragged out or if she's just as toxic as he is.
 
bondgirl said:
This diatribe is particularly entertaining. It contains Pastor Paperboy going ballistic (he hits the ground running in batshit crazy mode) and, Rene speaking!

Included in her many comments, she is heard (at 9:50) being an astute judge of character.

Scroll to 9:50 - - - https://youtube.com/watch?v=GZT2zC0X-fk
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"WAKE THE HELL UP YAHOOOO! STOP BEING A BUNCH OF YAY-HOOS!"

At 7:35 into this video:


We can actually see her talk. She looks like a glamorous princess.

Mod edit: Video was taken down by Bob.
 
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The Knife said:
Wow. That video is kind of revealing.

- And then you made a big list of great points
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Just wanted to say, yeah, I think you're right on with all your analysis about their co-dependency.
On the one hand, she's so infirmed and helpless all the time (possibly out of her mind on various meds), she's practically like a living doll, or perhaps the very incarnation of “The masculine urge to objectify and posses Woman.” It's not too hard to view her as the victim, and Bob as the manipulator, keeping her isolated and dependent on him.

On the other hand, her voice is like a harpy died in Ireland, came back as a banshee, and then became lead-singer for a Norwegian Black Metal band. Her “nasty-voice” is truly terrifying, IMO. The point is, I don't think she's without agency herself, and she probably does a pretty good at manipulating Bob to get what she wants. (Bob's always doing shit for her that she could do herself.)

I guess, she's a grown-ass woman, and could probably move in with her mom and stepdad, if she really needed to leave him. She hasn't, so I'm not going to view her as a victim in all of this.
Glad we're on the topic of Bob + gender, because I've got some stuff we can look at.
(9:16- 10:30)
In the Good Ole Days, once a woman had lain with a man, she was considered unclean, and wouldn't be allowed to re-marry or be with another man. As for men? Well, that's when he starts reading the Bible, and I have no idea what the fuck he's saying, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't either. Something about believers vs non-believers?
Unposted Video - "Mommy Issues?" Why he never prays to Mary.
22 February 2016 - Ephesians 5:8-14 on this nice day
Contrary to title of vid, he's not in good mood. Diesel engine on the hill making noise annoying him. 1:10 ppl have been making comments, and he's pissed. Amazing that the videos at this point, when it doesn't seem like anyone's fucking with him. Dreams and visions. “You don't want to listen! You'd rather listen to the man in the white” This must be his nickname for JHA? 3:42 – The man with the white beanie? False prophet? 4:20 - “Saying prayers to Mother Mary, is like saying 'mother may I?'” so he IS disdainful of Mother Mary. Does he have mommy issues? 6:00- reaches his mailbox. At least a five min walk then. 6:30 – a lot of “so-called-Christians” talk about other xtians. They'd rather tear you down than lift you up. THEN the non-believers! 7:20 - God is not Religion! 8:50 - Jewish traditions are bothering him. Somebody is telling him to use the jew bible again? Not eat pork? Really wondering when he started getting trolled.
Another mention of Mother Mary, don't think this has been posted.
Mod edit: Video was taken down by Bob.
27 February 2016 - still problems with the furnace
Repairman did some furnace stuff. 3:30- walking tour of house 4:10- some ppl are constantly curing him- want him to stop preaching. 7:34- says “orifice” 2nd time. 7:42- sudden anger about rene's cell 8:00- Iphone4s was too heavy for Rene... Then bought stolen cell phone? 9:30- Rene isn't happy with mom or stepdad, if they cared they'd send money. 10:50- second time I've heard him dis Mother Mary. I guess she's too big of a pussy?
Anyway, @Silvana Rosechu - Can't wait to hear back from you, about his autobiography! Hopefully we get some good mommy stuff and gender talk!

EDIT- RANDOM RENE TIP
In one of the videos, her PC wallpaper is an image from the MMO - RIFT. What are the chances she's got an account/character there? That lead to another thought- what are the chances she's got a SECOND LIFE acct? Maybe someone can check that out...
 
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In context with the anti-Marian stuff, I'd guess "the man in the white beanie" is the Pope.
 
Mister Moo said:
Just wanted to say, yeah, I think you're right on with all your analysis about their co-dependency.
On the one hand, she's so infirmed and helpless all the time (possibly out of her mind on various meds), she's practically like a living doll, or perhaps the very incarnation of “The masculine urge to objectify and posses Woman.” It's not too hard to view her as the victim, and Bob as the manipulator, keeping her isolated and dependent on him.

On the other hand, her voice is like a harpy died in Ireland, came back as a banshee, and then became lead-singer for a Norwegian Black Metal band. Her “nasty-voice” is truly terrifying, IMO. The point is, I don't think she's without agency herself, and she probably does a pretty good at manipulating Bob to get what she wants. (Bob's always doing shit for her that she could do herself.)

I guess, she's a grown-ass woman, and could probably move in with her mom and stepdad, if she really needed to leave him. She hasn't, so I'm not going to view her as a victim in all of this.
Glad we're on the topic of Bob + gender, because I've got some stuff we can look at.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SKj-OpaAe8s:530(9:16- 10:30)
In the Good Ole Days, once a woman had lain with a man, she was considered unclean, and wouldn't be allowed to re-marry or be with another man. As for men? Well, that's when he starts reading the Bible, and I have no idea what the fuck he's saying, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't either. Something about believers vs non-believers?
Unposted Video - "Mommy Issues?" Why he never prays to Mary.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WWUkDJLkJzs:258
22 February 2016 - Ephesians 5:8-14 on this nice day
Contrary to title of vid, he's not in good mood. Diesel engine on the hill making noise annoying him. 1:10 ppl have been making comments, and he's pissed. Amazing that the videos at this point, when it doesn't seem like anyone's fucking with him. Dreams and visions. “You don't want to listen! You'd rather listen to the man in the white” This must be his nickname for JHA? 3:42 – The man with the white beanie? False prophet? 4:20 - “Saying prayers to Mother Mary, is like saying 'mother may I?'” so he IS disdainful of Mother Mary. Does he have mommy issues? 6:00- reaches his mailbox. At least a five min walk then. 6:30 – a lot of “so-called-Christians” talk about other xtians. They'd rather tear you down than lift you up. THEN the non-believers! 7:20 - God is not Religion! 8:50 - Jewish traditions are bothering him. Somebody is telling him to use the jew bible again? Not eat pork? Really wondering when he started getting trolled.
Another mention of Mother Mary, don't think this has been posted.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=tAz8ToUBkY0;t=644Mod edit: Video was taken down by Bob.
27 February 2016 - still problems with the furnace
Repairman did some furnace stuff. 3:30- walking tour of house 4:10- some ppl are constantly curing him- want him to stop preaching. 7:34- says “orifice” 2nd time. 7:42- sudden anger about rene's cell 8:00- Iphone4s was too heavy for Rene... Then bought stolen cell phone? 9:30- Rene isn't happy with mom or stepdad, if they cared they'd send money. 10:50- second time I've heard him dis Mother Mary. I guess she's too big of a pussy?
Anyway, @Silvana Rosechu - Can't wait to hear back from you, about his autobiography! Hopefully we get some good mommy stuff and gender talk!

EDIT- RANDOM RENE TIP
In one of the videos, her PC wallpaper is an image from the MMO - RIFT. What are the chances she's got an account/character there? That lead to another thought- what are the chances she's got a SECOND LIFE acct? Maybe someone can check that out...
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I'm actually getting some insight into the stuff you guys are talking about. I plan to post once I finish the book and organize my thoughts and find some other stuff to back it up because apparently I have no life outside of Pastor Blob, but I actually think his and Rene's relationship stems from his parent's relationship. His mom was very lazy and apparently made Bob and his dad do everything for her. I'll definitely post more though later
 
Chan the Wizard said:
Did he really just give out his cell phone number on YouTube?
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And yet they are baffled at how frequently their accounts seem to get hacked. IT IS A MYSTERY.

But for real, these two are the perfect storm of tech-illiterate and paranoid, so they go through email accounts and phone numbers pretty regularly (as evidenced by the video itself). This video's not even a year old, but they could easily be two or three numbers up the road by now. Most of their "hackings" are probably because they forgot what set of information they were using at the time, so they end up locked out of their own accounts.
 
bondgirl said:
This diatribe is particularly entertaining. It contains Pastor Paperboy going ballistic (he hits the ground running in batshit crazy mode) and, Rene speaking!

Included in her many comments, she is heard (at 9:50) being an astute judge of character.

Scroll to 9:50 - - - https://youtube.com/watch?v=GZT2zC0X-fk
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the same has happed to me with yahoo ...... will i just when to a dinffer email and started over

Chan the Wizard said:
Did he really just give out his cell phone number on YouTube?
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yes he did fool
 
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jenffer a jay said:
yes he did fool
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One of his deleted videos, he was navigating an automated call center system, and entered his SSN. Despite much advice that he was a moron for doing so, he only removed it when someone sent him an email containing his SSN, thus proving that: yes you could use the phone tones to decypher the number.

I wonder how many nefarious actors made use of it in the mean time??
 
Has this one been posted yet? Because wow. He has a complete screaming meltdown as he demands that John Andrews CALL HIM by the REAL TITLE that GODBEAR and THE UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH gave him, complete with threats to call the DA's office and an L-on-the-forehead "LOSERS!"

 
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