🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Sc4rface said:
He switched from ranting about the law and arresting Chris to ranting about Jesus and the last days so abruptly he gave me a headache.

Is that grounds to sue?
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He's going to arrest every single one of us for laughing at him. :heart-empty: I'd threaten to dox him but he doxes himself.
 
Dr.Scrotem said:
The videos keep on coming :

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fquge01nUP0
From the video description :


lol he thinks he has the right and legal authority to arrest Chris
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I thought he was going to take his paedo glasses off for a second. I think Chris used to do it back in the day when he wanted to show how manly, forceful, and intelligent he was? He'd rip them off to show he meant business. Weird shit.

Also, it seems weird to me that he thinks he can arrest people. Wouldn't he have to renew his security license, and/or be affiliated with a business for him to be able to do this?
 
Bob probably just hates Chris because Chris is objectively a better, more successful, and more likable person than he is tbh.

"Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets." -- Matthew 22:37-40
 
The Giver said:
Bob probably just hates Chris because Chris is objectively a better, more successful, and more likable person than he is tbh.
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No matter how hard you fail, no matter how much you have fucked up your own life. You. Will. Never. Ever. Be as perfect as him.

Also Bobert must be butter 'cause he's on a roll today!
 
Mister Moo said:
Pretty sure this hasn't been posted yet. You gotta love that John Andrews is able to troll Dr. Blob into posting a video titled, "WOW! How Low can you go? Lot did not have an orgy with his daughters, angels or the mob"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ajRcfNsyjo4
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EDIT- Protip - Skip over the parts where he's just reading the bible, pretty boring
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Hahaha, what? Yes, Lot did have sex with his daughters. They got him drunk & had sex with him because God kind of killed everyone else. Also Lot's wife was a pillar of salt at this point, so yeah.

Genesis 19:30

And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.

And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:

Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

And the first born bare a son, and called his name Moab: the same is the father of the Moabites unto this day.

And the younger, she also bare a son, and called his name Benammi: the same is the father of the children of Ammon unto this day.
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Git gud, scrub.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
Hahaha, what? Yes, Lot did have sex with his daughters. They got him drunk & had sex with him because God kind of killed everyone else. Also Lot's wife was a pillar of salt at this point, so yeah.



Git gud, scrub.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I was remembering that God hadn't killed everyone else, just everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah, but that Lot's daughters mistakenly thought that they were the last people alive on the planet.

But yeah regardless Bob doesn't have even a basic knowledge of scripture for someone claiming to be a preacher
 
meatslab said:
No matter how hard you fail, no matter how much you have fucked up your own life. You. Will. Never. Ever. Be as perfect as him.

Also Bobert must be butter 'cause he's on a roll today!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=15DAhsUb8GI
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You know, I was watching the news Thursday & saw coverage of the wildfires in OK, the sudden snowfall in the North, a dust storm in Jersey, etc. All I could think was "I bet Pastor Blob is going to claim this is a harbinger of the endtimes."
I love when I'm right.

The Giver said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I was remembering that God hadn't killed everyone else, just everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah, but that Lot's daughters mistakenly thought that they were the last people alive on the planet.
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Well, yes. I think it was more that they were just young girls & their dad was fucking worthless if he wouldn't even go to the nearest neighboring town. & they were like, "welp, Mom's dead, guess it's up to us to keep the family going." That's my interpretation, anyway.

EDIT: Actually, yes, you're right. I just saw "no men would come to them" & thought that was because they were in a cave. I guess it makes sense. When you're young & sheltered & have only lived in one place your whole life, you kinda think that's all there is.
 
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Holy shit... I think I've spoken to him.

In one of my older customer service jobs, there was this guy who sounded just like that who called from Ohio. It has been a few years, and I don't remember his name, but this kook would call in about twice a month and blabber incoherently about things he was doing while on the phone, just like in these videos. Each time he called, he'd claim he was a minister and a priest, and that the government (and specifically Obama and the White House staff) was trying to tempt him with women, and were engaged in a vast conspiracy to force him to spend all his money and ruin his reputation.

My co-workers and I speculated he just liked hookers and porn, then felt guilty about it afterwards, so he felt like he had to surreptitiously confess to some poor customer service representative who was not allowed to hang up the phone on him.
Now, it may not be the same guy, but I refuse to think there's more than one of these nutcases in my local area.
 
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Wow......Wooooowwwww....an even DUMBER version of NephilimFree.
Never thought I'd see the day I'd bump into that.
 
Starlight, the school he drove a bus for, is a Special Education school. That means he was driving a short bus. They also operate an adult day program so it's possible it was adults he was driving.

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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST :blart:

He's got a new fire within him today. I think his jaw pop is his angry tick, since he's been popping it a lot more lately.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
He's like the bastard lovechild of Wilford Brimley & Chris, it's insane.
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Very apt. He's like "Ah got (*stress sigh*) Diabeetus."

BOLDYSPICY! said:
Does he even have his own physical parish? Or is his "church" just a congregation on the internet that only exists in his fevered mind?
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This is another one of my sjw-esque "triggers": Folks yammering on about their "Ministry"....when they aren't an ordained minister!
Standing on a street corner blathering about Jebus doesn't make you a Minister for the same reason that standing in a cheap suit in a courtroom doesn't make you a Lawyer. What a pompous douchebaster folks like that are.
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Yaks said:
It took almost the full ten minutes before he gives the reason for his rambling. "You will be cast from heaven.. AND I WANT THAT WEBSITE TAKEN DOWN."

He is an absolute delight.

I'm not sure if he googles his own name or if someone sent him the link to the farms. If it was the second one, I wish they hadn't. I don't want him to turn into another "TAKE THAT OFF THE INTERNET" obsession we've seen so many times. He's funny on his own.
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He forgot the NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! part.
 
Regarding of Bob's divorce...

"Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery." -- Matthew 19:9

Interestingly, this is one of the few instances in the Gospels where Jesus gives something like a legalistic rule to his followers governing day to day conduct (most such rules are found in the letters of St. Paul). So basically, Bob has violated one of the few direct, legalistic commandments that Christ gave to his followers.

For shame Bob, you heretic adulterer.
 
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