🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Bob's latest video on his Facebook CAER page is something else. He sounds like he has gotten into the eggnog early. He doesn't even know what CAER stands for.
 
Poutine It Here said:
I have been laughing my ass off at Bob's CAER videos. I am often in these areas and if my car shows up in one of these videos I'll pee myself laughing.

Bob is the gift that keeps giving. The fact he cannot keep straight what the C stands for in CAER is brilliant. The more Bob talks the more I think Renee might be the brains of this outfit.

Anyone reading this if you win the Powerball you have to buy a trailer in Bob's mobile park.
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Win the powerball?
Anyone could buy a trailer in Minor Mobile Home Park with the loose change pulled out of their sofa.
 
all this talk about the latest video made me go watch it, and grab a copy for posterity. gotta say it's kind of pathetic, not a lot of fun to be had besides the fact he seems impaired and pronounces "fire siren" as "farr sarrin." doesn't end with "god bless you and have a blessed day," nothing.

just drizzle falling on a rotting shed while an elderly mushmouth slurs through meteorological non-news
 
lindsayfan said:
all this talk about the latest video made me go watch it, and grab a copy for posterity. gotta say it's kind of pathetic, not a lot of fun to be had besides the fact he seems impaired and pronounces "fire siren" as "farr sarrin." doesn't end with "god bless you and have a blessed day," nothing.

just drizzle falling on a rotting shed while an elderly mushmouth slurs through meteorological non-news
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I think Bob may finally be correct.
He very well may be living in the last days.
 
lindsayfan said:
all this talk about the latest video made me go watch it, and grab a copy for posterity. gotta say it's kind of pathetic, not a lot of fun to be had besides the fact he seems impaired and pronounces "fire siren" as "farr sarrin." doesn't end with "god bless you and have a blessed day," nothing.

just drizzle falling on a rotting shed while an elderly mushmouth slurs through meteorological non-news
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God damn he is high as a kite. Either opiates or benzos. I vote benzos because he can't even remember the name of the police cosplay group he "founded." Also, where the fire trucks are going is absolutely none of his business. He just wants to make sure his food pantry and the church that gives him donations haven't burned to the ground.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
He sounds so sad. At first it seems like he's going to do a weather report, but we soon find out that Bob is unable to listen to the emergency service radio band anymore. "Please let me know what the firetrucks are doing. They won't let me play pretend anymore."
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Is there some reason he can't? I can listen to Carroll County EMS & Fire on an iPhone app. Did they somehow specifically block him or did he break his scanner in a tard fit?
 
I don't know for sure but most agencies now use digital transmissions, not analog and I bet his local response units went digital. Either Bob doesn't have a digital scanner (around $300 to $400) or is too stupid to program a digital scanner properly. Someone in his town has a digitial scanner and is forwarding those transmissions on the apple/Android app (perhaps broadcastify)? Quite a few encrypt it which is impossible to pick up on any scanner.

Edit: And if Bob's is a certified first responder and such, they would provide him with a radio., especially since his "services" are so vital to the local community. Our first responders all get one here.
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Win the powerball?
Anyone could buy a trailer in Minor Mobile Home Park with the loose change pulled out of their sofa.
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I know I was just trying to be kind. Anyone can buy a trailer there just by collecting cans for a week
ShaCletus said:
God damn he is high as a kite. Either opiates or benzos. I vote benzos because he can't even remember the name of the police cosplay group he "founded." Also, where the fire trucks are going is absolutely none of his business. He just wants to make sure his food pantry and the church that gives him donations haven't burned to the ground.
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Like Bob doesn't know where the fire trucks are going *wink wink* All I am going to say is, Bob sure lives by a lot of fires....

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
He sounds so sad. At first it seems like he's going to do a weather report, but we soon find out that Bob is unable to listen to the emergency service radio band anymore. "Please let me know what the firetrucks are doing. They won't let me play pretend anymore."
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Sounds like his new reason to attend the county commissioners meeting again in his little junior security man outfit.
 
Dirty Harry said:
I don't know for sure but most agencies now use digital transmissions, not analog and I bet his local response units went digital. Either Bob doesn't have a digital scanner (around $300 to $400) or is too stupid to program a digital scanner properly. Someone in his town has a digitial scanner and is forwarding those transmissions on the apple/Android app (perhaps broadcastify)? Quite a few encrypt it which is impossible to pick up on any scanner.

Edit: And if Bob's is a certified first responder and such, they would provide him with a radio., especially since his "services" are so vital to the local community. Our first responders all get one here.
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There was a video a few months ago where Bob is at a Carrollton city council meeting making a complete ass of himself. All dressed up in his yellow security guard tent, mumbling like the drunk that he is.
He was complaining that the town went digital and he could no longer monitor his Fischer Price scanner.
Remember, he had a go-fund-me page set up to raise money so that he could purchase a scanner. After 3 months, only $5 was donated, and that came from Rene.
 
Bob's been laying low on the arson front lately.
I suspect he'll get the urge over the holidays and burn something up!
Between the fire he set on the hill behind his trailer, the warehouse in Carrollton, and burning up poor Willard, he should have been put away long ago.
 
There are 2 things certain in life. If Jessica Fletcher comes to your event someone is going to be murdered. And if Bob is in your area a fire will appear.

Also have some bad news for single gay men lonely this holiday season, you won't find love on the old HAM radio


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I am always amused by the way he announces "I GOT A CAMERA!!" every time sone poor fed up motorist has to go around his pokey ass. Like they can hear him or care. One of these days he's going to learn that driving too far below the posted speed limit and being an obstruction to the flow of traffic is also against the law and a ticketable offense.
 
Toasty said:
I am always amused by the way he announces "I GOT A CAMERA!!" every time sone poor fed up motorist has to go around his pokey ass. Like they can hear him or care. One of these days he's going to learn that driving too far below the posted speed limit and being an obstruction to the flow of traffic is also against the law and a ticketable offense.
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I noticed he waits until they are farther away before honking and yelling. I bet Bob had a fun confrontation once and that’s why he waits now.
 
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