🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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CAERS, if it was real, would be perfect for Bob.
It's the only organization of It's kind where he can work remotely.
He can sit on his fat ass with his fake badges, security hat, and uniform and listen to his radios, all while doing nothing.
Good thing you have a vehicle full of make believe road signs....... lazy ass!!
 
Hello, I am the founder/president
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...and only member
of the Community Awareness & Emergency Response (CAER) Security Radio Patrol a non-profit organization founded in 1987 to be the eyes and ears of Law Enforcement and Fire/EMS.
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Law Enforcement/Fire/EMS already has eyes and ears. It's called 911.
We are an organization just like REACT, Inc.
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Just like REACT except REACT is incorporated and has members and CAER does not.
We help with traffic control at accidents and for a disabled vehicle.
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Wow! You were founded in 1987 and admit you only have helped one vehicle.
We help during severe weather under the National Weather Service SKYWARN.
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Helping with severe weather involves looking at the yardstick planted in the yard and complaining that there's too much snow to drive anywhere right now.
We help with other emergencies under the Home Land Security Act of 2002.
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I highly doubt that ever happened.
Under the Middle Class Tax Relief and Job Creation Act of 2012 all public safety entries have to go digital/narrowband therefore we also need to upgrade our radio communication inorder to serve the public.
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You're in luck Bob! You aren't a public safety organization so it doesn't apply to you! You are an old man who listens to the radio.
We are not 501c3 tax exempt, but we are registered in the state of Ohio. Please help us to help others.
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Registered? Any company or individual that wishes to do business in Ohio under a name other than its registered company name must register a "trade name" or a "fictitious name" (which is the same thing as DBA or "doing business as"). All trade names and fictitious names are registered with the Ohio Secretary of State.

This "company" is not registered to do any business. That's why CAER is registered under a fictitious name. It's a fictitious company.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Helping with severe weather involves looking at the yardstick planted in the yard and complaining that there's too much snow to drive anywhere right now.
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I love the weather stick, it cracks me up.
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
This "company" is not registered to do any business. That's why CAER is registered under a fictitious name. It's a fictitious company.
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Wait, could someone take the CAER name by registering it, then sending him a Cease and deceased? That would provide about a weeks worth of entertainment.

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dang, well maybe I’ll just grab CAER.com, I bet that would still piss him off.
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Roberta doesn’t dare elaborate on how he “helps” with severe weather. I wonder exactly what he thinks he does that’s so helpful and indispensable to law enforcement. No one gives a shit about a termite-ridden yardstick sticking out of the urine-soaked ground outside a dilapidated trailer.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Roberta doesn’t dare elaborate on how he “helps” with severe weather. I wonder exactly what he thinks he does that’s so helpful and indispensable to law enforcement. No one gives a shit about a termite-ridden yardstick sticking out of the urine-soaked ground outside a dilapidated trailer.
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Slob thinks it's important because he's one of the most narcissistic people on earth. That's all that matters, to him. Me me me. Look at me. He actually believes folks watch his videos for spiritual guidance and 2-day old weather reports. I watch his videos because this bumbling idiot is hilarious. He's been a Bozo and a complete failure since Day 1 and has spent his entire life creating a non-sensical world of delusion, lies, and self-importance. Fake titles, fake degrees, fake badges, fake ailments, fake ministry, fake Care Bear organization, and the chart-topping whopper, a self-proclaimed 'prophet' and 'chosen one' that saw Jesus (while choking on a Big Mac.)

Paperboy to prophet to chosen one are huge self-promotions.

Slob is a legend in his delusional mind.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Roberta doesn’t dare elaborate on how he “helps” with severe weather. I wonder exactly what he thinks he does that’s so helpful and indispensable to law enforcement. No one gives a shit about a termite-ridden yardstick sticking out of the urine-soaked ground outside a dilapidated trailer.
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Willhelm Reich already did this, he could channel the "orgone" atmospheric energy with some useless madman machine, and manipulate the orgone with orgasms and therefore control the weather.

Bob is either late to the weather magic mad skillz or , you know, lying and making shit up like he normally does
 
I am reel doktur! said:
Paperboy to prophet to chosen one are huge self-promotions.
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Paperboy to Prophet would be a great name for his next book. Roberta claims to have been writing it for years now, but the hacking team only found blank Word docs in the New Book folder on his laptop. Doesn’t he know we’re all waiting with bated breath to see him try to walk back his admissions of homosexual threesomes and molesting toddlers?
 
I can't see Bob writing another book. He knows we're on to his bullshit and doesn't want to deal with the backlash that the hackers will rein down on him.
He almost never posts on YouTube any more.
He is afraid!
Bob knows he can no longer defend himself with a marble mouthed reading of First Timothy.
There are bigger fish to fry than Bob.
When he does come out with some interesting video about cloud cover in Shitstain, Ohio, we'll simply make him look like an idiot and have fun at his expense.

Accept the fact Bob that WE are your followers. There is no one listening to you other than the hackers. There isn't anyone out there who you are helping and there isn't any man in the clouds who is your "venger".
It would be easy to prove me wrong Bob. Share with us a story about one of your patients in your "soul clinic". You don't have to use names.
Tell us about the last time you used your road signs to aid officials in traffic control.
JUST ONE EXAMPLE BOB!!
For now we'll allow you to continue to live in Mr. McKims neighborhood, the land of make believe.
You'd better behave yourself though. We are currently working with officials of Carroll county to make sure you are no longer able to harm any of it's residents.
You are our Bitch Bob,
For once in your sorry lifetime, admit it.
Think about it, you know I'm right.
 
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crayolasword said:
Notice the Bob couldn’t be bothered helping his elderly neighbor get a path out of his trailer this go round.
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Not to mention that the trailer park’s poor cats are now forced to shit in the freezing snow after Bob stole all their kitty litter to protect his driveway from ice.
 
Bob is still too afraid to revive his YouTube “ministry.” He can’t even come up with a single patient case study from his “SOUL Clinic.” I hope he’s not taking out his frustrations on Rene or the cat.
 
Tonight I've been thumbing through stories in the Coshocton Tribune regarding traffic accidents in the area.
REACT does seems to provide a valuable service for the people in their community.
Unfortunately the citizens of Carroll county are not as fortunate. I can not find any evidence that CAER has ever assisted in any accidents in Carrollton in the last several years!
There are really only 2 possible reasons for this.
First, Bob is simply too fucking lazy to pry his fat ass out of his recliner.
The second reason is, Bob has been put on notice by Carroll county not to show up and get in the way or he will be arrested!
Thank You REACT! You provide a valuable service to your community.
Bob, stay home, play with your toys and pretend to be something that you are not.
FAKE, FAKE. FAKE. FAKE.
 
I am reel doktur! said:
And the cash keeps rolling in.

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Remember, these are MY RADIOS! NOT YOUR RADIOS!

Donate to his Go Fund Me page today, so Slob can buy more MY RADIOS!

This is a classic video. It takes Slob a minute to get rolling but when he does, he goes into full bug-eyed lunatic meltdown mode.

This video also shows just how much crap can be stuffed into a dilapidated trailer without it collapsing.
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Glad to see he never fixed the gaping hole in the ceiling....
 
Remember a few months ago when Bob posted a video of a line crew hanging power lines on the street by his trailer?

This would have been a perfect opportunity for CAER to help out. Bob could have stood at the end of the road with his finger up his ass holding a "road closed" sign. Very little chance that he could screw it up.

He was either too lazy to offer up the services of his make believe organization or he did offer to help and they laughed in his face!!
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Remember a few months ago when Bob posted a video of a line crew hanging power lines on the street by his trailer?

This would have been a perfect opportunity for CAER to help out. Bob could have stood at the end of the road with his finger up his ass holding a "road closed" sign. Very little chance that he could screw it up.

He was either too lazy to offer up the services of his make believe organization or he did offer to help and they laughed in his face!!
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I remember he immediately stopped filming and waddled his fat ass away when one of the workers started to walk toward him.
 
Decided to check in on old Robert. Glad to see he's exactly the same and hasn't aged like some trailer park vampire.

I've returned to the flock, Bob.
 
Albert Ball said:
Glad to see he never fixed the gaping hole in the ceiling....
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It's more important to Slob to spend (taxpayer) money on road signs, lime green/yellow clothes, fake patches and security hats, dashboard cameras, weather stations, and Jesus hats, than taking measures to lower his (taxpayer-paid) heating costs.

The entire trailer isn't worth a major overhaul. It's a dilapidated firetrap with a $0 resale value.

Slob said in a video he paid $400 for the trailer and the shed.

It's been all downhill since he moved in.

At that time, it didn't have holes in the ceiling, exposed wires from the ceiling, a leaky roof, plastic-covered windows, a bare light bulb in every room, blankets tacked up over a boarded-up back door, duct tape on broken windows, floor-to-ceiling garbage in every room, a narrow pathway through the garbage, and a Christmas tree that's been in a corner for 7 years.

However, the years-old gaping hole does let the noxious fumes from their recliners escape in the air of the trailer park.

It's the equivalent of living downwind from a pig farm.

This explains why no one has ever been seen outside in Slob's many videos of the trailer park and of himself waddling around the trailer park.
 
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Did we finally drive him off the internet?????

Does Bob pay rent for his trailer to be there or does he actually own the small plot it sits on?
 
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