🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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There is no video proof that he helped his neighbor, so it didn't happen. Bob waited until that poor old man shoveled his own pathway then took credit for it. You're not fooling us Bob. We know you're a liar. In fact, it was probably his neighbor who is clearing Bob's snow. Bob just pretends he's doing it himself. I've not seen any video proof that Bob has done anything!
 
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what the fuck is that on the wall behind him? Bob did you guilt your grandkids into making that Ohio safety sign for you?
 
Bob's "snow videos" have been up on Facebook for a couple days and only 6 to 8 people have viewed them.
The only people watching are the hackers who laugh at him.
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Bob's "snow videos" have been up on Facebook for a couple days and only 6 to 8 people have viewed them.
The only people watching are the hackers who laugh at him.
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And the cash keeps rolling in.

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Remember, these are MY RADIOS! NOT YOUR RADIOS!

Donate to his Go Fund Me page today, so Slob can buy more MY RADIOS!

This is a classic video. It takes Slob a minute to get rolling but when he does, he goes into full bug-eyed lunatic meltdown mode.

This video also shows just how much crap can be stuffed into a dilapidated trailer without it collapsing.
 
At first, I thought i was watching an episode of "Hoarders".
Bob was right about one thing. On that day the hacking, harassing, and doxing stopped. Just like he said it would!
Thanks. I hadn't seen that in years.

PREACHING THE WAY PREACHING SHOULD BE PREACHED!
POUNDING ON THE PULPIT, AND MAYBE A FIST TO THE FACE!!!
GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HOMOSEXUAL SKULL!!
 
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Dr. Long Story Short said:
At first, I thought i was watching an episode of "Hoarders".
Bob was right about one thing. On that day the hacking, harassing, and doxing stopped. Just like he said it would!
Thanks. I hadn't seen that in years.

PREACHING THE WAY PREACHING SHOULD BE PREACHED!
POUNDING ON THE PULPIT, AND MAYBE A FIST TO THE FACE!!!
GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HOMOSEXUAL SKULL!!
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
WITH A HAND ON THE PULPIT AND A FIST TO THE FACE!
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This fatass moronic clown couldn't punch his way out of a bubble bath.
 
AnOminous said:
Wait, what the fuck? I always thought we were just joking about the bisexual Satanist stuff. He literally has a fucking shrine to Baphomet?
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Would we joke about something so serious?

If you ever wondered why Bob lives in BFE, it’s to be close to farms from which he can steal animals’ blood for his satanic rituals. The Carrollton newspaper routinely publishes police blotter details about local rams and sheep being violated on farms a stone’s throw from Bob’s trailer. He thinks his neighbors’ skulls are too thick to suspect anything but even stupid hillbillies can see what Bob is up to.
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
At first, I thought i was watching an episode of "Hoarders".
Bob was right about one thing. On that day the hacking, harassing, and doxing stopped. Just like he said it would!
Thanks. I hadn't seen that in years.

PREACHING THE WAY PREACHING SHOULD BE PREACHED!
POUNDING ON THE PULPIT, AND MAYBE A FIST TO THE FACE!!!
GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HOMOSEXUAL SKULL!!
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Tells the cat to calm down.

Then he goes into bug-eyed rage mode.

Classic Slob - - Do as I say, not as I do.
 
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AnOminous said:
Wait, what the fuck? I always thought we were just joking about the bisexual Satanist stuff. He literally has a fucking shrine to Baphomet?
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I'm just as surprised as you are and more so because I thought this guy was dead.
 
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It snowed and Bob is ready to tell us all about it.

Bob didn't go to church today because it was canceled for weather and "other reasons". Could those other reasons be that the church has asked him nicely to stop attending?

Bob then advises everyone of a road closure in the middle of BumFuckNowhere. Of course Bob isn't at the scene helping direct traffic or assist his community. Wow, we can really trust CAER to jump into action when duty calls. CAER needs to elect a new president because their current one is a bumbling idiot who is embezzling money.

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Notice that REACT doesn't consist of one fat toothless disabled man and his bedbound girlfriend.
Notice that REACT is an actual organization and is eligible for government grants.
Notice that REACT goes out and assists at the scene of an accident.

CAER is not REACT. CAER has no reason to exist. REACT helps people. CAER is a joke.
 
Hey Bob, when you tell us that REACT assists at the scene of an accident, that just tells us that your piece of shit Fake organization doesn't really exist!
We want to know WHY YOUR FAT LAZY ASS ISN'T THERE!!!
We know the answer. You've been told to stay away or you'll be arrested.
WE KNOW THE REAL TRUTH BOB!
 
I have it on good information that the reason Slob left REACT is because they wanted to appoint him the position of “blockade“ for runaway semis and trains. He thought the position was beneath him.
 
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