🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I am reel doktur! said:
No worries. According to Slob and his big book of hearsay, we're living in the 'last days'. And according to Slob's vast video collection, we have been for a very long time. He's been a broken record 'preaching' about the 'last days' for years. No one knows exactly when the last day will occur because, according to Slob's logic and vast knowledge of science - - - time zones.
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The Last Days are the result of human wickedness. As such, God can't provide an exact or even approximate date without robbing us of our free will. Which is a concept that "pastor" Bob is not smart enough to understand, and I do get the impression that he probably wouldn't care about it even if he did. Except perhaps to the extent that he could use it to absolve himself of his sins, not that he would extend the same courtesy to anyone else of course.
 
I am reel doktur! said:
No worries. According to Slob and his big book of hearsay, we're living in the 'last days'. And according to Slob's vast video collection, we have been for a very long time. He's been a broken record 'preaching' about the 'last days' for years. No one knows exactly when the last day will occur because, according to Slob's logic and vast knowledge of science - - - time zones.
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According to the Actual Bible, nobody can predict it.

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

What hubris to pretend he knows.
 
Everything Beagle said:
According to the Actual Bible, nobody can predict it.

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

What hubris to pretend he knows.
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Remember when Slob told us he saw Jesus (while Slob was choking on a Big Mac) and Jesus told him - 'Go back, it's not your time. You're a chosen one."

It was one of his most hilarious, delusional, and narcissistic videos. He went from paperboy to chosen one in record time.

Nevertheless, if Jesus had a watch, things would be very different.

Sadly, Slob was in the wrong time zone.

It wasn't his time.
 
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If you notice one thing about these so called time predictors and others who say Jesus is coming back soon, it's always within a few years, no one will say, Jesus is coming back in say 2675 A.D. because there isn't any money in it.
 
Bob has told 2 different versions of his horse shit "meeting Jesus" story.
In one, he claims to have seen a man with a beard. In another version he says that he never actually saw sky daddy, he just felt his presence.
Another lie Bob?
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Bob has told 2 different versions of his horse shit "meeting Jesus" story.
In one, he claims to have seen a man with a beard. In another version he says that he never actually saw sky daddy, he just felt his presence.
Another lie Bob?
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Jokes on us. When Roberta says he wants to meet Jesus, he's talking about a Puerto Rican pool boy,not the Lord.
 
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I'm convinced he doesn't make a video because he's fucking lazy.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Bob's elderly neighbor was snowed in. Instead of using his snow blower to help his neighbor, Bob just handed him a shovel and told him to do it himself. What a selfish prick!
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I guess bob believes in the old saying “god help those who help themselves”. Which is a really shitty saying since it’s just an excuse to be a lazy fuck to each other. Some one is homeless and needs something to eat? Well, god help those who help themselves… bob is a lazy, selfish prick
 
Bonus! 2 more meaningless videos from the obese lime green/yellow trailer park turd. However, Slob did mention that he can't do anything with gloves on. This is funny because he can't do anything without gloves.

By the looks of his car, it's a safe bet his neighbors told him to fuck off and die when he called them for help.

Good to see Slob can handle that snowblower and shovel snow in spite of his disabling spina bifida.

It's a shame Slob didn't get that double-wide trailer in Florida from his father. He wouldn't have to complain and bitch about snow.

On the bright side, Slob did get a couple of old Cool-Whip/Tupperware containers from his father.

Enjoy the videos, that are always good for several laughs, especially when Slob tries to pronounce evaluation and cellulitis.
 
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