🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Bob is so stupid, incompetent and disagreeable that he got fired from a volunteer position. :story:
 
Roberta’s doppelgänger has been found: Maw Slaton, mother of 1000 Pound Sisters Tammy and Amy Slaton.

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HarveySperg41 said:
Do you think we’ll get some day late weather reports from Officer Dipshit this weekend?
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The world is waiting to know how much snow fell on a dilapidated trailer park in the middle of nowhere Ohio. Film at 11. Or 4:30, or 2:15 or 11:45. Whenever Slob gets out of his recliner, gets dressed up in his lime green/yellow big boy clothes with all the patches, puts on a 'security' baseball cap, and slides down Rene's handicapped ramp to show everyone the high-tech yardstick at the end of his trailer/Soul Clinic/Ministry.

If Slob was smart (which isn't possible) he'd take Rene's SSI check and put it on his Go Fund Me scam, to give it the appearance that he's getting donations. He could pull Rene's SSI donation back out and spend it on more patches, t-shirts, road signs, and security and Jesus hats.

Money laundering, for the mentally challenged.
 
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I was watching the new Resident Evil film and have to say Chief Irons has an uncanny resemblence to our dear Rev. Bob. The character is just as useless too!
 
I B DR CHANdra said:
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I was watching the new Resident Evil film and have to say Chief Irons has an uncanny resemblence to our dear Rev. Bob. The character is just as useless too!
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If Bob lost 300 pounds and still had teeth, he could have looked like this. But at least Chief Irons has actual credentials.
 
Bob posted a video to his CAER Facebook page claiming that Rene had multiple seizures and went to the hospital. Instead of staying with her and making sure she was okay, he just left her there and went back to his trailer. What a loving husband. Oh wait, they're not married. Guess that's why Bob cares more about getting a new radio than his invalid girlfriend.

THIS IS GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR LIVING IN SIN, BOB!
 
Could this be it?
Could this be the event that causes Bob to lose his extra paycheck?
I wish the best for Rene, but Bob isn't capable of caring for himself, let alone Rene.
Best case scenario, Rene is removed from the grips of this delusional fucktard and Bob's income is cut in half.

That is where the real fun will begin!!!!!!
WE ALL KNOW IT'S COMING!
Everyone except Bob knows that this scenario is inevitable!

If you listen carefully Bob, you can hear the clock ticking. Deep down, you know I'm right.
Think about it!!
 
Bob is afraid to post an update about Rene on YouTube. He knows we know that her deteriorating condition is 100% his fault.
 
Wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't have Colonial Penn life insurance on her and neglecting her on purpose to collect a few $1,000.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
3. “Mental health technician” wtf. Guess he abandoned pursuit of that particular worthless diploma.
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I know of at least one state that does not employ them. Not my area of expertise, but it's such a generic thing.

(Ot: There is a hospital I know of that does not employ LPNs. Only RNs and CNA's. Many years ago, that hospital voted to do that and there were at least two LPNs that went to the paper to cry foul, one was like "I've been here 15 years and I didn't think their new rule or whatever applied to me!" Lol.)

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Bob is afraid to post an update about Rene on YouTube. He knows we know that her deteriorating condition is 100% his fault.

Bob is afraid the persecutors of Christians will hack Rene's account while they're gone and find whatever dastardly stupid shit he's got hidden there
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Bob is so stupid, incompetent and disagreeable that he got fired from a volunteer position. :story:
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Bob is the example of someone who is so worthless that he is literally of negative worth, and if you had to, you'd pay him just to fuck off and never be seen again.
 
AnOminous said:
Bob is the example of someone who is so worthless that he is literally of negative worth, and if you had to, you'd pay him just to fuck off and never be seen again.
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Bob will only post a video when this thread make him angry enough and he feels the need to bitch about how he is a victim.
 
If his CAER security is so important, why doesn't he apply for a grant from the state or county? I know our volunteer rescue squad got all their equipment updated when the county updated theirs. I bet Bob has been told by the police and fire more than once to stop scanner chasing scenes.
 
Dirty Harry said:
If his CAER security is so important, why doesn't he apply for a grant from the state or county? I know our volunteer rescue squad got all their equipment updated when the county updated theirs. I bet Bob has been told by the police and fire more than once to stop scanner chasing scenes.
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Which is why law enforcement everywhere is changing to encrypted communication. Slob doesn’t need a new radio to ‘serve the community’. He wants a new radio so he can play dress up and go to calls, where he’s not welcome.

It speaks volumes that the sheriff notes when REACT responds to calls but never mentions the CARE BEAR RETARD PATROL.
 
My wife just asked me if I was planning on showering before we went out to dinner.
I replied, "I use Mitchum. It's so good you can skip a day"
Her response, "that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard"!
Exactly.

Check out Bob's profile on this web site.
A diploma in Law. Now Bob's a lawyer??
Another lie Bob?
Will it ever stop??

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Whenever someone names a ministry after themselves, instead of God or the Church, it is almost always bad. It means they love themselves more then they love God. McKim thinks in his mind he is above god.
 
Lmao that he claims to be “trained” in “total mind healing” yet is openly batshit crazy. Thank God he’s literally never had one “patient” — otherwise he’d have done real damage.
 
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