🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Roberta’s latest video is truly unhinged. He admits that he is such an incompetent nightmare that literally everyone who was previously involved in CAER fled as fast as their fat legs could carry them. So now it’s just Roberta and Rene. And THIS is the “organization” Roberta claims to be “president” of. :story:

He also says he doesn’t go by the government’s rules, he goes by the Bible. Does he really think that excuse would pass muster with the IRS? Try it and see, Bobbi. (Note: I would never report anybody to the IRS, not even this cretin. And I hope nobody else does. He’s destroying his own life just fine without any help.)

 
John Andrews Stan said:
Roberta’s latest video is truly unhinged. He admits that he is such an incompetent nightmare that literally everyone who was previously involved in CAER fled as fast as their fat legs could carry them. So now it’s just Roberta and Rene. And THIS is the “organization” Roberta claims to be “president” of. :story:

He also says he doesn’t go by the government’s rules, he goes by the Bible. Does he really think that excuse would pass muster with the IRS? Try it and see, Bobbi. (Note: I would never report anybody to the IRS, not even this cretin. And I hope nobody else does. He’s destroying his own life just fine without any help.)

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This clown has forgotten 99% of the lies he's spewed over the years. Fortunately, (and very unfortunately for Slob) there are his videos to remind him of his lies. And when he's reminded of a lie he's forgotten (he can only store so much information with 3 functioning brain cells), he attempts to cover his tracks by digging himself a hole deeper than the Mariana Trench.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Why does Bob need $600 to LARP as a security guard in a place that has no crime?

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Listen; the reason why the crime rate is so low in Carrollton is because of Dr. McKim and his work with CAER. The criminals in the area know not to mess with him and that if they do anything he will report it and the real police will send in the SWAT team
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Today by Robert McKim, Organizer
I have one donation so far. Please help us get what we need
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Lol get fucked. If you’re not willing to get a job, people with jobs aren’t going to give you our hard-earned money so you can play dress-up and cause car crashes.
 
Guys, I know how much everyone loves their communities and wants to keep them safe. That's why I have to warn you all about the dangerous scam going around called CAER.

I've done a little bit of digging and found some disturbing statistics:
  • 100% of the members of CAER have criminal records ranging from bank robbery to threatening to kill the mayor
  • Very suspicious that every single member of CAER is white. Racist much?
  • Not a single member of CAER has a real job. Every single member relies on government handouts
  • The Radio Patrol division of CAER consists of one car
  • Half the members of CAER don't even know how to use a radio
  • The president of CAER had his kids taken away from him because of his abusive history
  • 50% of all CAER members are so disabled that they can barely walk. Is this someone you trust to protect the community?
  • The president of CAER has had sexual relations with at least 50% of the other members and has bragged about engaging in immoral threesomes with members
  • CAER was founded 35 years ago and has yet to prevent a single crime or save a single life
  • Every single member of CAER has diabetes
  • The president has been know to post pictures of other members' bowel movements in online videos
  • CAER headquarters is located in a dilapidated mobile home with rolled roofing. Oddly enough, every single member of CAER also lists the address of CAER headquarters as their residence.
  • CAER is not registered as a legal non-profit organization and does not have a board of directors. The president of CAER has held that position for 35 years and personally makes all the decisions. He is not accountable to anyone.
BEWARE OF CAER!!! PROTECT THE COMMUNITY!!!
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
100% of the members of CAER have criminal records ranging from bank robbery to threatening to kill the mayor
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Not just criminal records — these are convicted felons. “Trust us, all of our members have been found guilty of felonies!” isn’t the most persuasive sales pitch.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Not just criminal records — these are convicted felons. “Trust us, all of our members have been found guilty of felonies!” isn’t the most persuasive sales pitch.
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How often do you think Slob checks this website for new posts? 4, 7, 9 times an hour? He is completely obsessed with Kiwi Farms. This website is controlling his pitiful, meaningless and pathetic existence. He can't leave it alone and waddle away. He is predictably cyclical. He makes a video -> we dissect his lies with facts -> he makes a rebuttal video (digging himself a deeper hole) -> we dissect that video with facts -> and on -> and on -> and on. When he says "I got up early this morning to get some things done", that's another lie. Aside from making the rounds of Food Banks and being a menace on the roads in search of a 'lolsuit', Slob has nothing to do, especially at 2 or 3 a.m. Food Banks are closed at 2 and 3 a.m. He wakes up several times during the night, waddles his way on a path through floor-to-ceiling clutter, to sit in his recliner, in the dark, to check for new posts. If there is one, he makes a new video.

I was going to use the analogy 'rinse, lather, repeat.'

However, since Slob very rarely bathes or washes his hair, that analogy is not applicable.

Slob has resorted to retro cartoons from the 1950's in his desperate bid to raise money via his ill-fated Go Fund Me campaign.

Which, from the underwhelming response, should be renamed to 'Go Fuck Yourself Slob.'

And, there's this, which is a typical nonsensical video about nothing, in his neverending, gas-voucher wasting, quest to video record a potential 'lolsuit.'

Disregard the incorrect date and time in the video, which are always useful as irrefutable evidence in a 'lolsuit'.

However, it does show that Slob cannot correctly spell the word pulled and that in front is one word, 'infront.'

'Puled' and 'infront.'
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So close, yet so far.

All the degrees he has 'under his belt' apparently did not include spelling and grammar in their curriculums.
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Slob also took it upon himself to rename the Harrison News Herald to the 'Harrison News Harold.'

It's all the news about Harold.

To the Idiot Mobile Rene!
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Note - this is an old 'story' (as opposed to a news article) when Slob's stomach did not rest on the steering wheel, he had teeth, had not completed his collection of meaningless patches, and Rene was able to stand and was not in a permanently vegetative state in her recliner.
 
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I am reel doktur! said:
Slob also took it upon himself to rename the Harrison News Herald to the 'Harrison News Harold.'

It's all the news about Harold.

To the Idiot Mobile Rene!

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Note - this is an old 'story' (as opposed to a news article) when Slob's stomach did not rest on the steering wheel, he had teeth, had not completed his collection of meaningless patches, and Rene was able to stand and was not in a permanently vegetative state in her recliner.
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Look at Rene, with her entire life ahead of her.
The day she met Bob was the day her life began spiraling out of control.
I know you read these Rene.
It's not too late to turn your life back around. Get away from that monster who is only using you to steal your money.
Just like all of us, you are better than Bob. Deep down you know it.
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Look at Rene, with her entire life ahead of her.
The day she met Bob was the day her life began spiraling out of control.
I know you read these Rene.
It's not too late to turn your life back around. Get away from that monster who is only using you to steal your money.
Just like all of us, you are better than Bob. Deep down you know it.
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Tough call. She was a convicted bank robber when that photo was taken. And don't forget the time she tossed aside the Christmas card from her mother and stepfather because it didn't contain any money.
 
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Woo boy.

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1. Spending three weeks in the south after hurricanes implies he was helping. I’ve seen zero proof of this.

2. “On the job” lol good one. Bob’s last job was a paper route.

3. “Mental health technician” wtf. Guess he abandoned pursuit of that particular worthless diploma.

4. As if Bob has ever felt joy after his threesomes with other men stopped happening so often.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Woo boy.

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1. Spending three weeks in the south after hurricanes implies he was helping. I’ve seen zero proof of this.

2. “On the job” lol good one. Bob’s last job was a paper route.

3. “Mental health technician” wtf. Guess he abandoned pursuit of that particular worthless diploma.

4. As if Bob has ever felt joy after his threesomes with other men stopped happening so often.
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Sit tight.

As we speak, Slob is currently making a video about his hurricane adventure.

He will hold up a useless document and a faded Red Cross t-shirt, as 'dokuminted pruf.'

However, he will neglect to mention that he was immediately sent home by the Red Cross when they discovered he was overstating his responsibilities.

At some point during his very brief stay, he promoted himself from somewhere in between volunteer to something less than president and founder.

He will also fail to mention that the Red Cross removed him from their roster and told him, in no uncertain terms, to never request to volunteer with them again.
 
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