At this point he's too greasy for Hell.
🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
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Can you images it, Officer Dipshit dies and he is cremated . But his bloated dead body is so greasy and fat his corpse causes and out of control fire at the crematoroam that causes half of Carrollton to burn down.
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He's cranking out the videos, he sure seems to be crawnky and upset today. Basically he's complaining about us again but not following his own readings because if he were, he would be rejoicing and glad we are persecuting him ) if he would follow Matthew 5:12
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Wow. Bob says God created COVID to kill Bob’s enemies — including Bob’s family members who have died of COVID. What an evil cunt Bob is.
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I wonder if God punishes his enemies by giving them spina bifida or cellulitis?
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Or by making them live in trailers with more holes than walls or ROLLED ROOFING. Or making them suck from their neighbors’ teats to pay the bills.
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Rolled roofing he undoubtedly stole from his fellow Christians or Amish. Bob is putting out some fantastic content lately
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Just more of his usual do as I say, not as I do bullshit. The Bible for Bob is full of lessons and admonishments for how everyone else needs to live their lives, but never for him. He will gleefully pass right by a neighbor in need while complaining about how people have a Christian duty to be charitable (to him.) He will make videos complaining about how the food pantries aren't giving him exactly what he wants, while showing an overstuffed kitchen with more food than 2 people can eat.
You guys are funny with your stories and all, but it's Bob's hypocrisy that keeps me coming back.
You guys are funny with your stories and all, but it's Bob's hypocrisy that keeps me coming back.
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I just discovered this. I am dying on the floor going through it now. The guy really is LEGALLY RETARDED and had to go through years of SPECIAL EDUCATION in school.
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Walking through the Fires of Life with Jesus - a ween's commentary
ICanFeelTheCosmos is proud to present a Silvana Rosechu production of Going through the Fires of Life with Jesus, by Evangelist Dr. Robert L McKim, Sr....
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This line struck me as hilarious.........basically, Bob in a nutshell:I just discovered this. I am dying on the floor going through it now. The guy really is LEGALLY RETARDED and had to go through years of SPECIAL EDUCATION in school.
Walking through the Fires of Life with Jesus - a ween's commentary
ICanFeelTheCosmos is proud to present a Silvana Rosechu production of Going through the Fires of Life with Jesus, by Evangelist Dr. Robert L McKim, Sr....
"They were on General Assistance, food stamps and Medicaid along with his paper route. Things were good"
Yep, Bob living the good life!!
Just in case there are any of you who haven't listened to the audio version of Bob's shitty book, "Going through the Fires of Life with Jesus".
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I don't need a book written by a retard to tell me he's retarded. The proof is in his video introductions.I just discovered this. I am dying on the floor going through it now. The guy really is LEGALLY RETARDED and had to go through years of SPECIAL EDUCATION in school.
Walking through the Fires of Life with Jesus - a ween's commentary
ICanFeelTheCosmos is proud to present a Silvana Rosechu production of Going through the Fires of Life with Jesus, by Evangelist Dr. Robert L McKim, Sr....
Would Slob be willing to sign a copy of his book for me?
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Not for free. You’ll have to pay his light bill or car note.
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- Aug 23, 2018
Just dawned on me that my dog and cat can get a Doctorate Degree from Universal Life Church, just like McKim did.
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I read a story once about a guy who's goldfish recieved a fake online degree, just like Bob's.
To be fair though, the goldfish was much smarter than Bob.
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Absolutely love his my religion is right bullshit. This seems to be a recurring theme with anyone that is in the Pentecostal faith. It's also one of the main reasons why they aren't really welcome to non-Pentecostal family gatherings. Half the time you want to kick their teeth in for telling your kids they are going to hell for enjoying anything secular. They are also the worse when having to be around others. They will point out how you are wrong in your religion. The only upside is that they sometimes open their "churches" in the seedy parts of town.
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Today i was reviewing some of Bob's crap videos from 2014.
Back then, it was common for him to post 2 and sometimes 3 videos a day. An hour of content.
Of course, that was before we shut down his fake ministry.
Nowadays, we have this mush mouthed dip shit so flustered, we're lucky to get 3-4 videos in a month.
Pretty easy for the hackers to win when we're going up against a quiter like Bob.
Back then, it was common for him to post 2 and sometimes 3 videos a day. An hour of content.
Of course, that was before we shut down his fake ministry.
Nowadays, we have this mush mouthed dip shit so flustered, we're lucky to get 3-4 videos in a month.
Pretty easy for the hackers to win when we're going up against a quiter like Bob.
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And Slob isn't even the cool kind of Pentecostal that waves venomous snakes around in the air.
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Dancing around with snakes and holy rolling would involve him getting out of his recliner and off of his ass, so I can't see him doing it.
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Could he substitute snakes with cockroaches? His cupboards are full of them!!