🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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On the 3rd day of Christmas Bob made up in his head, 3 additional FAKE afflictions.

36 tornadoes overnight Bob. This has to be the end of, end of, end of, end of times. Right Bob?
Soon you'll be cumming in the clouds with Jesus.
It was nice knowing you.
 
toad_has_autism said:
Do you think honestly that Bob has insurance on his trailer, I bet he doesn't even have it for his car, and uses a "doctored" insurance card like his fake PH.D. degree.
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I just hacked Bob's computer and I see that he uses Progressive for both his mobile home and his vehicle.
The trailer isn't worth the deductible. I'm sure the agent laughs every time Bob pays his premium.
 
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What year is his trailer? If it's older than a 1976, no company in the world would insure it and even those made prior to 2000 are really hard to get insurance on and have to go through a lot of requirements. Do you think "Dr Bob's" home would pass an insurance inspection???
 
toad_has_autism said:
What year is his trailer? If it's older than a 1976, no company in the world would insure it and even those made prior to 2000 are really hard to get insurance on and have to go through a lot of requirements. Do you think "Dr Bob's" home would pass an insurance inspection???
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If he has his hovel insured I’m sure he has it insured for way more than what it’s actually worth .
 
toad_has_autism said:
What year is his trailer? If it's older than a 1976, no company in the world would insure it and even those made prior to 2000 are really hard to get insurance on and have to go through a lot of requirements. Do you think "Dr Bob's" home would pass an insurance inspection???
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Most older trailers, unless they have extensive refitting, have antiquated electric and insulation too. They are just not up to today's codes otherwise.
 
toad_has_autism said:
What year is his trailer? If it's older than a 1976, no company in the world would insure it and even those made prior to 2000 are really hard to get insurance on and have to go through a lot of requirements. Do you think "Dr Bob's" home would pass an insurance inspection???
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Windows won't open.
Insulation hanging out of the ceiling.
Exposed wires in light fixtures.
Water leaking through the rolled roofing into the bedroom.
An infestation of cockroaches in the kitchen.
Plumbing plugged up with bacon grease
Flames shooting out of his popcorn popper.
Clutter everywhere causing a fire hazard.
Yeah, I'm sure it'd pass an insurance inspection.
 
What's a good present to send to "Dr Bob"???? Should I sent the Mormom Church to visit it? How aboutt some Jehovah Witnesses to pay him a visit.
 
Dr. Long Story Short said:
Windows won't open.
Insulation hanging out of the ceiling.
Exposed wires in light fixtures.
Water leaking through the rolled roofing into the bedroom.
An infestation of cockroaches in the kitchen.
Plumbing plugged up with bacon grease
Flames shooting out of his popcorn popper.
Clutter everywhere causing a fire hazard.
Yeah, I'm sure it'd pass an insurance inspection.
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Don’t forget the parched Xmas tree covered in lights year-round, with two greasy heads of hair right next to it. They probably store their oily rags next to the kerosene heater.
 
Yea, Rene is a victim of abuse and not a lolcow at all, so I lay off her. Going to take a member of her family or social services to do that. Another piece of shit we follow on H&F, Reverend Pastor High Bishop Martin Lindstedt, did the same thing with a 400 pound woman whom he just like sit and shit on her bed and had a pile of diapers in his run down trailer while he was stealing her VA (her past husband died and was a vet) and disability checks.
 
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