🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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crayolasword said:
The war chant of Bob’s ex was “Mommy’s baby. Daddy’s maybe.” The absolute best part was that she kept the McKim name and when she got remarried to another woman they both took the McKim name.
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What did people like him do before the days of the internet? I swear I never heard of creeps like him or lolcow N9OGL Todd Daugherty until the internet started. Did people just kill them in barns and never tell the police?
 
toad_has_autism said:
What did people like him do before the days of the internet? I swear I never heard of creeps like him or lolcow N9OGL Todd Daugherty until the internet started. Did people just kill them in barns and never tell the police?
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They were usually your local town's weirdo resident. The internet has just given them a larger platform. It's like seeing a traveling freakshow for free.
 
And yet another week’s worth of Bob wasting the local police with his trivial whining
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toad_has_autism said:
Sounds like the type of guy where the locals see him in the store, and move to the next aisle to avoid him.

He's also a fucking ham radio operator (surprise, surprise), KE8IEW
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Oh I can only imagine the smell, bengay and pee.


Who’s the distracted driver, the flat slob behind the wheel?
 
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Can u imagine if Bob ever received a chain letter? Any Xers or boomers remember those? Back in the day they were fun to compare the copypastas

He would think all the preteens were a mob out to extort him, or curse him.

They're devil worshippers, those kids and their chain letters about bad luck!

Or he'd continue the chain letter but add tracts, but that assumes Bob has half a downey brain to figure that out. (Plus Bob is poorfag.)

What's that small town somewhere that has a giant Cadillac church and they write letters to entire smaller cities , and they put some printout of Jesus and you're supposed tokneel and pray on it and then mail it back? I kept one around somewhere.

BOB would probably call them not true christians and that they're doing it wrong, those fake Christians!
 
I was hoping for more dashcam footage but not 20 minutes of boring footage of bob driving 10 miles under the speed limit and 5 seconds of him almost getting clipped (which would have been delightful).

a real man of god would know how to edit footage.
 
Got to add "Doctor Bob" to my Christmas card list, never heard of anyone who calls the cops on people who send him gifts in the mail. I've heard of ham radio operators calling the police about being talked about and even a ham radio operator getting a "turd" sent to him and wanting the police to analyze it.

Don't see why he calls the cops for anything considering the "End of the World" according to him is near.
 
toad_has_autism said:
Got to add "Doctor Bob" to my Christmas card list, never heard of anyone who calls the cops on people who send him gifts in the mail. I've heard of ham radio operators calling the police about being talked about and even a ham radio operator getting a "turd" sent to him and wanting the police to analyze it.

Don't see why he calls the cops for anything considering the "End of the World" according to him is near.
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Should we send the good doctor a Yule Log via USPS this Christmas season? I know it's frowned upon, but sometimes you gotta poke the bear.
 
McKim's Rolled Roof said:
Should we send the good doctor a Yule Log via USPS this Christmas season? I know it's frowned upon, but sometimes you gotta poke the bear.
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I’d never do that. But if I did, I wouldn’t forget the special frosting made with Nick Bate’s secret recipe!
 
Don't wait until Christmas. Thursday is a huge day for Bob!
Despite his poor diet and many fake illnesses, Bob turns 80 years old in 2 days, Nov. 18.
I know what you're all thinking, Bob looks much older than 80. I agree, but all things considered, the fat bastard is hanging in there.
I for one am cutting Bob some slack Thursday. Just think of all the make belive afflictions he thinks he's had in the last 80 years.
FAKE neuropathy, FAKE diabetes, FAKE spina bifida occulta, FAKE gerd, FAKE Barrett's esophagus, FAKE acid reflux, FAKE morbid obesity (oh wait, that one is real), FAKE fatty liver, FAKE arthritis, and FAKE lumbar radiculitis, just to name a few of Bob's lies.
He'd have a FAKE period if he could pull it off.
Act now! If you get a turd in the mail, Bob could have it by his birthday!!
 
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