🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Long Story Short said:
Everything Bob "owns" has been GIVEN to him by us, the taxpayers.
Radios, vehicles, food, weather stations, rolled roofing, road signs, recliners, pop corn poppers, shampoo, jesus hats, pajamas for church, fake degrees, unnecessary cable tv subscriptions, roach spray, cell phones, fakes security badges, bibles, highlighters, gas vouchers, hair dye, nose hair trimmers, video cameras, gifts for Rene, medical care, medicines, healthy food.
We the taxpayers, are responsible for it all. Bob hasn't had earned income in decades.
You're welcome Bob!
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You forgot the taxpayers paid for the bacon, too.
 
The latest from our lard and Salivator! This time he’s pissing and moaning because someone dared to send him a card and an iTunes gift card. This required another call to the sheriff because he doesn’t have enough to do with all the raping and murdering. Bob is a class A asshole, and yet he can’t see this. Dunning-Kruger in full force with this bamboon.
 
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Imagine calling the sheriff because you got a gift card you didn’t want. :story:

Someone please clip the part of this video where he shakes his head and says “NOT!” a dozen times. Need it as a gif too, if you’re so inclined. This is pure comedy.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Imagine calling the sheriff because you got a gift card you didn’t want. :story:

Someone please clip the part of this video where he shakes his head and says “NOT!” a dozen times. Need it as a gif too, if you’re so inclined. This is pure comedy.
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Ask and you shall receive.
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Long Story Short said:
Everything Bob "owns" has been GIVEN to him by us, the taxpayers.
Radios, vehicles, food, weather stations, rolled roofing, road signs, recliners, pop corn poppers, shampoo, jesus hats, pajamas for church, fake degrees, unnecessary cable tv subscriptions, roach spray, cell phones, fakes security badges, bibles, highlighters, gas vouchers, hair dye, nose hair trimmers, video cameras, gifts for Rene, medical care, medicines, healthy food.
We the taxpayers, are responsible for it all. Bob hasn't had earned income in decades.
You're welcome Bob!
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Oh and high quality bacon.
 
Rockafire Ass Explosion said:
I would love to know what the local cops think of this exceptional individual. He's about to get a lot more iTunes cards, guaranteed. RIP Renee
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Not that this moron would know that, but you can cash those cards in for most of their face value on a bunch of sites. Anyone who would send him anything but a used card just to fuck with him is an idiot.
 
If only you could get shampoo and soap from an iTunes gift card. I’m wondering if their hot water got turned off because Bob has not bathed in months. So much for treating your body like the gift from God that it is! Nope, Bob eats nonstop junk, doesn’t exercise, and doesn’t clean his body.
 
AnOminous said:
Not that this moron would know that, but you can cash those cards in for most of their face value on a bunch of sites. Anyone who would send him anything but a used card just to fuck with him is an idiot.
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Can you imagine sending him a used $100 grocery card, he goes to the store to use it. He gets told that the card is empty when he is at the register with his shopping cart full of grocerie. Oh the tantrum he would throw.

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HarveySperg41 said:
Can you imagine sending him a used $100 grocery card, he goes to to store to use it. He gets told that the card is empty when he is at the register with his shop cart full of grocerie. Oh the tantrum he would throw.
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He'd just whip out his EBT card and praise Jesus for the bounty that the citizens of Carrolton, Ohio have bestowed upon him.

I for one welcome the free BLT's after Sunday service at the Church of McKim.
 
I wonder how Slob reacted when the sheriffs departed told him they wouldn’t fingerprint the gift card he was given?
 
HarveySperg41 said:
I wonder how Slob reacted when the sheriffs departed told him they wouldn’t fingerprint the gift card he was given?
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I think by now they either don't take his calls at all or they just lie to him and say they sent it off to the fbi for analysis and that there's a 3 year backlog... lady diabeetus will probably take care of things before then
 
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