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I mean he did think the dictionary company invented the word "rendezvous" to trick people into sounding foolish when they read aloud.
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Omg i just looked up that video.
I am convinced he is the dumbest lowcow in this site
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How did I miss this? Seriously??
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In addition to being one of the most retarded humans on earth since humans began walking upright (which Slob barely does), let us not forget that Slob is in a class by himself when it comes to being a low-life, freeloading, selfish piece of shit.
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Bonus! The second video contains the classic "SOTP" spelling.
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I think it's his one of many soothing gestures when he gets supper upset
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Thays what I figured it really wS. I have only noticed him doing it when he starts to go on a tangent over not getting free food or having a difficult time pronouncing hard words that those no good TROLLS with nothing better to do put in the dictionary.
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Since Slob is too retarded to figure out how to pronounce rendezvous from how it is spelled, I'd like to hear him try to pronounce xylophone, another word put in the dictionary by those good-for-nothing trolls. He should stick to easy, one-syllable words like stop. Wait, never mind.
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It's great to see the overwhelming support Slob has received from the grateful and giving residents of Carroll County. And with Christmas coming, I'm sure they will put his goal over the top! 2024 will see Slob post messages on his Care Bear Retard Patrol Facebook page that will be more informative and useful than his current messages. "I got a camera!" will be replaced by "I got a radio!"
Sing along to the Old MacDonald melody - Here a train, there a train, everywhere a train train.
Sing along to the Old MacDonald melody - Here a train, there a train, everywhere a train train.
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Give the local kids a blister pack of Walmart radios to run around with and Blob's jaw would wiggle off his head
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Snow squaw.
Slob sure knows the weather.
Let's sit back and wait for Slob to explain (where he is always right and everyone else is a stupid moron) his pronouncing squall as squaw and also typing squaw twice and squaws once.
His doctorate degree and the other degrees he has under his belt were welfare-provided money well spent.
1.) You get what you pay for. He exudes intelligence and wisdom.
2.) There's a sucker born every minute. Pay $10 bucks for a sham online degree. For $20 bucks you can get a 'Doctor of the Universe' degree from the ULC.
3.) There is no cure for progressive and degenerative mental retardation. Slob is a perfect example of this. The older he gets, the more retarded he becomes.
4.) The only things Slob has under his belt are mold, fungus, and possibly an old piece of bacon.
Slob sure knows the weather.
Let's sit back and wait for Slob to explain (where he is always right and everyone else is a stupid moron) his pronouncing squall as squaw and also typing squaw twice and squaws once.
His doctorate degree and the other degrees he has under his belt were welfare-provided money well spent.
1.) You get what you pay for. He exudes intelligence and wisdom.
2.) There's a sucker born every minute. Pay $10 bucks for a sham online degree. For $20 bucks you can get a 'Doctor of the Universe' degree from the ULC.
3.) There is no cure for progressive and degenerative mental retardation. Slob is a perfect example of this. The older he gets, the more retarded he becomes.
4.) The only things Slob has under his belt are mold, fungus, and possibly an old piece of bacon.
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Doctor Butthurt has been replying on his (non) minestry page.
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"And his mouth calls for blows."
Evidently, he uses that verse to justify his bisexual threesomes.
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You can see him giving looks into his court ordered psychological review on youtube, with references like at 9:30 where they mention he is a hypochondriac who makes up illnesses. It also reveals he's mentally ill, functionally retarded, violent, slow in writing, reading, and speech. 8:43 you can read where his mother was mentally ill and spent time in mental institutions, just like Robert Jr has.
All of that was admitted as fact in court by an expert witness. it was used against him when they denied him any visitation to his biological children (we now know he only had one child, who is severely retarded)
All of that was admitted as fact in court by an expert witness. it was used against him when they denied him any visitation to his biological children (we now know he only had one child, who is severely retarded)
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Denise Kohler, M.Sc., Ph.D., is a Board Certified Clinical Psychologist, in excellent standing with the American Board of Clinical Psychology and the State Medical Board of Ohio. Of course, her education, credentials, and clinical experience mean absolutely nothing to Slob, and pale in comparison to his lengthy list of academic achievements and once being Paperboy of the Month. Therefore, since Slob knows more about clinical psychology than Dr. Kohler, Slob didn't like her (court-ordered) professional
How the person Slob left his message with didn't burst into laughter while listening to Slob rambling is admirable.
Oddly enough, Slob never made a follow-up video about this issue, first holding Dr. Kohler's letter of apology to show everyone and secondly, attempting to read her letter of apology.
Perhaps her letter of apology was lost in the mail.
Worth noting:
Apparently, both the Stratford Career Institute and Belmont Technical College have extraordinarily low entrance prerequisite standards. Evidently, the inability to read, write, spell, and speak English beyond a second-grade level is adequate. It also helps when the tuition is welfare-provided and guaranteed by the State of Ohio.
Stratford Career Institute (SCI) is a distance education school established in 1991 that offers at-home vocational training programs to students in North America. Stratford's corporate offices are located in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, with a U.S shipping/mailing office in St. Albans, Vermont.
Stratford offers more than 60 distance education courses with correspondence by mail, the Internet, or in combination. SCI markets its courses for the purposes of "personal development" to learn or improve skills that can be used to seek employment in a particular field or for personal enjoyment.
In February 2016, the U.S. Federal Trade Commission (FTC) filed a complaint against the school. The FTC alleged that the institute was misleading consumers about its programs, which the FTC said failed to meet the basic requirements set by most U.S. states. SCI settled those claims in 2017, agreeing to cease making false claims about its programs, notify students that they could cancel their program enrollment, and not pursue debts owed by students for that program.
Accreditation
Stratford Career Institute does not hold any regional and national educational accreditation that is recognized by the U.S. Department of Education or any Canadian accreditation agency.
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The International Accreditation Agency is a self-styled "accreditation" board based in the United States. It has no status with the United States Department of Education (USDE) or the Council for Higher Education Accreditation (CHEA). Without USDE and CHEA recognition, its "accreditations" are essentially meaningless.
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He really is a prescription pain medication junkie!!! So obvious!!!! I love this comment from that video.
Raise your hand if your behavior has ever warranted you undergoing two court-ordered evaluations. Hmmm, no one. Now, raise your hand if your behavior has ever warranted you undergoing one court-ordered evaluation. Slob is so special! He had two court-ordered evaluations! He was probably randomly-selected. He probably didn't do anything to get a court to order a psych. evaluation (twice.)
I transcribed some of the Dr. Denise Kohler's expert analysis, the last sentence I quote from her is a classic, which I put on bold and larger letters. I'll try to get some more transcribed if I can read them.
Psychological Evaluation
Mr. McKim has been in treatment at this agency on previous occasions. He was here in 1995 for 23 sessions. He was also seen in 1996 and 1997 for 11 sessions. He returned to this agency on 7/19/01 and he remains in counseling at the present time. He reported that at the request of his wife he came here for anger management. Also, the Department of Job and Family Services requested such treatment after he displayed poor emotional control during a review hearing.
Mr. McKim requested an incident of physical violence where he jumped on his wife's back and .... back of her head with her elbow rather inadvertently. However, he.. (can't quite make it out)
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Mr. McKim indicated that he was referred by the Department of Job and Family Services. Currently there is a restraining order prohibiting him from seeing his wife and children. He has been separated from the since July 18, 2001. Mr. Kim's goal is to be reunited with his family.
During the interview, Mr. McKim expressed himself in an elaborate and circumstantial fashion. In response to a question about how he felt the morning of the interview, he provided a great deal of background information for about half an hour but without being able to give a response that was specific and relevant. Mr. McKim was redirectable and cooperative but shorty following redirection, his conversation tended again to be circumstantial. In addition, Mr. McKim displayed minimal eye contact and his affect was constricted.
The following information was obtained during the first interview with Mr. McKim. In 2000, there were charges of aggravating manacing filed against him. This was tied to an incident that occurred in April 2000. He had received a letter from the City of Newcomerstown requiring him to remove "rubbish and junk" off his property. He did some cleaning up, but this was no sufficient in the eyes of the authorities. Mr. McKim reportedly made some threats and was charged with aggravated meanacing which was later reduced to making a false alarm. In relation to the incident, he spent twelve days in jail during the month of May, and was ordered to pay court cost.
Robert has a learning disability in reading, writing, and math. He reported he was frequently teased and bullied in school. His history of employment is unsubstantial. He delivered newspapers for ten years. He then sold food.. from his home. Later he became interested in CB radios and worked in.
It appears this gentlemen is quite an underachiever.
Raise your hand if your behavior has ever warranted you undergoing two court-ordered evaluations. Hmmm, no one. Now, raise your hand if your behavior has ever warranted you undergoing one court-ordered evaluation. Slob is so special! He had two court-ordered evaluations! He was probably randomly-selected. He probably didn't do anything to get a court to order a psych. evaluation (twice.)
I transcribed some of the Dr. Denise Kohler's expert analysis, the last sentence I quote from her is a classic, which I put on bold and larger letters. I'll try to get some more transcribed if I can read them.
Psychological Evaluation
Mr. McKim has been in treatment at this agency on previous occasions. He was here in 1995 for 23 sessions. He was also seen in 1996 and 1997 for 11 sessions. He returned to this agency on 7/19/01 and he remains in counseling at the present time. He reported that at the request of his wife he came here for anger management. Also, the Department of Job and Family Services requested such treatment after he displayed poor emotional control during a review hearing.
Mr. McKim requested an incident of physical violence where he jumped on his wife's back and .... back of her head with her elbow rather inadvertently. However, he.. (can't quite make it out)
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Mr. McKim indicated that he was referred by the Department of Job and Family Services. Currently there is a restraining order prohibiting him from seeing his wife and children. He has been separated from the since July 18, 2001. Mr. Kim's goal is to be reunited with his family.
During the interview, Mr. McKim expressed himself in an elaborate and circumstantial fashion. In response to a question about how he felt the morning of the interview, he provided a great deal of background information for about half an hour but without being able to give a response that was specific and relevant. Mr. McKim was redirectable and cooperative but shorty following redirection, his conversation tended again to be circumstantial. In addition, Mr. McKim displayed minimal eye contact and his affect was constricted.
The following information was obtained during the first interview with Mr. McKim. In 2000, there were charges of aggravating manacing filed against him. This was tied to an incident that occurred in April 2000. He had received a letter from the City of Newcomerstown requiring him to remove "rubbish and junk" off his property. He did some cleaning up, but this was no sufficient in the eyes of the authorities. Mr. McKim reportedly made some threats and was charged with aggravated meanacing which was later reduced to making a false alarm. In relation to the incident, he spent twelve days in jail during the month of May, and was ordered to pay court cost.
Robert has a learning disability in reading, writing, and math. He reported he was frequently teased and bullied in school. His history of employment is unsubstantial. He delivered newspapers for ten years. He then sold food.. from his home. Later he became interested in CB radios and worked in.
It appears this gentlemen is quite an underachiever.
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Slob's impressive list of underachievements.
I particularly like his being a Job Coach, for a month.
Job and Family Services arranged this job in an attempt to get Slob off welfare. However, after a very short time, the (educated and qualified) Staff at Creative Rehab realized he had no qualifications for the position and he was summarily fired.
Slob can only bullshit people for so long before being discovered that he can neither read, write or speak English beyond a second-grade level.
This termination added to his lengthy list of being fired from lofty and high-caliber positions.
For reasons unexplained, he did not include being a paperboy for 10 years, once receiving the prestigious Paperboy of the Month Award.
Nor did he list being a weather watcher and member of Homeland Security.
Ironically, the only job Slob hasn't been fired from is his self-created, fictitious, sham Ministry and Soul Clinic.
Rene, after being a bank robber, became the Vice President of the Ministry and Soul Clinic. She does not have the organizational chart authority to fire Slob.
Slob can keep his fantasy job and title for life without fear of being terminated.
And keep cashing Rene's welfare checks until she dies.
I particularly like his being a Job Coach, for a month.
Job and Family Services arranged this job in an attempt to get Slob off welfare. However, after a very short time, the (educated and qualified) Staff at Creative Rehab realized he had no qualifications for the position and he was summarily fired.
Slob can only bullshit people for so long before being discovered that he can neither read, write or speak English beyond a second-grade level.
This termination added to his lengthy list of being fired from lofty and high-caliber positions.
For reasons unexplained, he did not include being a paperboy for 10 years, once receiving the prestigious Paperboy of the Month Award.
Nor did he list being a weather watcher and member of Homeland Security.
Ironically, the only job Slob hasn't been fired from is his self-created, fictitious, sham Ministry and Soul Clinic.
Rene, after being a bank robber, became the Vice President of the Ministry and Soul Clinic. She does not have the organizational chart authority to fire Slob.
Slob can keep his fantasy job and title for life without fear of being terminated.
And keep cashing Rene's welfare checks until she dies.
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I’d rather eat directly from my own asshole.
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It's a pity that Rene is in a laconic state for 23 1/2 hours every day and for the 1/2 hour she is functional enough to eat and not shit herself in her recliner, is too retarded to figure out how the camera on her phone works.
I would love to see her post videos of Slob's reactions when he opens this website and reads the posts about him.
He must go absolutely bug-eyed batshit crazy and rant, rave, and scream for hours.
It's good that we give him something to do.
p.s. Slob, here is the view this morning from our home in the Bavarian Alps. It's a great time of year. Snow on the mountaintops and late autumn in the lower elevations. Come on over and visit, we'll be here until April 26, 2024. Then we'll go back to Seychelles for the Summer. You know, it's not as expensive to get here from Shithole, Ohio as it is to get to our home in Seychelles.
Oh, wait. Your welfare-funded gas vouchers don't pay for airplane tickets.
Have a blessed day. Say hi to Chris T for me.
Hey! Maybe while you're here visiting you could send weather reports about the snow squaws in the Alps!
There are a lot of indigenous female native Americans wandering about in the Bavarian Alps.
I would love to see her post videos of Slob's reactions when he opens this website and reads the posts about him.
He must go absolutely bug-eyed batshit crazy and rant, rave, and scream for hours.
It's good that we give him something to do.
p.s. Slob, here is the view this morning from our home in the Bavarian Alps. It's a great time of year. Snow on the mountaintops and late autumn in the lower elevations. Come on over and visit, we'll be here until April 26, 2024. Then we'll go back to Seychelles for the Summer. You know, it's not as expensive to get here from Shithole, Ohio as it is to get to our home in Seychelles.
Oh, wait. Your welfare-funded gas vouchers don't pay for airplane tickets.
Have a blessed day. Say hi to Chris T for me.
Hey! Maybe while you're here visiting you could send weather reports about the snow squaws in the Alps!
There are a lot of indigenous female native Americans wandering about in the Bavarian Alps.
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I’m surprised Bob didn’t make a comment or post about the abortion being written into Ohio’s constitution. I guess he doesn’t really care about babies being killed. Or maybe Bob actually voted in favor of the bill?