🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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I’m sure Bob took his “college career” LARP seriously and actually did study even though studying for a mail-in diploma is dumber than studying for a blood test.

If the worst thing about Bob was his fake degrees and warped religious views, it would be a relief. We’re his only audience so it’s not as if he is influencing anyone out there to fund his lavish lifestyle à la his hero Jim Bakker.

But he would if he could. Bob is an aspiring crook. His low IQ has thus far saved him from succeeding at it.

The worst thing about Bob is how he treats other people. Biblically, consequences (“punishments”) for transgressions committed against other humans are much more severe than for sins committed against God. Even if you look only at the Ten Commandments (there are hundreds more), most of them relate to our relationships with the people we’re sharing God’s world with. Mistreating people has no place in religion.

But Bob makes up his own rules. He’s not a Christian, he’s a Bobian.
 
If the love of money is the root of all evil,, why does Bob have up a gofundme page?
In Bob’s warped take on Xianity, Bob is exempt from all of God’s commands. The world exists to serve Bob. Which is why he’s always angry. Nobody believes in what he’s preaching.
 
Well he's not a false prophet because a false prophet can deceive people. No one is being fooled by Bob's antics.

He's just a fucked up human being who is just always angwry.
 
Well he's not a false prophet because a false prophet can deceive people. No one is being fooled by Bob's antics.

He's just a fucked up human being who is just always angwry.
My wife has asked me, at least a dozen times, "who does he think he's talking to in his videos".

In his nuts and bolts brain,Bob really thinks there are people who listen to him for advice. He really thinks people turn on their computers to hear his religious bullshit, traffic reports, news, and weather alerts. ITS' FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!!!

It's only us Bob. You exist on this earth for only one reason.
SO WE CAN LAUGH AT YOU!!

Keep it up, Bob.

Think about it, you know I'm right.
 
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Just think, if this retard actually did live streaming, people might donate to him for the entertainment value alone. I can see it now, Bob pick your nose and eat it on live stream and donate 10 dollars to him.

We need Mckim featured on Kino Casino or Cozy.

Can you imagine him coming onto Ralph’s stream?
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My wife has asked me, at least a dozen times, "who does he think he's talking to in his videos".

In his nuts and bolts brain,Bob really thinks there are people who listen to him for advice. He really thinks people turn on their computers to hear his religious bullshit, traffic reports, news, and weather alerts. ITS' FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!!!

It's only us Bob. You exist on this earth for only one reason.
SO WE CAN LAUGH AT YOU!!

Keep it up, Bob.

Think about it, you know I'm right.
Some people need to know how much snow Carrolton got last Tuesday.
 
Just think, if this retard actually did live streaming, people might donate to him for the entertainment value alone. I can see it now, Bob pick your nose and eat it on live stream and donate 10 dollars to him.
I've always said that all of Bob's money issues would be gone if he simply put 2 or 3 cameras in his dump and sold a monthly subscription.
Kind of a Retard Truman Show.
I'd pay without batting an eye.
In fact, I'd even buy the cameras, for a percentage of the profits.
 
all of Bob's money issues would be gone if he simply put 2 or 3 cameras in his dump and sold a monthly subscription.
Kind of a Retard Truman Show.
I'd pay without batting an eye.
Agree. Bob will never, ever livestream — not even for one measly hour. THAT’s how much he’d rather live off money stolen from others instead of making his own income. As a streamer he would get paid to sit at home in his pajamas, in that recliner, saying the same stupid bullshit he posts now. Except he could make a lot of money from streaming. Bob is happy to live in poverty as long as he doesn’t have to earn an honest income.
 
Sunday is his day of rest. He spents Monday - Saturday begging for free stuff.
I’d bet a lifetime supply of rolled roofing that Bob has never abstained from begging on Sundays. Indeed, we know he hits up fellow churchgoers for “love offerings” every week. Bob has zero shame.
 
I guarantee that Bob gets bummed out when he opens KiwiFarms and nobody has mentioned him for a couple of days.

Other than him talking to a corpse in the chair next to him, we are the only interaction he has with the world.
It's the reason that he calls customer service all the time to complain about products that he's too stupid to figure out.
They have to speak with him.
 
I guarantee that Bob gets bummed out when he opens KiwiFarms and nobody has mentioned him for a couple of days.

Other than him talking to a corpse in the chair next to him, we are the only interaction he has with the world.
It's the reason that he calls customer service all the time to complain about products that he's too stupid to figure out.
They have to speak with him.
Have the hackers stopped Bob from making videos again? Or has he decided to listen to them and get a job?
 
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