🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[HarveySperg41]

Bob sure did look like he wanted to shoot that cat with his gun in today’s video.

Pray for kitty

 

[John Andrews Stan]

definitely seems to be off his meds today - his normally poor reading skills were abysmal, his attitude towards his cat is on a very short fuse.

I skipped through the reading (it goes to about 4:30) but he couldn’t remember basic English and was really struggling to control his temper again. If he had faith in God, he wouldn’t let others control his moods like this. We’ve hacked his feelings and he invited us in to do so.

Bob focuses on the letter of the law of man because he has zero regard for God’s laws. He has made the state of Ohio his Higher Power. If he were truly seeking to align himself with God’s directives, he would not dismiss Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. He would study them intently. But that would be tricky, since he barely grasps English and his knowledge of Biblical language is literally nonexistent. Bob has zero authority to lecture others on how they read Scripture, considering he has no knowledge whatsoever of the languages it was written in. He literally doesn’t even know the alphabet yet he thinks he has wisdom and insights.

Bob is mad. He’s furious. He’s powerless to stop us — and he knows it. If he had a scintilla of the faith he claims to have, he’d be busy praying instead of chasing YouTube fame.

I almost felt sorry for him while watching his latest video. Then I saw him strangle his cat and remembered who we’re dealing with. Pretty sure that’s all the footage we need to get sign-off on our budget to level-up our surveillance. Thanks, Bob!

 

[Toasty]

Bob: proudly announces that he would help even his enemies if they were broken down in a ditch, because that's "just the kind of Christian he is!"
Also Bob: proudly uploads video of himself driving past his neighbor in a broken down wheelchair twice in one day, refusing to help, because that's what kind of Christian he really is.

 

[KD8IEW]

I've often wondered what type of recording equipment Bob uses. After all, he is an official security guard.
Today he showed us his inventory of surveillance equipment.
2 cameras, one $15. The other $16.99.
This explains the horrible video and the ear shattering audio.
What the Fuck Bob. Can't you steal some more of Rene's money and buy something decent?
I bought my niece a childs camcorder for $50 that captures much better audio and video than that crap you have.
Your birthday is coming up in November. Have Rene buy you some decent equipment!!
All the hackers have 8K video super zooms with night vision. You don't stand a chance against us!!
We can watch you from a mile away, and often do.




According to Ohio law, Bob hasn't been an official security guard in nearly 30 years, if he ever really was one!!!
Another lie in the land of make believe!!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

According to Ohio law, Bob hasn't been an official security guard in nearly 30 years, if he ever really was one!!!
Another lie in the land of make believe!!

It’s hardly surprising that a proud Jim Bakker disciple like Bob worships fraud and wants to scam people too. If Bob had an IQ higher than 30, he wouldn’t flash his fake credentials on camera. Pride goeth before the fall (and there is always further to fall, even for Bob).

 

[KD8IEW]

Bob had someone edit yesterdays video. I was able to locate the original file. Poor cat's final moments before Bob snaps its neck
R.I.P. Pretty Girl

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob wears pajamas to church but will he wear them when he’s arraigned in court charged with animal cruelty and impersonating a police officer? Maybe he’ll wear his “dressy” sweatpants.

 

[Willard on the Cart]

Bob had someone edit yesterdays video. I was able to locate the original file. Poor cat's final moments before Bob snaps its neck
R.I.P. Pretty Girl

Edited_20210824_235228.mp4

I guarantee you, that tomorrow Bob will go to the animal shelter and get a cat that looks like the one he killed. Then he'll try to show us it's not dead.
Do you think we're that stupid Bob?

 

[KD8IEW]

Finally, Bob makes a true statement!

 

[Henry Mitchell the PI]

That "letter" sure did look fake to me...

How Low IQ Scores Can Show an Intellectual Disability

IQ scores are a hot topic in psychology and a controversial one. Read the classifications of low IQ scores and what exactly it means to have a low IQ.

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71 IQ....
Bob is borderline mental disability... I am guessing he got those extra two points by just guessing on a few answers

IQ Range	Descriptive Classification
1 to 24	Profound mental disability
25 to 39	Severe mental disability
40 to 54	Moderate mental disability
55 to 69	Mild mental disability
70 to 79	Borderline mental disability
80 to 89	Low average

 

[crayolasword]

I’m just going to drop this here because I already know that Bob’s argument is that there are two different scales. Here’s both scales and they both declare him to be borderline retarded.

 

[Kangaroo]

I've often wondered what type of recording equipment Bob uses. After all, he is an official security guard.
Today he showed us his inventory of surveillance equipment.
2 cameras, one $15. The other $16.99.
This explains the horrible video and the ear shattering audio.
What the Fuck Bob. Can't you steal some more of Rene's money and buy something decent?
I bought my niece a childs camcorder for $50 that captures much better audio and video than that crap you have.
Your birthday is coming up in November. Have Rene buy you some decent equipment!!
All the hackers have 8K video super zooms with night vision. You don't stand a chance against us!!
We can watch you from a mile away, and often do.

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Good grief - I didn't realize anybody even produced video products at VGA (640x480) standard - I thought that went out with the dinosaurs!!

 

[KD8IEW]

Good grief - I didn't realize anybody even produced video products at VGA (640x480) standard - I thought that went out with the dinosaurs!!

Bob would capture the event better if he gave Rene some crayons and a pad of paper and had her draw speeders.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

1. The letter had a clear confidentiality policy on it, stating that it was only for the eyes of the person it was addressed to. If Bob didn’t fake the letter, he proudly violated the state of Ohio’s email confidentiality rules.

2. Drones are private property, so shoot them down at your peril, Bob. Maybe you’re feeling brazen because the police have brought criminal charges against you before and you think you can beat charges this time. Try it and see.

3. The state of Ohio is very clear: Bob’s certificate of course completion from 30 years ago does not permit him to be employed as a peace officer today. https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-administrative-code/rule-109:2-1-12

4. In this video, Bob accuses Kiwi Farms of killing a cat after posting a video of himself strangling his own cat. He’s detached from reality and a danger to himself and others.

 

[KD8IEW]

It's obvious to everyone that Bob is an imbecile (proven by the fact that he is already "stuck" reading the word imbecile).

It's also blatantly obvious (again, stuck on "blatantly") that Bob has, at one time or another, been told that he has an IQ of 71. That's the only reason he has mentioned that number several times.

Dr Denise Kohler has diagnosed without a shadow of a doubt that Bob is delusional and does not confirm to reality. He really thinks he's a doctor, an evangelist, a security guard, etc, when it's obvious that he is none of these things.

We know by Bob's own writings that he is bisexual and has many other sexual abnormalities.

Bob has anger issues, to the point where he has been jailed.

I could go on and on and on, but I believe the one problem Bob has that explains his horrific existence is that he suffers from the First Law of Holes, described below.
Stupid bastard simply doesn't have the ability to get out of his own way. Everything he does makes the situation worse. It's so fucking predictable.
I swear we could convince this moron of anything we want. Hell, we've been doing it for years!

It would truly be sad if only Bob wasn't such a deserving, hateful, fucking prick.

You'll never learn Bob. We're better than you!!

1. The letter had a clear confidentiality policy on it, stating that it was only for the eyes of the person it was addressed to. If Bob didn’t fake the letter, he proudly violated the state of Ohio’s email confidentiality rules.

2. Drones are private property, so shoot them down at your peril, Bob. Maybe you’re feeling brazen because the police have brought criminal charges against you before and you think you can beat charges this time. Try it and see.

3. The state of Ohio is very clear: Bob’s certificate of course completion from 30 years ago does not permit him to be employed as a peace officer today. https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-administrative-code/rule-109:2-1-12

4. In this video, Bob accuses Kiwi Farms of killing a cat after posting a video of himself strangling his own cat. He’s detached from reality and a danger to himself and others.

Thanks!
Those codes prove without a shadow of any doubt that Bob is no longer a peace officer, but is a piece of shit.
Bob needs to immediately be arrested for impersonation of a peace officer.
I'm sure the local constabularies are aware of this but are just treating him like the tard that he is.
Think about it Bob, you know we're right!!!

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

We know by Bob's own writings that he is bisexual and has many other sexual abnormalities.

It's kind of sad Bobby taking hot loads in his mouth and ass is the most normal thing he does.

 

[Henry Mitchell the PI]

My good friend Jay sent me this he was doing some droneage work on another lol cow ; these are his new infrared drones that can see through building including trailer parks. He said once you get to a certain altitude people on the ground can't see them and they avoid any state and local regulations.

 

[KD8IEW]

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My good friend Jay sent me this he was doing some droneage work on another lol cow ; these are his new infrared drones that can see through building including trailer parks. He said once you get to a certain altitude people on the ground can't see them and they avoid any state and local regulations.

Those trailers are so poorly made and poorly insulated, it'd be like looking through glass.
Thing is, all we would ever see is a big slab of fat sitting on a recliner.
Personally I think we should concentrate more on listening devices. You know, like the one we had a few years ago when we were listening to Bob and Rene talking about getting fishing licenses!

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Holy shit! I took a weeks off from Bob, I come back and he's even dumber.
Is that possible??

 

[Kangaroo]

He seems to have gotten really stuck on "legal and binding" - is this a newly discovered sexual proclivity of his?

And has anyone heard from Renee, last he spoke of her, she was admitted to hospital with mental breakdown after the death (murder??) of his cat!