Euro migrant crisis

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Lmao, so back in October some British pop singer named Lily Allen harshly criticized the UK (claiming it's responsible for the migrant crisis) and vowed that she would take migrant minors from the Calais Jungle and let them live in her home. Unsurprisingly, she was full of shit.

Lily Allen is, AFAIK, a has-been and nobody gives a shit. Gotta stay relevant and get publicity somehow, amirite!?
 
Lmao, so back in October some British pop singer named Lily Allen harshly criticized the UK (claiming it's responsible for the migrant crisis) and vowed that she would take migrant minors from the Calais Jungle and let them live in her home. Unsurprisingly, she was full of shit.

Of course she was full of shit.

Lily Allen looks like she's strung out on drugs at the best of times, do you really think the bleeding hearts of social services would let some (rapidly fading) pop star take unaccompanied twenty year olds minors into their house?

Every last person who's loudly proclaimed this bullshit has proceeded to do fuck all. Yvette Cooper has got exactly zero refugees in her home, as has Bob Geldof and all the other virtue signalling twats.

No, instead there's plenty of people out there who simply quietly helped sponsor families from Syria (aka actual refugees) to go to better schools and other advantages a government program just won't be able to afford.

Another reminder these twats need is that Calais, France isn't Allepo, Syria.
 
At least it wasn't in the past . . . :(

It still fucking isn't now, it's not that the French couldn't find some shithole to dump all these people, it's that they won't. This happened before with Sangatte and before that too.

They want to have a slightly less problem for them, so they leave it there until it becomes intolerable because they keep trying to jump on trains doing 60mph, or hurling rocks at lorries in the hope the British government will eventually roll its fucking eyes and take some people off of them because they're so fucking lazy.

It's 1,300km from the border with Italy (where most of the fugees land) to Calais, they have plenty of time to stop them, assess them, and then throw them back if they could be bothered, but they can't. The Police in Calais were fucking gaulic shrugging so hard at one point the people of Calais were arming themselves to drive off violent fugees trying to get food, steal stuff to sell, or get onto lorries bound for Blightly.

It's why we've footed the bill for a lot of the anti-fugee security, because the French Police are generally as competent as they were back during the Paris attacks.
 
Lmao, so back in October some British pop singer named Lily Allen harshly criticized the UK (claiming it's responsible for the migrant crisis) and vowed that she would take migrant minors from the Calais Jungle and let them live in her home. Unsurprisingly, she was full of shit.

Lily Allen was more of a human train wreck than Amy Winehouse when Winehouse was busy dying.
 
Surprise! Turkroach overlord is using Syrian refugee rats as a biological weapon to resume European Union talks. Considering Germany basically runs the EU and cucked itself with rapefugees to the point that it'll become less European in a shorter time Turkey has become more Islamist, Merkel can't get such a threat through her fucking skull before it comes out of her thick fat ass.
 
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Merkel's first mistake was proclaiming open borders. Her second was trust Turkey to fix a problem that she alone essentially caused. If she had gone in with a different angle Europe could have taken in at least a small number of decent regular people and integrate them nicely instead literally millions of strangers. Immigration should not equal this bullshit.

Think about the implications for 2017. Erdogan opens the migrant floodgates and everyone stampedes into Germany. AfD would get so much political ammunition they would surge to the top. If my understand of the Bundestag is correct they don't even need a majority of votes to run things in a coalition.
 
Merkel's first mistake was proclaiming open borders. Her second was trust Turkey to fix a problem that she alone essentially caused. If she had gone in with a different angle Europe could have taken in at least a small number of decent regular people and integrate them nicely instead literally millions of strangers. Immigration should not equal this bullshit.

Think about the implications for 2017. Erdogan opens the migrant floodgates and everyone stampedes into Germany. AfD would get so much political ammunition they would surge to the top. If my understand of the Bundestag is correct they don't even need a majority of votes to run things in a coalition.

So to invade Germany, just don't wear uniforms.
 
Merkel's first mistake was proclaiming open borders. Her second was trust Turkey to fix a problem that she alone essentially caused. If she had gone in with a different angle Europe could have taken in at least a small number of decent regular people and integrate them nicely instead literally millions of strangers. Immigration should not equal this bullshit.

Think about the implications for 2017. Erdogan opens the migrant floodgates and everyone stampedes into Germany. AfD would get so much political ammunition they would surge to the top. If my understand of the Bundestag is correct they don't even need a majority of votes to run things in a coalition.
It's impossible to vet people crying wolf over persecution and there's no guarantee they will integrate into society. You have to keep them all under constant supervision in concentrated areas and camps, and then round them up to send back to their native homelands after the war, because that's what being a refugee is supposed to be about. Unfortunately, Germany can't really do that anymore. They had enough power and influence but no gall to tell wealthy Arab nations to take them, which would have dealt with them in the aforementioned way.
 
Merkel's first mistake was proclaiming open borders. Her second was trust Turkey to fix a problem that she alone essentially caused. If she had gone in with a different angle Europe could have taken in at least a small number of decent regular people and integrate them nicely instead literally millions of strangers. Immigration should not equal this bullshit.

Think about the implications for 2017. Erdogan opens the migrant floodgates and everyone stampedes into Germany. AfD would get so much political ammunition they would surge to the top. If my understand of the Bundestag is correct they don't even need a majority of votes to run things in a coalition.

Nah, they don't. Just have the largest number of seats.

Frankly, the Migrant crisis is the more likely thing to kill the EU project stone dead than any other of its (increasingly numerous) issues.

Germany's act of charity has really fucking things over, and I wouldn't be shocked or surprised if we saw more and more EU countries closing borders and then flipping the bird when Brussels comes calling to fine them.
 
Germany's act of charity has really fucking things over, and I wouldn't be shocked or surprised if we saw more and more EU countries closing borders and then flipping the bird when Brussels comes calling to fine them.

Fine them, lol. So what, is Merkel going to rev up the Panzer battalions and roll across the border to collect in some kind of cuckkrieg?
 
Fine them, lol. So what, is Merkel going to rev up the Panzer battalions and roll across the border to collect in some kind of cuckkrieg?
I know you're joking but honestly I could see Merkel getting really aggressive to keep open borders. Not panzers but maybe economic/diplomatic punishment like with Greece.
 
Fine them, lol. So what, is Merkel going to rev up the Panzer battalions and roll across the border to collect in some kind of cuckkrieg?

The German Military is too busy practising Guilt Drills rather than learning how to fight.

Why the fuck do you think NATO deployed the Germans to the far fucking North balls deep in Northern Warlord territory in Afghanistan while the UK, US and French did the fucking heavy lifting?
 
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