🍗 Deathfat Eugenia Cooney - Youtube's Reigning uwu Cute, Emo ana-chan Supreme, had a child molester for a discord moderator

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Shakira Flabbergasted said:
Leaving aside the matter of what counts as speculation, I sincerely hope we can allow Ashley's crowning myth to rest in peace rather than carrying its corpse into every subsequent skelly thread, or we risk the real Queen Lich becoming the friends we made along the way.
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I take this back. Everyone stop bumping the thread to ask this dumb shit or she's going to sprout wings and fly through your window like a bat, and you'll have a heart attack and die (and you'll deserve it).
 
PyrrhicRustle said:
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
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Obviously this, or she wouldn't be featured in the deathfats forum.

Fucking fatty. She can only dream of reaching Ashley's level before she crumbles to dust.
 
Shakira Flabbergasted said:
I take this back. Everyone stop bumping the thread to ask this dumb shit or she's going to sprout wings and fly through your window like a bat, and you'll have a heart attack and die (and you'll deserve it).
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Yeah, this is exactly why I used to get on people's cases about making that kind of joke. All it does is shit up the thread because every fucking tourist does it.

Anyway, I feel like at this stage her thoughts are so consumed by her anorexia and thinking about food every waking moment, it kind of makes you wonder if she really qualifies as a person mentally anymore. After a certain point, she's really just a vessel for the ana chan voices saying 'don't eat'.
 
Is there a fun version of this thread where people are allowed to talk about when she may die? Be it a Cooney Deadpool fun one or something? Cos this one blows chunks on conversation, and the uh, obvious question everybody is actually here for. Tourists or not. Nobody is here thinking she's going to get any better. We all know she ain't....
 
Thunderous Lightning said:
Is there a fun version of this thread where people are allowed to talk about when she may die?
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Unfortunately it's all ground that's been covered many times over at this point. Skellies who have been doing this for as long as Eugenia have gotten adept at "surviving" on the minimum. Without a hands-on exam and testing, it's all just pretty baseless speculation. She's never been the type to regularly document what she eats, what she doesn't eat, any of the "darker" aspects of her eating disorder like pain she experiences, discomfort, any side effects at all. She's dying, but it's slow going. There's not really a point in saying how "close" she is because no one really knows.
 
Thunderous Lightning said:
and the uh, obvious question everybody is actually here
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Speak for yourself. I'd rather talk about her psychology and fucked up family.

I highly doubt you are clever enough to approach the topic you think everyone's here for in a way that's new and hasn't been said here or in other ana chan threads on the site a zillon times already.
 
Thunderous Lightning said:
Is there a fun version of this thread where people are allowed to talk about when she may die? Be it a Cooney Deadpool fun one or something? Cos this one blows chunks on conversation, and the uh, obvious question everybody is actually here for. Tourists or not. Nobody is here thinking she's going to get any better. We all know she ain't....
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You're allowed to talk about whatever you want here. As far as I know, you're not going to get threadbanned for death speculation. But what is there to actually talk about? "Is she dead yet?" "Nope." "Oh, okay. When do you think she'll die?" "Idk." It's boring as fuck. No offense. If she dies, it'll either be featured or you'll see a spike in thread activity because someone here will post about it. There's no scenario where bumping the thread to ask are we there yet "Is she dead yet?" is followed by "Yep, she's been dead for months but we all forgot to say anything! Here's her autopsy photo which I've been hoarding but never posted!"
 
Eugenia cooney daughter or Amberlyn daughter?

I'm going to be brutally honest though I think it's significantly easier fixing Eugenia then Amber but perhaps I'm retarded.
 
you_equipped_socks said:
Eugenia cooney daughter or Amberlyn daughter?

I'm going to be brutally honest though I think it's significantly easier fixing Eugenia then Amber but perhaps I'm retarded.
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I think it's actually easier to fix binge eating disorder than anorexia, because almost 3/4 of America struggles with food addiction of some kind. If you're trying to lose weight, there's so much help and so many resources available. Anorexia, though? You're starving in the land of the mobility scooter and the home of the Big Mac. What's wrong with you? People are dismissive of the idea that weight gain is as difficult for some people as weight loss is for others (and that's even when you don't have anorexia-related weight problems). On top of that, anorexics often have other mental health problems (personality disorders, PTSD, autism, OCD) that interact with the anorexia and make it even harder to treat. It's the single most deadly mental illness.

I would be far less embarrassed to be seen with Eugenia, but I'd rather Amber as a daughter because it's less likely she'll die. I don't know if Amber can be fixed, but food addiction is a much simpler psychological mechanism than the willingness to starve yourself to death so you don't have to give up an ounce of control.
 
Shakira Flabbergasted said:
I think it's actually easier to fix binge eating disorder than anorexia, because almost 3/4 of America struggles with food addiction of some kind. If you're trying to lose weight, there's so much help and so many resources available. Anorexia, though? You're starving in the land of the mobility scooter and the home of the Big Mac. What's wrong with you? People are dismissive of the idea that weight gain is as difficult for some people as weight loss is for others (and that's even when you don't have anorexia-related weight problems). On top of that, anorexics often have other mental health problems (personality disorders, PTSD, autism, OCD) that interact with the anorexia and make it even harder to treat. It's the single most deadly mental illness.

I would be far less embarrassed to be seen with Eugenia, but I'd rather Amber as a daughter because it's less likely she'll die. I don't know if Amber can be fixed, but food addiction is a much simpler psychological mechanism than the willingness to starve yourself to death so you don't have to give up an ounce of control.
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Agree. There’s a reason there’s a My 600 Lb Life and not a My 60 Lb Life, much higher chances for a happy or at least a satisfying ending.
 
you_equipped_socks said:
Eugenia cooney daughter or Amberlyn daughter?

I'm going to be brutally honest though I think it's significantly easier fixing Eugenia then Amber but perhaps I'm retarded.
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I personally think Amber would be easier to fix but I really want to hear your take on this:

Why do you think it would be easier to fix Eugenia?
 
LimeRikki said:
I personally think Amber would be easier to fix but I really want to hear your take on this:

Why do you think it would be easier to fix Eugenia?
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I was mostly going off the one time she got help and actually seemed to be improving. Honestly though I also think a lot of Eugenia's problems come from her family and situation. If she got into a safe environment she might be able to change. But Amberlyn has changed environments many times, has "started losing weight" many times etc... although seeing the first reply to my post I do agree.
 
I've said it before but Greenwich just ain't right. Hadley Palmer wasn't an outlier. The fact that Eugenia's family is still there, back in those woods, just...waitin' to die...is weird af.
 
It's Never Leprosy said:
I've said it before but Greenwich just ain't right. Hadley Palmer wasn't an outlier. The fact that Eugenia's family is still there, back in those woods, just...waitin' to die...is weird af.
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Ripe for a documentary to be screened at Cannes: Gristle Gardens. The reclusive, eating-disordered lives of the Cooney clan.
 
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