🍗 Deathfat Eugenia Cooney - Youtube's Reigning uwu Cute, Emo ana-chan Supreme, had a child molester for a discord moderator

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

She really was worse than Eugenia in some of those dimly lit tumblr pictures. She looked like a concentration camp detainee. I can't believe she survived

I dislike direct skelly comparisons because they thrive on that kind of thing, but I'll go ahead and disagree here. I think current Eugenia is the spoopier skellington, though Tumblr girlie is definitely up there. What shocks me more than her survival is her having the energy to abuse her girlfriend while in that state. At this point, I suspect all ana-chans (Eugenia included, despite appearances) have a shared core of intense spite and malice that keeps them alive and starving.

 

[Sonic]

She was a stick. I'm surprised she even has the strength to attack someone. But good lord.

She really was worse than Eugenia in some of those dimly lit tumblr pictures. She looked like a concentration camp detainee. I can't believe she survived

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Rumor had it that she was abusing angles, lighting and aesthetics to appear sicker than she really was. I dont think she was ever in litch territory. There was also drug and alcohol abuse involved so I think her weight plateaued at some pount.

 

[TokiBun]

Shmegeh. She beat up her girlfriend and then went to rehab, and logged off. She updates her Instagram every once in a while. Also, of note, her girlfriend was 15-17 when they were together. She was like 23, well into her mid twenties. Nobody ever talked about how gross that was though, its impressive not one single person pointed it out. I think her girls name was Mena or something.

I followed her closely for years. All the information thats left can be found on lolcow farm on old threads.

Googling Shmegeh alerted me to this forum:

https://www.skinnygossip.com/community/threads/shmegeh-michelle-alessandra.5217/

Has Skinny Gossip been talked about before?

 

[Oracular Slug]

Googling Shmegeh alerted me to this forum:

https://www.skinnygossip.com/community/threads/shmegeh-michelle-alessandra.5217/

Has Skinny Gossip been talked about before?

That definitely belongs in Ana-Chan central: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ana-ch...self-harm-lich-cows-discussion-thread.231012/

 

[Sissyagamben]

Hi Gork: many calories does it burn to slap a bitch?

 

[M€￦]

Child protective services? She's an adult. She's been an adult her entire internet career.

Maybe adult protective services, but it would have to be proved that Eugenia is mentally incompetent and that her mother is abusing her through neglect.

Otherwise there is probably not much to be done.

 

[Nikon_Camera]

Do they smell like death?

Sour chemical smell

 

[Fetid Queef]

Time for my usual check in. May our new Lich Queen have a long and skeleton filled reign.

 

[Sonic]

So, like is she dead yet or what

 

[Awssum Possum]

So, like is she dead yet or what

Unfortunately not yet

 

[Bee Lord]

So, like is she dead yet or what

Just by asking, you’ve probably extended her life for another year.

 

[Oracular Slug]

Just by asking, you’ve probably extended her life for another year.

Good? She's not Ashley, she's not a blight on humanity. Her bubbly enthusiasm might be fake but she's still not actively hurting anyone but herself.

 

[Trombonista]

Is it wrong for me to hope she outlives her fat brother?

 

[General Patton]

Every time her name pops up updated on this site, I think she's dead.

 

[It's Never Leprosy]

Same. I hate how you just kind of...expect it one day.

And I agree, she's not as evil as the lichqueen by a mile. Granted we don't have to live with her, but at least she doesn't go around harassing teenage anas on Tumblr every day (that we know of...).

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Is it wrong for me to hope she outlives her fat brother?

Yes, because the correct hope is they die simultaneously in an interesting way. Anything from murder-suicide to freak gondola accident would be acceptable.

 

[Echnaton]

Yes, because the correct hope is they die simultaneously in an interesting way. Anything from murder-suicide to freak gondola accident would be acceptable.

His comically obese ass tips over a cable car; Eugenia lands on him head first, impaling him due to her skeletal body.

End result:

 

[Plus Size Polka]

His comically obese ass tips over a cable car; Eugenia lands on him head first, impaling him due to her skeletal body.

End result:
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A tornado can drive a plastic straw through a 2 x 4. Just sayin’.

 

[Wonky Eye]

Yes, because the correct hope is they die simultaneously in an interesting way. Anything from murder-suicide to freak gondola accident would be acceptable.

Skeleton-related heart attack and fat-related heart attack ?

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Is it wrong for me to hope she outlives her fat brother?

His comically obese ass tips over a cable car; Eugenia lands on him head first, impaling him due to her skeletal body.

End result:
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I hope she gets launched into the sky by her brother on a water trampoline and disappears into a flash in the sky like she’s in Smash or Pokemon. Meanwhile her brother rolls off the airbag and sinks to the bottom like a bowling ball.