🍗 Deathfat Eugenia Cooney - Youtube's Reigning uwu Cute, Emo ana-chan Supreme, had a child molester for a discord moderator

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There's no way Eugenia's mom is letting her move to another state on her own.
Unless Eugenia has expressed that this is her final wish?
Handy too, if Mom doesn't want to answer some uncomfortable questions she might be subject to by the Coroner? She can try to spread the blame around? *shrugs*
I wouldn't mind seeing Eugenia have just a small bit of independence in her sad skelly life. I'm soft like that.
 
Starr is going to keep Eugenia attached to him for attention till she turns to dust.

She's obsessed with him, he knows it and loves the ego boost.

Wanna bet he releases a "funeral scene" makeup line after Cooney croaks?
" She helped me design and pick out the colors on her deathbed. She would have wanted me to release it and make money off of it in honor of her memory"
 
Unless Eugenia has expressed that this is her final wish?
Handy too, if Mom doesn't want to answer some uncomfortable questions she might be subject to by the Coroner? She can try to spread the blame around? *shrugs*
I wouldn't mind seeing Eugenia have just a small bit of independence in her sad skelly life. I'm soft like that.
I wonder if she might get any better without Deb up her ass and hovering over her every move. I know her body is definitely fucked beyond repair, but it's possible that if she manages to put on a few pounds, it might buy her a few more months. I've always thought that Deb had a big part in her anorexia, and it makes me wonder how much influence she actually has. It would be totally wild if Eugenia unclenched and actually started eating some and living like a halfway functional adult in Wyoming.

I doubt it, but it *could* happen.

I enjoy adding a little optimism to the world every now and then.
 
I feel like Jeffree is going to try to get Eugenia "better" but use it to patch his own reputation with mainstream audiences vs actually caring about her. I think he sees "fixing her" as a payday and a way to get to the top again because of how positive the reception was when Shane interviewed her fresh outta the psych ward.

I don't believe for a second Jeffree cares about her beyond seeing her like a wounded animal. I think he sees her as his endgame for reclaiming his relevancy and popularity.
 
How many consecutive years do you suppose Eugenia has been amenorrheic, and will she live long enough that it is twice the amount of years that passed between her birth and first period?

These are the important questions.
 
How many consecutive years do you suppose Eugenia has been amenorrheic, and will she live long enough that it is twice the amount of years that passed between her birth and first period?

These are the important questions.
I doubt she's ever had a period. There is a vid I've seen of her around age 12-13ish probably (purely going off looks) and she was stick thin even then. I reckon she developed her anorexia at a very young age - that tends to be the case for lifelong skellies. IIRC she was pulled out of school really early because of "bullying" - maybe that set it off?
 
Most likely scenario is that the multiple schools she was attending asked too many questions about her appearance and the parents decided to say she was "bullied" and allegedly homeschool her.
My experience has been if a parent can show proof their child is in an actual accredited home schooling program, truancy and the courts leave them alone. There is very little follow up to make sure educational goals are being met beyond that point. It could be different in Connecticut, IDK, but I suspect that it is likely.
 
I feel like Jeffree is going to try to get Eugenia "better" but use it to patch his own reputation with mainstream audiences vs actually caring about her. I think he sees "fixing her" as a payday and a way to get to the top again because of how positive the reception was when Shane interviewed her fresh outta the psych ward.

I don't believe for a second Jeffree cares about her beyond seeing her like a wounded animal. I think he sees her as his endgame for reclaiming his relevancy and popularity.
But... no-one cares about Eugenia anymore. Nor would anyone believe that he's seriously helping her for altruistic reasons. Shane Dawson already restored his reputation once before, but then he himself imploded and brought Jeffree with him during "Dramageddon", so only the really stupid children would fall for it again now Jeffree's lost so much clout capital and doesn't have as many friends to clean up his image.
 
But... no-one cares about Eugenia anymore. Nor would anyone believe that he's seriously helping her for altruistic reasons. Shane Dawson already restored his reputation once before, but then he himself imploded and brought Jeffree with him during "Dramageddon", so only the really stupid children would fall for it again now Jeffree's lost so much clout capital and doesn't have as many friends to clean up his image.
Do you think JS thinks rationally about these things? No.
 
Starr is going to keep Eugenia attached to him for attention till she turns to dust.

She's obsessed with him, he knows it and loves the ego boost.

Wanna bet he releases a "funeral scene" makeup line after Cooney croaks?
" She helped me design and pick out the colors on her deathbed. She would have wanted me to release it and make money off of it in honor of her memory"
Just watch him convince her to start eating normal food, gets her to a healthy weight, and keeps her as a pet.
 
Some posts from 7/26 and 7/27. Yes, she's back at Disney and looking worse than ever. RDT_20240728_0452293326053729923918858.jpg RDT_20240728_0452355139006889554739671.jpg RDT_20240728_0452413016067715076060344.jpg RDT_20240728_0452471534045637959261044.jpg RDT_20240728_0452538622265770114798141.jpg RDT_20240728_0452592590672672384377741.jpg RDT_20240728_0453056924179016923858804.jpg RDT_20240728_045311595597974067059026.jpg RDT_20240728_045317816995926116190606.jpg RDT_20240728_0453301585355208922177134.jpg RDT_20240728_0453392544989851826576674.jpg RDT_20240728_0453511189110044420942043.jpg RDT_20240728_0453574283766819503422148.jpg RDT_20240728_0454046440104317443218761.jpg RDT_20240728_0454107042260857219809078.jpg

Her hair is getting worse RDT_20240728_0454276312767953719881919.png
Cryptid sighting
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Cryptid sighting
You can see the look of fear in the faces of the people looking at her. The best part is that you can tell that it's not the kind of fear you get after seeing a spider crawl up your leg, nor the fear you get when you swear there's somebody else in that "empty" house with you. This is the type of fear that only a human being could feel. Your fight or flight response doesn't activate because you know that you aren't in danger and you are instead left with a creeping sense of unease and confusion. You don't understand; your country isn't undergoing a famine, people this emaciated aren't a common sight, yet the thing standing right next to you looks as if it hasn't eaten in months. The ghoulish creature standing before you isn't some sort of famished wraith or zombie creeping up on you at night, but a seemingly human woman meeting up with you, a person who had previously been one of her greatest fans. Now that you see her without any of the filters in place, you are truly mortified at how somebody in such a skeletal condition is not crying out in pain but is grinning as widely as her withered jaw muscles allow her. That same smile seems to be almost mocking your horror at the situation, even though all the threat or tension that is usually associated with fear is completely absent, your pathetic human mind is still harrowed by the complete strangeness of what you just saw.
 
Fucking hell. The tendons and shit. It's all so grotesque. Like a cheap rotisserie chicken.
 
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