🍗 Deathfat Eugenia Cooney - Youtube's Reigning uwu Cute, Emo ana-chan Supreme, had a child molester for a discord moderator

[barbie meat]

the body is more resiliant than you think,
also i dont think she purges the traditional way, and the fact that she doesnt really yo yo, like ashen one doesnt neither,

I'm sure Lene Marie Fossen has been mentioned at some point (iirc, been a while since I read the thread fully) and if you read up on her, she says she didn't eat solid food for 23 years before she died; instead, she drank 4 "nutritional drinks". I'm assuming something like Ensure. Which makes sense, given that if you read the back of the label, 1 Ensure gives you 25% of your recommended daily value of most (but not all) vitamins and minerals.

I am almost 100% certain this is what Eugenia is doing. I bet she feels like she hacked the system, and figured out how to stay alive on the bare minimum. But here's the thing: it's not 100% of everything, and actually very little of some super important things. Like fiber, magnesium, potassium, sodium, and fat. If she's opting for the high-protein version, this would explain her smugness about not losing her hair yet. Yes, it's thinning, and she needs lots of extensions to make it look normal, but anorexics who are severely deficient in protein literally lose their hair in chunks, which she is obviously avoiding.

The problem with a high protein diet is that it's very hard on your kidneys. On top of that, she never drinks water, so I would be surprised if she isn't experiencing some level of kidney disease.

Also, not getting enough magnesium, potassium, sodium, and calcium will kill you dead. Like, sudden heart attack dead. Don't fuck around with electrolytes. I'm sure she's aware of this, and probably doing something to attempt to mitigate it, but it never works indefinitely, and it's absurdly dangerous.

Edit: Removed retardation

 

[Chocola]

always a fan of shit that comes after "not to PL, BUT...", but unfortunately your retarded ana experience is not universal, + who cares

 

[barbie meat]

always a fan of shit that comes after "not to PL, BUT...", but unfortunately your exceptional ana experience is not universal, + who cares

I dunno, I see a lot of people wondering how she is still alive and I've spent a lot of time wondering that myself. I thought it might be interesting for some, obviously not for everyone so feel free to disregard. We're all sitting around autistically speculating about this bitch so

 

[Cold Waffle]

I dunno, I see a lot of people wondering how she is still alive and I've spent a lot of time wondering that myself. I thought it might be interesting for some, obviously not for everyone so feel free to disregard. We're all sitting around autistically speculating about this bitch so

You can avoid powerleveling altogether by making your point without the "I" statements. Speculating on Eugenia's survival strategies is fine (I guess we're all here to watch the horror show), but no one wants to hear about your super speshul experiences with an ED. For example:

Not to PL but in 2 months of trying to survive on high-protein Ensures when I was at my worst (because surprise! my hair fell out when I was drinking the normal ones) my breath smelled like ammonia and my kidneys ached all the time.

Could become:

For example, if an anorexic at their most desperate point drank high-protein Ensures to avoid hair loss, they would still have other symptoms like bad breath and kidney pain.

 

[barbie meat]

You can avoid powerleveling altogether by making your point without the "I" statements.

Yeah you are right, I guess I wasn't really thinking about the best way to phrase stuff but I will in the future.

 

[Sabrina]

Ensure and Gatorade Zero could be the magic ana diet for her

 

[Dark Spirit]

The attention EC gets is always negative from people who want her off platforms. The thing is, she should be off social media (if she cared about her life at all) but the commentators making videos against her are completely disingenuous. They make these videos because it's content. They don't give a flying fuck about "Teenage girls mental health" or EC herself. Thats why they're cancer. Them pretending like they have the moral high ground by making Tea videos is really annoying (Also their videos clog my YT recommendeds because they get views)

Actually, they "clog up your recommends" because you spend time on a forum gossiping about the subject. All the apps you use keep track of what you look up and serve you content / ads dependant on that. If you stopped talking about Eugenia and looking up stuff about her, your recommends would change to whatever else you moved onto. Everyone knows this.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

i mentioned it earlier, but it's because of this video.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EIZwKBeCRSgView attachment 2605271
(nicholas and willy) in particular have been caping for eugenia for the past few months, if you need any context for why this all came about.

But Eugeina's parents are assholes. Her father is, at the very least, an emotionally distant father who is ignoring his daughter's death. Her mother is an active and willing participant in her daughter's death. How anyone could claim otherwise is lunacy.

Follow up video:

 

[Heapin' Hunk'a Muenster]

Is it just me or am I getting some serious white night vibes off of some of these guys towards Knobby the SkellyElf lately?

Tipster, Keem, Willy, they are just coming out suddenly defending some boney dumbass who won't stop throwing up, just to hem and haw about tea channels? Keem is a fucking tea channel himself by the definition these dumbfucks are holding the other dumbfucks to.

Idk. I listened to a clip from Tubster having Keemstar on and listening to him rant about tea channels is basically listening to some serious projection from Keem.

It goes back to what I said a couple posts ago.

Imagine getting into a pissing contest over a Skelly.

EDIT: didn't know the distinction between a "drama channel" and a "tea channel" was deplatforming. My B.

 

[veri]

Is it just me

yes

the point of the videos by willymac, tipster, etc were anti tea channels, not pro eugenia. the problem that every one of them have in common are tea channels reporting speculation as facts and trying to have a content creator deplatformed. if tea channels were going after darksydephil commentary channels would still have a problem with it because trying to deplatform a content creator sets a precedent for others to do the same in the future.

Tipster, Keem, Willy, they are just coming out suddenly defending some boney dumbass

if i remember correctly the timeline is that a few months ago pastel belle made a retarded video saying she was flashing the camera as an attempt to get views. nick deorio made fun of her for it on stream and in response she made a video whining about commentary channels. willymac’s video came out last week which is why the subject of eugenia is brought up more by commentary channels in the last week. even more so now that pastel belle made a response video. eugenia is only brought up because she is the one that these tea channels are trying to kick off of youtube.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

yes

the point of the videos by willymac, tipster, etc were anti tea channels, not pro eugenia. the problem that every one of them have in common are tea channels reporting speculation as facts and trying to have a content creator deplatformed. if tea channels were going after darksydephil commentary channels would still have a problem with it because trying to deplatform a content creator sets a precedent for others to do the same in the future.



if i remember correctly the timeline is that a few months ago pastel belle made a exceptional video saying she was flashing the camera as an attempt to get views. nick deorio made fun of her for it on stream and in response she made a video whining about commentary channels. willymac’s video came out last week which is why the subject of eugenia is brought up more by commentary channels in the last week. even more so now that pastel belle made a response video. eugenia is only brought up because she is the one that these tea channels are trying to kick off of youtube.

I don’t always agree with some of Willie’s takes, though I do appreciate how he criticizes a lot of other channels that treat gossip as fact and act like they’re the moral arbiters that are simply doing what’s best for the community. It’s especially funny how Belle got mad at Willie for criticizing Sloan, claiming that the guy was an amazing creator who exposed tons of predators. Meanwhile, Willie’s making fun of Sloan for using tarot card readings to predict shit about Eugenia and her family.

 

[Grub Nub]

OK so I'm interested by this.

Is it just me or am I getting some serious white night vibes off of some of these guys towards Knobby the SkellyElf lately?

Tipster, Keem, Willy, they are just coming out suddenly defending some boney dumbass who won't stop throwing up, just to hem and haw about tea channels? Keem is a fucking tea channel himself by the definition these dumbfucks are holding the other dumbfucks to.

I get "white knight" vibes from this too but I'm not sure if that's accurate to what's actually going on. Hence it's just a "vibe."

I honestly think these guys are all sniffing each other's farts over Eugenia. Tubster commented on Willy's newest video "LET'S GOOOOO" and that was hilarious. What the fuck are we "going" on about? THESE FUCKS ARE DOING NOTHING to stop this woman committing public suicide and yet they think they're righteous lmao. I get it a bit though; this is the continuation of the "tea channel audit" which is fun because the tea community is INSANE. But I think they're applying to eugenia the logic they'd apply to mega "edgelords" which is fucken stupid. And this all seems to be the latest installment of the "Eugenia concern cycle."

Also Kumstar isn't "tea" but you already figured that out.

the point of the videos by willymac, tipster, etc were anti tea channels, not pro eugenia.

Dude Tubster is calling Eugenia a "sweet girl" and saying she's being bullied and harassed as if she needs to be protected. He calls her a "girl" all the time instead of addressing her as a "woman" like he does to other drama fucks he constantly talks about.

This is just one guy out of the list you give. But this is the effect of these people. They're calling out the tea community which is hilarious but even MORE hilarious because so far they know just as much about the underlying situation as the retards they're calling out. On top of that, they infantilize Eugenia who doesn't need or care about them. It's ridiculous.

The commentards and teatards are just as stupid as each other in this situation. But tbh bringing mental illness into their spitshow probably makes it better.

It’s especially funny how Belle got mad at Willie for criticizing Sloan, claiming that the guy was an amazing creator who exposed tons of predators. Meanwhile, Willie’s making fun of Sloan for using tarot card readings to predict shit about Eugenia and her family.

Spoiler: islam

I will say it:
Sloan wanted to fuck the psychic. That's 1/2 the reason he included him. The other half was to pad out his video on one of his favorite view cows. Sue me for this conspiracy.

Spoiler: unrelated sperging

2:29:00
Kumstar asking if someone else is "keeping Eugenia skinny." I liked a lot of Kumstar's takes this stream but this is something else. I dunno if he even believes what he's asking.

 

[veri]

THESE FUCKS ARE DOING NOTHING to stop this woman committing public suicide

there’s nothing they can do and that’s the point people have been trying to make. it’s not fair to speculate about her family and why they don’t help her. the answer simply is no one can save eugenia but herself

Dude Tubster is calling Eugenia a "sweet girl" and saying she's being bullied and harassed as if she needs to be protected. He calls her a "girl" all the time instead of addressing her as a "woman" like he does to other drama fucks he constantly talks about.

i agree with you here though tipster has no idea what he’s talking about. there’s times he gets corrected by chat when he’s talking about restrictive eating disorders and even then still gets a lot of shit wrong.

 

[JT Marlin]

The dudebro tea channels (Tipster, Tommy C, Willy, whatever) beefing with the woke tea channels (Pastel Belle, Repzilla et al) over EC is absolutely absurd to me.

That's Eugenia's superpower. She's pretty unremarkable as a lolcow but she does possess the uncanny ability to get large groups online to fight over/about her.

 

[KifflomKween]

What's this Pastel is talking about now?

 

[Heapin' Hunk'a Muenster]

What's this Pastel is talking about now?
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That explains why they all kind of shut the fuck up about this feud so quickly recently.

 

[Everything Beagle]

I'm sure Lene Marie Fossen has been mentioned at some point

Thanks for the heads up, what a tragic person..

 

[Shintaro]

Her being alive is nothing but a physiological miracle.People die choking on their own saliva and her body systemis still holding out after years and years of mistreatment

 

[ggalin]

Her being alive is nothing but a physiological miracle.People die choking on their own saliva and her body systemis still holding out after years and years of mistreatment

yeah. i’m surprised that the coof hasn’t attacked her when she finally steps one foot outside from months and months from slumbering in her coffin.

 

[JT Marlin]

Her being alive is nothing but a physiological miracle.People die choking on their own saliva and her body systemis still holding out after years and years of mistreatment

What I find more incredible is how well she looks compared to other ana-chans like the lich queen or Lene Marie Fossen.