Ethan's Mansion - Address, Material Living Situation and Related Drama

[Kinochet]

Oh nevermind I'm retarded.

 

[Beavis]

They’re moving in with May’s dad lol

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

They’re moving in with May’s dad lol

nawt true. They’ve already moved in.

 

[Kinochet]

They’re moving in with May’s dad lol

Dear travelers, you know where to deliver corn and diapers.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph isn’t moving in with anyone. May left him. He’s homeless.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph isn’t moving in with anyone. May left him. He’s homeless.

Ralph will not have to move into an extended stay America in Richmond! He will find the perfect three bedroom rental home on his way to to paper windshields at the aquarium with his diary entry.

Watching the Gunt, a 36 year old man who lived with his mother until 2020, trying to navigate renting new places with room for baby mama, an infant, uhaul moving blanket studio and 3 pets will be amazing.

Landlords adore felon tenants with no stable employment or job history with kids and pets. If you think he looks bad in person just imagine him on a credit app or background check.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I wouldn’t worry chaps. If Ralph was homeless he will toss the dead weight (meigh, rosy) and move in with Dick; they will share a double bed. When he starts hollerin Dick Masterson can let him suckle his man tits like a good daddy.

 

[Kinochet]

So we know that Ralph is probably not going to use his name to sign a lease, but just how smart was he?

If you search for Amanda Morris on LocatePeople.org and filter on Tampa or near Tampa and look for Under 1 Year entries you might find some interesting housing selections in Ralph's price range.

This charming shipping container is my favorite entry.
627 Marianna Rd
Auburndale, FL 33823

Just look at the charm.


Our next entry is in Jacksonville:
11451 Beach Blvd
Jacksonville, FL 32246

Now this one looks like a 2 star Roach Motel. It is probably one of those long term motels. While a big step up from our previous entry, this one may be out of Ralph's price range.

Anyways I'm new to this kind of thing....I will leave it up to more professional Kiwis to sniff out where Ralph might be. Also, maybe look under other relatives' names. I know you can do it before Ralph doxes himself! I believe in you!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

So we know that Ralph is probably not going to use his name to sign a lease, but just how smart was he?

If you search for Amanda Morris on LocatePeople.org and filter on Tampa or near Tampa and look for Under 1 Year entries you might find some interesting housing selections in Ralph's price range.

This charming shipping container is my favorite entry.
627 Marianna Rd
Auburndale, FL 33823
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Just look at the charm.
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Our next entry is in Jacksonville:
11451 Beach Blvd
Jacksonville, FL 32246
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Now this one looks like a 2 star Roach Motel. It is probably one of those long term motels. While a big step up from our previous entry, this one may be out of Ralph's price range.

Anyways I'm new to this kind of thing....I will leave it up to more professional Kiwis to sniff out where Ralph might be. Also, maybe look under other relatives' names. I know you can do it before Ralph doxes himself! I believe in you!

ralph will dox himself. If we can find this, we can find him.

 

[Kinochet]

I came across a fellow Gunt respecter's tweet who did some nice sleuthing.

All times are in Central.

First here are 2 tweets by Ralph. He said he had a flight at 9am today, so these are presumably before/after his flight.

Before at 8:32am:


After at 10:25am


Here are 2 landing flights out of Tampa that track with this timeline:

Atlanta at 11:09am(so probably not)


Nashville TN at 10:24am


There could be some promising contenders in Tennessee.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I came across a fellow Gunt respecter's tweet who did some nice sleuthing.

All times are in Central.

First here are 2 tweets by Ralph. He said he had a flight at 9am today, so these are presumably before/after his flight.

Before at 8:32am:
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After at 10:25am
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Here are 2 landing flights out of Tampa that track with this timeline:

Atlanta at 11:09am(so probably not)
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Nashville TN at 10:24am
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There could be some promising contenders in Tennessee.

He likely flew into D.C

 

[Kinochet]

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he tweeted at 10:25 though, which was only 1 minute after the Nashville flight I posted.

I don’t imagine he was able to tweet prior to landing.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

he tweeted at 10:25 though, which was only 1 minute after the Nashville flight I posted.

I don’t imagine he was able to tweet prior to landing.

I edited my post to account for the time. (aka you're looking at twitter in your local time, I assume central and the flight displays the local time for where the plane is landing which is EST) Or to be blunt, he tweeted 8 minutes after the DC flight landed.

 

[Kinochet]

I edited my post to account for the time. (aka you're looking at twitter in your local time, I assume central and the flight displays the local time for where the plane is landing which is EST) Or to be blunt, he tweeted 8 minutes after the DC flight landed.

all the twitter screenshots are central time yes

Nashville TN is Central timezone as well

the flights you posted would have landed at 10:02 and 10:17 Central in DC

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

all the twitter screenshots are central time yes

Nashville TN is Central timezone as well

the flights you posted would have landed at 10:02 and 10:17 Central in DC

Dude, and I mean this respectfully, are you actually retarded? The flight times are displayed in their local time, regardless of where you are. It displays in the timezone that the aircraft will be in. He did not tweet at 10:25 AM Eastern time, he tweeted at 10:25 central time, which is 11:25 eastern time, 8 minutes after the DC flight landed. 16 minutes after the Atlanta flight landed.

To further clarify, if you look at twitter from your house in central time zone it will say 10:25 AM. If you looked at twitter from DC his tweet would say 11:25 AM. If you go to nitter you will see he tweeted at 3:25 PM UTC https://nitter.net/TheRalphRetort/status/1545428842294255617#m

 

[Kinochet]

Maybe I am a little retarded.

 

[Bertuzzi]

Maybe I am a little retarded.

To be entirely fair, Ralph is exactly the kind of person to buy in-flight WiFi just to seethe at Twitter, so time stamps are definitely to be interpreted with a grain of salt...

Honestly with Ralph, the best policy is to wait rather than try to force the content. (And by wait I mean check back in the morning...) While he won’t ever outright post his address, he will absolutely post something monumentally stupid (and entirely unwarranted) that confirms exactly where his new crack shack is. Watching the autism go to work and find the Zillow listing is The Best. His horse bridle forever-fiancee doxed her location with some pot lights ffs. It’s way funnier to wait the extra couple of nanoseconds for Ralph to swagger his way into an L.

 

[Kinochet]

Dude, and I mean this respectfully, are you actually retarded? The flight times are displayed in their local time, regardless of where you are. It displays in the timezone that the aircraft will be in. He did not tweet at 10:25 AM Eastern time, he tweeted at 10:25 central time, which is 11:25 eastern time, 8 minutes after the DC flight landed. 16 minutes after the Atlanta flight landed.
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To further clarify, if you look at twitter from your house in central time zone it will say 10:25 AM. If you looked at twitter from DC his tweet would say 11:25 AM. If you go to nitter you will see he tweeted at 3:25 PM UTC https://nitter.net/TheRalphRetort/status/1545428842294255617#m

ACTUALLY, MAYBE IT'S YOU WHO'S RETARDED

The guy who tweeted the photos that I sourced messaged me to say that he it was the DC flight he would have to have tweeted after takeoff, at least for the first DC flight.

 

[Niggerfaggot Hunter]

ACTUALLY, MAYBE IT'S YOU WHO'S RETARDED

The guy who tweeted the photos that I sourced messaged me to say that he it was the DC flight he would have to have tweeted after takeoff, at least for the first DC flight.

No he was explaining time zones to you and being polite about it. Are you trying to score a W on an older member?
Not a good look in this newfag's opinion.

Edit: Kinochet corrected me as it is an inside joke, my apologies for taking things too seriously.

 

[Kinochet]

No he was explaining time zones to you and being polite about it. Are you trying to score a W on an older member?
Not a good look in this newfag's opinion.